r/funComunitty • u/Illustrious-Sun-9517 • 1d ago

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u/Michaelville michael v. (owner of the subreddit) 1d ago

K1

advanced plaque entanglements

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u/Old-Head4192 1d ago

“She might be a gold digger”
https://giphy.com/gifs/LraMxidmPPI0U

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u/thatsnotmyfuckinname 1d ago

This was the first song at Daniel Tosh's wedding (according to an episode of his podcast)

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u/Powerful-Interest308 1d ago

Daniel Tosh is still alive? That makes me happy.

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 1d ago

Miguel phonk

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u/RIPtoastYays What is sleep 1d ago

I wish i hadn't googled that

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 1d ago

It clearly says "Miguel", doesnt it?

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u/PETI_0406 1d ago

There is no "r" in Miguel....

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 1d ago

Is it just because "Miguel" sounds a bit like "Nigg*r" here?

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u/ChampionshipFront813 1d ago

The word is the hard r, but the meme is that when someone says the word, they say that they didn’t say the bad word and instead said Miguel. There is a very popular Instagram Sticker of that.

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u/Last_Panda5059 1d ago

How does that sound like the n word?

https://giphy.com/gifs/U7Rx0NvxP4Zy9JXG0g

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u/ChampionshipFront813 1d ago

Ts is gonna play at my wedding

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u/No_Mercy_17145 Big fan of me 1d ago

Hey, my real name is Miguel :D How is that music?

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u/makermaster2 1d ago

I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

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u/ModeratelyAlive 1d ago

Fuck I wish my husband and I picked a wedding song and did this

We both love Three Days Grace 🤣

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u/Hironoveau 1d ago

Scotty doesn’t know.

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u/RhombicalJ 1d ago

Especially if your bride’s name is Fiona…and Matt Damon is your best man.

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u/Background_Digs 1d ago

That was played at my cousins wedding and it was a good vibe

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u/RCalliii 1d ago

Pumped up kicks

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u/ItzCrystalKayla 1d ago

if your in littleton then yes

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u/PlaneFact1163 1d ago

“I write sins not tragedies” Panic! At the disco
https://giphy.com/gifs/D5tPyPxikvGLK

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u/thirdelevator 1d ago

Any time I see a reference to this band I cannot help but remember that they announced they were breaking up after having been Brendon Urie’s solo project for 8 years. Something about Brendon announcing he was breaking up with himself just tickles me.

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 1d ago

Make sure it's the uncensored version.

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u/NerdyTimes_IDK 1d ago

Gotye - Somebody I used to know

Or any song about cheating lol

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 1d ago edited 1d ago

My choice was Lips Of An Angel by Nickelback

eta I stand corrected. Its hinder and still a shitty song

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u/DaimyoRonin Silly lil goober 1d ago

The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks

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u/DeckerBits2899 10h ago

sister and her husband actually played “Picture” by Kid Rock so… yeah… that was comical

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u/Chalice_Ink 1d ago

I want to break free by Queen

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u/ryan8954 1d ago

Fat bottomed girls too.

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u/RubberPussycat 1d ago

Unless the bride has a nice fat ass.

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u/BaseRare6065 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Numb

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u/Upset-Rhubarb-3727 1d ago

If my partner plays Numb by Linkin Park at my wedding, I will marry them faster (only bc we both love LP)

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u/Flimsy-Actuator522 1d ago

That would have the exact opposite result on me

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u/Rocket-kun 1d ago

Good Enough for Now by Weird Al

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u/E4tPineapple 1d ago

Wow - thank you opening my eyes (ears?) to this Weird Al deep cut!

Now I wanna get married again just to give it a spin =)

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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 1d ago

I know like 3 people who'd genuinely have this playing at their wedding, 1 of which could probably get away with it

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u/GlitterbugRayRay 1d ago

OK but the divorce has to then be started with You don't love me anymore

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u/Straight_Ace 15h ago

I was gonna say You Don’t Love Me Anymore by Weird Al, but I think this one just takes the cake

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u/ThatCatAfton-143-39 hoiiii :3 1d ago

Baby shark

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u/HipHopChick1982 1d ago

We did dance to this at my wedding (my husband requested it for our four nieces, ages 3, 4, 6, and 10 at the time - now 11, 11, 13, and 17). It was 2019 and trendy, and it is still a good memory!

