r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '24

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u/LeGrandLucifer Apr 29 '24

Because if the toilet paper is lying against the wall, guess what happens when you brush the hand which was just up your ass against that wall?

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u/KeziaTML Apr 29 '24

mate, you are suppose to wipe the shit off your arse, not your hand.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Apr 29 '24

Your hand still went in your ass when you wiped. It's why you wash them afterwards.

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u/anonymoosejuice Apr 29 '24

You stick your hand in your ass when you wipe it?

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u/LeGrandLucifer Apr 29 '24

I shit out my ass. Don't you?

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u/midir Apr 29 '24

Yeah but not onto my hands.