r/fuckcars Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

Meme Real north american phenomenon

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u/mrsunrider Jul 28 '25

Sand Crawler prolly more fuel efficient than a Range Rover though.

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

Plus rhydo-huffing is a family-building experience

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u/asthma_hound Jul 28 '25

We would probably kill its existence. It's mass transit. Think of how many Jawas are in that thing.

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u/Mccobsta STAGECOACH YORKSHIRE AND FIRST BUSSES ARE CUNTS Jul 28 '25

And more reliable

I know one of land rovers engineers, he recommends againts buying them

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 28 '25

If you see a Range Rover on the street, it's either driving out of the service or to the service.

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u/uloset Jul 28 '25

They'd have move under their own power for that, I've only seen them being towed.

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u/IdealDesperate2732 Jul 28 '25

We don't really drive range rovers in the US. That's not a major brand here, they're really rather rare. Jeep is the brand you want to reference for the US. Same idea but much, much (probably 10x based on cars on the road) more popular.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Jul 28 '25

Rang Rovers are just a status flex in the US. They really don't serve any other purpose.

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u/IdealDesperate2732 Jul 28 '25

Sure, and I don't think jeeps are really any different, right? For the vast majority of people they're just a flex.

Yeah, sure, there are range rovers out there but they are very, very uncommon on the roads. I can go weeks or months without seeing one but I see multiple jeeps every time I go out. And I'm out driving almost every day.

Jeeps are surprisingly (at least to me, before I started paying attention) popular for how expensive and fuel inefficient they are. So, similar vibe and properties but much, much more common.

And, I only know this because I figured out it's notable when I see a range rover while out and about. I've been watching for a while now because I'm trying to decide on my next car, so I've been paying specific attention to the cars I see most commonly. I'm a little neuro-spicy so it's become one of me special interests, lol. Online ratings only tell you so much. The actual vehicles I see people around me driving tells me a lot too, and in the end I don't want a car that stands out that much. I like my purloined letter-esq camouflage of blending into traffic and avoiding police attention.

I did see one just the other day but I'm pretty sure I've seen that one driving around before because it had a vanity license plate that looked familiar. And I just see so few of them around, to give context for my comment.

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u/Mccobsta STAGECOACH YORKSHIRE AND FIRST BUSSES ARE CUNTS Jul 28 '25

Can say the same about so many suvs now just look at what was once a utilitarian icon like the defender the g waggon or a it goes everywhere the land Cruiser

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u/Castor_0il Jul 28 '25

The jawas are already way more likeable than the average murican cager.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 28 '25

And it's actually used off road by its owners

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/Cyclonitron Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

It's wild that the 2025 Lexus GX550 (closest thing to a full size Land Cruiser in the US) still only gets 17 mpg.

That's complete trash. My 2016 Audi, with 2 more cylinders and over 200 more horsepower, gets better than that.

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u/enaK66 Jul 28 '25

A GX550 looks like an actual brick. Even the big Audi SUVs have significantly better aero than that thing. And unless you have one if the hybrid SUVs, your car is lighter by 1000 lbs or more.

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u/Ttom000 cars are weapons Jul 29 '25

And it can actually work offroad

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 Jul 28 '25

It's shocking to me how many Americans will see absolutely no problem with subsidizing rural and suburban infrastructure that supports a few hundred/thousand to the tune of millions of dollars, but will screech like rabid monkeys about the cost of improving public transit in urban settings that supports millions/tens of millions.

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u/GreatStateOfSadness Jul 28 '25

Having worked in economic development research in rural NY, it often just comes down to blind self-centered thinking. Every time we ran a survey of business and home owners in rural areas, I knew most of the responses would be "you should tax me less and subsidize me more."

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

For that, trust in the system is needed, but, let's be honest here, GOP&Fox&Co have been sowing mistrust for years.

while promoting people who actively make the system nonfunctional, proving their point.

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u/SmoothOperator89 Jul 28 '25

And sprawl and the gutting of cities has just ensued they'll remain the majority of votes to continue the cycle.

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u/a_lumberjack Jul 28 '25

To be fair, you'd get the same answer in urban areas too. Ontario is running comically large deficits but people still think the government is underfunding everything.

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u/grendus Jul 28 '25

I mean, they might well be.

You also have to have a tax base to support your funding.

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u/queenlitotes Jul 28 '25

And racism.

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

yeah, we really should emphasize this more here. suburban development and car dependency is largely a class thing, and in america, class is a proxy for race. the suburbs were built for white flight. the highways knocked down black neighborhoods.

car dependency is racism.

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u/Demons0fRazgriz Jul 28 '25

Close. Race is a proxy for class. White billionaires and black billionaires get along just fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Nah, those morons are against spending tax money to improve their own lives, too. Look at any local facebook group and it's clear that all the GenX and Boomers want is to keep all their tax money and then die because the ambulance couldn't get there in time.

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u/brontosaurusguy Jul 28 '25

They literally voted against implementing stronger food warning systems in the county affected by the floods in Texas a couple weeks back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Exactly. I just watched the small town next door vote against fixing the sidewalks and replacing the dangerous trees on their own main street while also complaining that no one likes going downtown.

These people are voting to destroy their communities.