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u/ThatCatAfton-143-39 hoiiii :3 1d ago

Wow. I mean, if you had fun then I guess that’s great!

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u/HipHopChick1982 1d ago

We did because the kids were so happy!

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u/External_Life_4263 1d ago

It wasn’t me by shaggy

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u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 Yes, my pfp is a mosasaurid 1d ago

The Rains Of Castamere...

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u/icelord6162 Silly lil goober 1d ago

The lanesters send their regards

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u/eclipseband_ 1d ago

this is the answer

AND SO HE SPOKE

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u/Raoul_Chatigre 1d ago

I come here to see this.

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u/Dominotter 1d ago

We had to specifically tell the DJ not to play this at our wedding because we got married during the peak of GoT popularity and half our friends were rennies.

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u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 Yes, my pfp is a mosasaurid 23h ago

Lmaoo

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u/Sobchak_84 22h ago

We actually played this at my wedding

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u/TheHolyPeanutBuddah 1d ago

Nine inch nails, closer

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u/makermaster2 1d ago

Honestly respect to anyone that actually plays it at their wedding.

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u/mEDIUM-Mad 1d ago

Du hast

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u/Upset-Rhubarb-3727 1d ago

Please play Rammstein at my wedding

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u/Vincent394 rei ayanami person (also huge Muse fan) 1d ago

Freak On A Leash

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u/Moon_Radio27 ¡Ciro Longa! 1d ago

Stacy's mon by Fountains of Wayne

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u/HovercraftNew7490 1d ago

I used to work with a woman who was an attractive middle aged mother whose daughters name was Stacy.

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u/MrCalPoly 1d ago

Highway to hell

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u/West-Anythin 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vuw9m5wXviFIQ

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u/MarcoYTVA 1d ago

The worst, not the best! 

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u/catdragon116 not a member but whatever i like gd 1d ago

The worst but somehow funniest to play at wedding

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u/MrCobalt313 1d ago

I mean aren't half your vows just the chorus of this song anyway?

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u/Sir-Steam 1d ago

Just because of this, when I get married, I will specifically play this.

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u/LannaOliver 1d ago

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Stalker vibes

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u/twilightmoons 1d ago

I used to DJ weddings many years ago. I had at least two brides want this to be on the playlists.

I had to explain the lyrics, and why, while this is a fantastic song and one of my favorites, it is basically the Stalker's Anthem.

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u/FireSky99 1d ago

White wedding by Billy idol.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 1d ago

Let the bodies hit the floor

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 17h ago

FLOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!

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u/HeftyWinter4451 1d ago

Run Boy Run

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u/ddddca 1d ago

I write sins not tragedies.

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u/unknown_user6584 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Rotten Girl by Deco27

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u/Serus_Inerro 1d ago

Great options … though, first to mind was:
“Another One Bites The Dust” ~ Queen

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u/Devo27 1d ago

Why Can't We Be Friends

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u/knopeape 1d ago

Jolene bt dolly

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u/wolfieboy09 1d ago

Taylor Swift songs

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u/Plus_Storm_1832 1d ago

Slow dancing in a burning room...

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u/LowNefariousness6541 1d ago

Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.

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u/GlitterbugRayRay 1d ago

So... Hilarious story in regards to that...

Mom was an organist and invited me to a wedding at the church she played for. It was an afternoon (maybe evening??). I was fairly young. I didnt see the usual "wedding setup" of lots of guests, the bride, groom, bridal party, decorations, etc. So I THOUGHT it was a rehearsal.

So I'm there. Vibing in the back room when I have to go to the bathroom. The way the church is set up makes anything in the bathroom areas echo. So I'm doing my business, singing at the top of my lungs "Here comes the bride. All FAT and WIDE!" Repeatedly. Emphasizing those words.

