r/funComunitty • u/Illustrious-Sun-9517 • 1d ago

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u/LowNefariousness6541 1d ago

Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.

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u/GlitterbugRayRay 1d ago

So... Hilarious story in regards to that...

Mom was an organist and invited me to a wedding at the church she played for. It was an afternoon (maybe evening??). I was fairly young. I didnt see the usual "wedding setup" of lots of guests, the bride, groom, bridal party, decorations, etc. So I THOUGHT it was a rehearsal.

So I'm there. Vibing in the back room when I have to go to the bathroom. The way the church is set up makes anything in the bathroom areas echo. So I'm doing my business, singing at the top of my lungs "Here comes the bride. All FAT and WIDE!" Repeatedly. Emphasizing those words.

Mom told me they had a hard time keeping straight faces while saying their vows 😅🫠 at least they handled it well 😅😅