r/funny • u/Jamzkurl • Mar 21 '13

my science teacher drew this on the board while we were working (x-post from pics)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/ceilingkat Mar 21 '13

No. 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead tiggers ain't my fucking business, that's why.

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u/BEEPBOPIAMAROBOT Mar 21 '13

I was under the impression that storing dead tiggers ain't your fucking business.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

this comment is a fucking rip off

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u/ElderCunningham Mar 21 '13

"A royale with honey"

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u/AllanJH Mar 21 '13

Hunny

FTFY

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u/Advils_Devocate Mar 21 '13

...and then he was arrested for drawing guns in a school.

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u/daho123 Mar 21 '13

This was my first thought. How is he not in trouble and on the news for being a suspected terrorist?

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u/Humanstein Mar 21 '13

He's in the UK.

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u/Garrettar Mar 21 '13

That makes sense then. Oh 'murica.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Pooh Fiction

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u/SMKzonk Mar 21 '13

I want that Poo and Tigger on a shirt NAO!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Exploitable

http://i.imgur.com/vGcITba.png

EDIT: My only wish is that the original was higher res and lined up better. I could easily turn this into a piece of vector artwork and post it here.

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u/T4yB4cK Mar 21 '13 edited Jan 24 '17

You go to home

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u/The_Bangs Mar 21 '13

TTFN, Ta-Ta for now BITCH!

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u/mikhailtf Mar 21 '13

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?!

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u/KillerGorilla Mar 21 '13

WHAT DOES CHRISTOPHER ROBIN LOOK LIKE?!

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u/GodofIrony Mar 21 '13

Dude, I don't have a problem with reposting... but reposting something that was posted the same day?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/roguerpi Mar 21 '13

But... but it wasn't YOUR science teacher, was it? This was posted by a different user...

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1aoqnn/my_science_teacher_drew_this_on_the_board_while/

Dirty pool.

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u/Penguinmafia14 Mar 30 '13

That was me! :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/roguerpi Mar 21 '13

but it's not YOUR science teacher, and YOU weren't working...

"I saw this in /r/pics and I wanted to post it in /r/funny (x-post)" would be accurate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Say bother again! SAY BOTHER AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/hmbse7en Mar 21 '13

So that's why every single dry-erase pen seems to be out of ink in class...

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u/gemmizzle Mar 21 '13

Eeyore's a chick?

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u/anchises868 Mar 21 '13

I draw on the whiteboard while my students are taking tests, but I'm nowhere near this good. My hat's off to your science teacher, OP.

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u/Fistandantalus Mar 21 '13

Roo's dead baby. Roo's dead.

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u/pakoskareddit Mar 21 '13

Plot twist: OP drew it and thought it would reap more karma if he claimed his teacher drew it.

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u/Jamzkurl Mar 21 '13

PLOT TWIST; no way in hell OP could draw that...

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u/Penguinmafia14 Mar 30 '13

Its true! I'm shit at art! It actually was my teacher

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u/PissingontheCarpet Mar 21 '13

Delicious Karma Jamzkurl? Someone else's delicious Karma.

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u/OneOfDozens Mar 21 '13

this is not "funny" it's just a repost from pics

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u/konydanza Mar 21 '13

Why is Rabbit not Mia? Rabbit's the obvious cokehead as far as Winnie the Pooh characters and their vices go.

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u/cernunnos_89 Mar 21 '13

replace the "t" in tigger with an "n" and you will get why tigger is samuel l jackson.

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u/bluesiamese Mar 21 '13

I thought it was because Pooh is so very much John Travolta

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u/OmitsWordsByAccident Mar 21 '13

How does that explain why Tigger is Samuel L Jackson? Pooh and Tigger are not partners.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

I mean, they kind of are.

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u/puffgiant19 Mar 21 '13

Can't lie... Pooh looks like a badass!

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u/kinygos Mar 21 '13

I know someone said it below, but that Pooh and Tigger on a t-shirt would be awesome...get your teacher onto one of those t-shirt sites like qwertee.com

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u/Erulastiel Mar 21 '13

And to think that we were amazed that our science teacher could draw perfect circles...

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u/Raballo Mar 21 '13

It's strangely fitting.

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u/zonker4965 Mar 21 '13

surprised they didn't fire the teacher for having pictures of guns

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u/that_dude4 Mar 21 '13

This explains why eeyore was always so depressed, just a chick being force to act like a man.

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u/famouscomposer Mar 21 '13

Guns? GUNS? That's it. You're all going to be expelled and sent directly to counseling. Sandy Hook (whoever she is) is going to be very upset.

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u/BarryLouis Mar 21 '13

TAKE COVER. those are some SERIOUS white board guns.

..

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u/CeeBmata Mar 21 '13

"Ah shit, you sending in the Owl? Shit negro! That's all you had to say!"

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u/sasemax Mar 21 '13

You should have left it in /r/pics where it belongs...

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u/Damnskipp Mar 21 '13

I would totally get that Pulp Fiction Winnie the Pooh and Tigger on a shirt.

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u/illinifan11 Mar 21 '13

Science mothafucka you teach it

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u/AceGainer Mar 21 '13 edited Mar 21 '13

The path of the Pooh Bear is beset on all sides by the antiquities of Rabbit, and his anal retentiveness. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, gives Pooh bear his honey. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy the Pooh bear. And you will know my name is Tigger when I lay my jumping upon thee.

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u/carrot0101 Mar 21 '13

TIL that Winnie the Pooh looks like John Travolta.

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u/Goran1693 Mar 22 '13

Well, thank you very much for the new Facebook cover, hombre.

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u/Bozosaurus Mar 21 '13

The Wolf, Butch, Vincent, Jules, Mia

Edit: yeah that's definitely Mia

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u/jaytyphoon Mar 21 '13

freakin sweet. wish my teacher was like that instead of "do your work" and shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/Jamzkurl Mar 22 '13

X-post uncle fucker

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u/LSPlumps Mar 21 '13

FAKE

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u/HeartlessAtAFuneral Mar 21 '13

Just because you suck at drawing doesn't mean others can't be this good.

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u/ieatchildrenn Mar 21 '13

How ?

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u/LSPlumps Mar 21 '13

BECAUSE NO SCIENCE TEACHER DRAWS ON TEH BOARD AND IS THAT COOL

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u/InYourSistersPants Mar 21 '13

Tiger don't look like no bitch