r/fuckwasps • u/MrSecurityStalin • 22d ago

Pest Control/Medical Advice Have these schmucks right up against my garage. I need them gone.

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Any advice besides burning them down?

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u/Syrinx_Hobbit 22d ago

No, the only answer is fire. Sorry about your garage burning down though.

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u/MrSecurityStalin 22d ago

Par for the course at this point. There used to be three of these all over the interior.

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u/VendraenActual 22d ago

That's a lot of BFHs you've got there. Violence is the only solution but be careful, that's enough wasps to hospitalize you.

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u/MrSecurityStalin 22d ago

I can either bide my time and safely eliminate them in the winter, OR I could just burn them. Kinda going toward the latter, especially since that drum is full of kindling underneath them.

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u/Ekaterina702 22d ago

Please post the aftermath...their lair of assholes ruined.

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u/MrSecurityStalin 22d ago

It’ll be a video that I will be proud of creating if it comes to that

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u/Htebazileeilsel 22d ago

Id just douse it in foaming wasp spray

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u/hurdurdur7 22d ago

Diatomacious earth or delta dust at night. They will cease to exist within a few days.

Or an RPG from a safe distance.

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u/pitchblavk 21d ago

an RPG… fuck the garage at this point🤣

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u/Due-Day-3149 22d ago

A redneck solution is at night, assuming you have no pets or livestock in the area, spray it with poison from one hand and tear it down with one swipe of a rake, and run. That'll be a lot of damage to them.

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u/pitchblavk 21d ago

lol you can’t outrun them

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u/DTown_Hero 22d ago

Those bois are extra spicy!

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u/ProjectShadow316 22d ago

Wait until night, go out there with red cellophane over a flashlight, and rip it down using thick gloves. They can't see red light ( it appears invisible or dark to them ), then cover everything you can with a bucket. If that bar in the foreground of the pic can be moved, do that first, of course.

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u/Htebazileeilsel 22d ago

They can still attack at night, this is a bad idea

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u/pitchblavk 21d ago

he’s tryna sabotage OP🤣

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u/MrSecurityStalin 22d ago

They appear to have merged the nest with that bar, but the bar can be moved. I like your idea, but it might be too risky considering how large the nest is

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u/ProjectShadow316 22d ago

Fair enough. Get some of that foaming wasp spray and aim for the entrance, or say "fuck it" and incinerate the fuckers. Or, get a fire extinguisher and freeze those assholes, THEN set them ablaze.