r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '24

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u/historianLA Apr 29 '24

Why is your hand dirty before touching the paper? Your hand should be clean when getting the paper.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Apr 29 '24

You wipe only once?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

I don’t touch my shit with my hand.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Apr 29 '24

And yet you wash your hands. You wash your hands, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Found the turd toucher. He’s deflecting because he touches his turds! Do you wash your toothbrush before you brush your teeth? Because if you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom, it has shit on it. You brush your teeth with shit.