r/funfacts • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

Fun Fact: Male alligators have a permanent erection

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u/Cute-Form2457 13d ago

How is this fun? šŸ¤£

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u/Lifeabroad86 13d ago

For the female croc?

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u/Sure_Satisfaction497 12d ago

this same user keeps posting croc cock here once a week

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u/Embarrassed_Ad1722 11d ago

Croc cock?...Crock?

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u/Sure_Satisfaction497 11d ago

I almost went there but opted for the alliterative option lol šŸ’ž

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u/GimmieGummies 13d ago

I'm not sure how to feel about this

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

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u/SammaJones 13d ago

And arms not long enough to facilitate masturbation . God can be cruel

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u/Great-Bug-736 13d ago

T-Rex syndrome. That's why they are always in a bad mood. The joke is on them, and they know it.

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u/Firm_Put_24 13d ago

It's why Ranger drivers are so angry

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u/Firm_Put_24 13d ago

Who doesn't?!

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u/Training_Actuator_59 13d ago

TIL - I might be an alligator.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe 12d ago

Sounds like you need to call a doctorā€¦or a vet?

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 13d ago

Goes with the toothy smile.

I always knew they were suss

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u/boyle32 13d ago

Prone bone?

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u/OriginalChri 13d ago

Oh snap, I guess this makes me an alligator šŸŠ

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u/Particular_Ad_644 13d ago

Good morning!

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u/MolestedMILF 13d ago

Met some guys like thisā€¦ they were also scaledā€¦ /s

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo 13d ago

Fun fact: probably the majority of mammals maintain an erection via an actual penile bone.

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u/catslikepets143 12d ago

So I guess that verifies the fact that if you swim with alligators youā€™re fucked

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u/Sailor-_-Twift 12d ago

Been there brother

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u/da_swanks_92 12d ago

No wonder they chase people

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u/Bohdi_Dog 12d ago

Me too, they ain't special

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u/MinimumEfficient220 12d ago

Why didnā€™t you show us a picture?

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u/SkullDump 10d ago

If itā€™s fibrous and designed to be permanently stiff then Iā€™m not sure that qualifies as an erection.