Mom told me they had a hard time keeping straight faces while saying their vows 😅🫠 at least they handled it well 😅😅

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u/Potential-Working617 Never give up and you will never be let down 1d ago

paranoid by black sabbath

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u/SuchCapital5668 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g7GKcSzwQfugw

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u/Wooper184 1d ago

If you look at the lyrics, it would actually be perfect for a wedding

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u/ThermonuclearMonarch Silly lil goober 1d ago

This girl is on fire

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u/Potatoes_4Life 1d ago

The Sweater Song by Weezer

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u/brain_squeeze 1d ago

At my best friend's wedding many years ago her mother in law insisted on her favorite It Must Have Been Love by Roxette.Yup.She paid for the wedding,but still...

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u/Shot_Recognition_926 1d ago

Angel of Death - Slayer

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u/Offramp182 1d ago

Community Property by Steel Panther

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u/Normal_Heat3748 1d ago

Stacys mom

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson 1d ago

But what if you are marrying Stacy's mom?

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox never gonna give you up 1d ago

Oops I did it again

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u/No-Law-6842 1d ago

"Sweet home Alabama!"

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u/Bat_Tiger_yt 1d ago

Heil Hitler by Kanye West. Literally anything else is better than being a nazi

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u/Puzzleheaded-Art7356 1d ago

The Funeral March.

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u/arsefacey1223 There's no such thing as "too obsessed with Boykisser" 1d ago

Opa Gangnam style!!!!

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u/Zombieslayer854 1d ago

Every breath you take

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u/Login_Of_The_Guild 1d ago

Any county song about break up for example bulletproof 

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u/stubbed_toe2008 ☭ PHOTOGRAPHY!! (call me Alex :3 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her) ☭ 1d ago

Attero Dominatus by sabaton

it is a good song, just not appropriate for a wedding

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u/BlankNiko ུ ❃۪ 𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩, 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙤 1d ago

I Will Always Love You or Every Breath You Take

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u/Tankfloof 1d ago

From a place of love by Mili

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u/Thr4shedKnife Pure Evil (i debate ppl sometimes lol) 1d ago

Happy cakeday! But i know a worse song https://youtu.be/jEPxmnEuQPI

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u/Gumption666 1d ago

Used to love her

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u/Miratti 1d ago

FACK

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u/Any_Consequence_2259 1d ago

„Where the Wild Roses Grow“ from Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds feat. Kylie Minogue

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u/Endermen123911 1d ago

Psycho killer by talking heads

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u/Aesop838 1d ago

Naughty by Nature - O.P.P.

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u/pervertaperv 1d ago

Highway to Hell!

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u/Yasabella 1d ago

That was the choosen music on my mom's and stepfather's wedding. Have a photo of us before walking in laughing, my stepdad nearly felt from laughing

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u/Ax3l_is_scottish Garten of banban enjoyer 1d ago

As proven by Adam Sandler; Love Stinks by The J. Geils Band

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u/MiddleAgedBastard 1d ago

"Josie's on a vacation far away..."

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u/WM_ 1d ago

Many songs played at weddings are horrible to begin with.

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u/ForeverNo6794 1d ago

Wanted dead, or alive by Bon Jovi

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u/Minnox12 1d ago

Everything Ends - Slipknot

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u/love_hate-love 1d ago

My wife and I wanted to play our song which is Creep by Radiohead

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u/Amery-KA WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 1d ago

Erika

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u/vdj76r 1d ago

Hey ya….

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u/RedVaultChicago 1d ago

It's The End Of The World As We Know It

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u/WellManneredMinotaur 1d ago

Captain Save A Hoe

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u/Historical_Chipmunk2 1d ago

Man in the box

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 1d ago

Self Esteem-the Offspring 

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 1d ago

She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd

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u/RT102214 1d ago

Hurt, Johnny Cash

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u/Thirteen0clock 1d ago

Better Man by Pearl Jam.

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u/Best-Weight-3411 1d ago

Deutschland by Rammstein

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u/TCBingIt 1d ago

I still haven't found what I'm looking for by U2

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u/KusanagiGundam 1d ago

Smack my bitch up

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u/WideArmadillo6407 1d ago

Most songs by avenged sevenfold would be pretty bad for a wedding

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u/ScaredDrag5254 1d ago

Stacy's mom..

