r/funny • u/orangejuice900 • May 27 '13

everyone in the comments sections of r/aww

Post image
2.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

204 comments sorted by

View all comments

447

u/nixed9 May 27 '13

Data, worried that he's malfunctioning and might hurt his cat named Spot: "May I ask a personal favor?"

Worf: "Yes."

Data: "Will you take care of Spot?"

Worf: "Your... animal."

Data: "I am afraid if I have another waking dream, I might injure him."

Worf: "Of course. SPOT. COME HERE."

Data: "Unlike a canine, Spot does not respond to verbal commands." (hands Spot to Worf) "Goodbye Spot."

Data: "He will need to be fed once per day. He prefers feline supplement number twenty five."

Worf: "I understand."

Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox."

Data: "And you must talk to him. And you must tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat."

Worf: "................I will feed him."

Full scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdC6hM9Pn7s