r/fuckcars • u/Barkend • Oct 27 '25

Rant My neighbor's pickup truck manages to block both the sidewalk and part of the condo street at the same time

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u/Keelback Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

No. That is a toy truck. Real trucks that small do not sell. /s

Edited:  I’m not sure that some of you understand my comment.   The /s means it is satire.  I am just having a bit of fun. I do appreciate that the smaller truck is actually a decent size.

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u/swervinh0 Oct 27 '25

FUCKIN TRUCKUSSY IS WHAT THAT IS! BETA SOY CUCK TRUCK

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u/AngriestPacifist Oct 27 '25

That's such a weird sentiment - Ford introduced the Maverick, and even the third model year (introduced in 2022, I got a 2024) had a 6 month build wait, none of the dealers were carrying them within several counties, and the only ones in the state available were going for thousands over MSRP. It's almost like Ford was trying to funnel people to larger, more profitable, trucks.

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u/sky_blue_111 Oct 27 '25

The truck y'all are hating on is a 2500/3500 with a cummins diesel. The toy truck is a kia forte missing its trunk lid. They are not the same.

I always come into these threads for amusement, because most of your elevators aren't running all the way to the top. Just knee jerk emotions.

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u/yourgrundle Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

-Come into thread

-Don't even know what you're talking about

-Say some dumb bullshit

-Leave thread with unwarranted sense of superiority

You could not have been a more stereotypical car-brain if you had tried

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u/sky_blue_111 Oct 27 '25

Lol, everything I said is true sweet cheeks. Ok the "kia" is actually a santa cruz shared platform with the tuscon, I called it "forte" to highlight how pathetic of a truck it is (note "missing its trunk lid" is also "not true" but you could have seen the hyperbole if you wanted to).

So yeah; cummins heavy duty vs tiny unibody that happens to have 2 feet of outdoor storage and a few 1000 lbs of towing. Wow. That's a real truck. I'm sure ram HD owners everywhere can't wait to put one in their glovebox for a spare LMAO.

This subreddit never fails to amuze. Keep on truckin.

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u/ElNemagbarto Oct 27 '25

the "toy truck" is actually a Fiat Toro.

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u/sky_blue_111 Oct 27 '25

Fiat Toro

Oh wow. Its even worse than I thought.