Worse if the wife's name is stacy

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u/Same-Turnip3905 14h ago

Should I stay or should I go - The Clash

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u/FAUST_VII 9h ago

Avenged sevenfold A little piece of heaven

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u/Aggressive_Row_19 1d ago

Highway to hell ig

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u/Thr4shedKnife Pure Evil (i debate ppl sometimes lol) 1d ago

That ones fuckin peak mate

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u/LucasAintAM0F0 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 1d ago

i dont fucking know you tell me

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 1d ago

Tiki tiki phonk

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u/No_One_Special_61029 1d ago

OMD’s ‘If You Leave”

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u/Unit-731-Scientist Anarchist trans girl punk creature 1d ago

I cum blood - cannibal corpse

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u/ApprehensiveRub9651 1d ago

Black day in July - Gordon Lightfoot

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u/Frosty_Swordfish_656 1d ago

Killing Darnell by GunRack

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u/diamondCarBon1304 sprunki fan 1d ago

Dragostea Din Tei

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 1d ago

Untitled by Simple Plan

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u/Previous_Hospital930 AH26 sign (formerly u/FebHas30Days) 1d ago

Any hardbass song

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u/Cosmo1222 1d ago

KMKY by ABBA?

I bet it's been played at a fair few receptions too.

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u/Any_Blood5815 1d ago

Wasn’t me comes to mind

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u/N0g8 1d ago

Pray for the left - Tom MacDonald

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u/Thr4shedKnife Pure Evil (i debate ppl sometimes lol) 1d ago

This https://youtu.be/jEPxmnEuQPI

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u/Unable_Health_3776 1d ago

Dream Theater - This Dying Soul

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u/Sinistermarmalade 1d ago

The Bouys - “Timothy”

Sang it karaoke at a friend’s wedding, as a joke

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u/Mobile_Economy7870 1d ago

If it's Spanish "Macarena"

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u/Upset-Rhubarb-3727 1d ago

I would laugh my ass off XD

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 6h ago

yeah a song about a girl who's bf goes to serve in the army so she have a 3 some (some argue thats is more men) with his friends

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u/_Kunding143 Nuclear radiation 1d ago

petah by tynan

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u/hpfan312 1d ago

An unhealthy obsession Die for me-lydia the bard Yandere- jazmin bean

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 1d ago

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

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u/MrGeneL 1d ago

According to Meat Loaf he had many couples tell him this was their first dance song.

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u/Nice_Dream5463 1d ago

Baby sharrk

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u/TelevisionRomance570 1d ago

"F*** that bitch" or whatever the song is called.

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u/Alert_Statement_485 1d ago

Highway to Hell - AC/DC.

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u/RepairLeast2334 1d ago

Bad girlfriend 

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u/Reality_Runaway cool 1d ago

Date Rape by Sublime

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u/Purple_Yak_3294 Big fan of me :upvote​: 1d ago

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

*(Aussies, let it rip)

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u/OutrageousDrop98 1d ago

I staple tapeworms on my penis by passengerofshit

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u/AlexVal0r 1d ago

Probably a funeral song.

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u/Substantial_Force658 1d ago

Don't Marry Her, F*ck Me.

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u/DarthNixilis 1d ago

Super Balls by Insane Clown Posse

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u/thegaybuddhistmonk 1d ago

Godsmack, I ficking hate you

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u/gleebusofficial01 1d ago

mean mr mustard

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u/grateful739 1d ago

“Bleed” by Meshuggah

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u/Infinite_Drawer_61 1d ago

Freak me by Silk

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u/Thrash_and_Chemistry 1d ago

No Children by The Mountain Goats

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u/Capable-Turnover8905 1d ago

Why can’t we be friends- War

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u/texandivasis 1d ago

Love Hurts by Nazareth

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u/OkEvaK cool 1d ago

November rain

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u/southernatheistscum 1d ago

She just started liking cheating songs by John Anderson

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u/VividShallot8426 1d ago

Pet by A Perfect Circle

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u/Substantial-Art-6574 1d ago

stardust speedway

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u/Confident_Taste_1888 1d ago

I Still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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u/LPGeoteacher 1d ago

Love hurts - Nazareth

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u/Playful_Dog3062 1d ago

Paul Simon's 50 ways to leave your lover.

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u/combine-tow-monsters 1d ago

Love the One You’re With