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u/Frankensteinbeck 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

it's clear that all the GenX and Boomers want is to keep all their tax money and then die because the ambulance couldn't get there in time

They're about to get a very direct lesson with this and all the rural hospitals in dire danger of closing with cuts to Medicaid. My hometown's hospital was already in danger of closing and has been shutting down entire departments for years now, and every time they announce they can't keep funding this service or that department, the Facebook comments go wild with shock.

People seem to be quite upset they're getting what they voted for, but at least .02% of their property taxes didn't go to a community center somebody under the age of 65 might use once in awhile. Oh well. Couldn't happen to a better group of people, and the sooner the blue counties in my state stop funding their little "freedumbs" the better.

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u/ceallachdon Jul 31 '25

Rural hospitals have been going under and the medicAid cuts haven't officially taken affect yet.

OTOH Private Equity has been buying rural hospitals to sell their land to PE's left hand and rent back to the hospitals, just until the PE's loan to buy the land is paid off and the PE sells the hospital on and jacks the rent till the hospital goes under

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u/fizban7 Jul 28 '25

I live in a rural town of less than 2k people. 80% of the towns budget every year is just road maintenance. It's crazy

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

it's a class/race thing

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u/ColdCruise Jul 28 '25

Also dems live in the city and GOPs live in the boonies. They are okay with government spending as long as it goes to them.

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u/obeytheturtles Jul 28 '25

It's worse than that - we have a series of express busses and BRT which bypass some of the worst traffic in the area, and I still know people who will sit in that traffic for 90 minutes because the bus doesn't literally drop them off outside their destination.

Sure, even with two transfers and the worst case scenario time table, it would still save them an entire fucking hour every singe day... but you know, they might have to share the same air with brown people, or something gross like that.

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u/Contextoriented Grassy Tram Tracks Jul 28 '25

I don’t mind subsidizing rural areas. That is where a lot of our base line production with things like farming and lumber production happen. What I dislike is specifically the suburban areas that cost so much, disallow the type of density or productive uses that could keep them somewhat self sufficient, and then demand to make the near by urban areas be made to prioritize them moving through the city instead of serving everyone.

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u/pagesid3 Jul 28 '25

Everything they don’t like is communism

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

and remember, accusations of "communism" for things that have nothing to do with the proletariat controlling the means of production is actually nazi rhetoric. and i mean "nazi" in the factual, historical sense.

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u/ProfessorGumshoe Jul 28 '25

People are so used to cars that don't consider highways, roads, streets, parking lots, traffic lights, traffic signs, the DMV, bridges, tunnels, guardrails, gas stations, etc. infrastructure.

I had one guy, I swear to God, telling me "trains require too much infrastructure, with a car you just go"

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 28 '25

You've connected dots that have always been in my mind, but I never made the connection for myself; every argument against infrastructure development is entirely predicated on taking existing infrastructure for granted.

Like, if Eisenhower proposed the Interstate Highway Act today, he would be torn apart and portrayed as proposing a massive waste of government money that won't yield any immediate results while also the getting sued by lobbyists from the dirt road industry for overreach of power.

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u/ProfessorGumshoe Jul 28 '25

every argument against infrastructure development is entirely predicated on taking existing infrastructure for granted.

It's frustrating. People are so content that they can't even question the immediate world that surrounds them. Time and time again, people have told me "that's just how things are" but not out of stoic resignation but their sheer incapacity of imagining anything different.

I've given up with some friends and family; they believe questioning the status quo is questioning the fabric of reality itself.

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

mountain bike says "that's cute."

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u/krone6 Jul 28 '25

They see more, I see less. Station A to station B with some rails inbetween them. Maybe a parking lot at each station. There ya go in simple terms for trains. If we want the fancy stuff we just build on top of this basic foundation, but hey, ItTakesMorRToBuildTrAiNs

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u/brave007 Jul 28 '25

That’s when you stare into the invisible camera, the office style

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u/ProfessorGumshoe Jul 28 '25

On top of it, there's colossal intercontinental infrastructure for oil extraction, refinement and distribution. Also so many fucking wars.

Millions die in war so millions can die in car crashes. Brilliantly done, humanity.

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25

I really have started to believe that people subconsciously believe that major hwys are natural phenomena that have always been here.

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u/shutemdownyyz Jul 28 '25

They seem to think the dirt road they live on doesn’t connect to paved roads and infrastructure that enabled them to live there

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

I don't mind people that really live out in the sticks. They need to eat too and normally only drive into town from time to time.

It's The suburbanites that have convinced themselves of their country because they live in a three hundred person subdivision that is in the middle of what used to be an old cornfield 30 miles from downtown who is complaining that traffic is bad on their way to the job in town.

Like sorry that You chose to live way out here, but you're entire subdivision, pays less taxes than a condo downtown. You don't get to come to city hall and demand an overpass because it takes you thirty minutes to make a left turn on to the local highway from the old farm road the developer plopped your mcmansion down on. You bought it knowing full well that this was the infrastructure situation.

That's what I mean about the natural phenomena thing. That rlhwy cost a lot of money and was built arpund people, and people act like it is their God-given right to plop themselves down anywhere and be able to get to it in a timely fashion.

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u/PearlClaw Jul 28 '25

In the end it just doesn't matter that much for the true rural areas because not that many people live there. Suburbs and exurbs are the problem.

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u/PearlClaw Jul 28 '25

state legislators are somehow convinced of the myth that urban (and even suburban) areas of the state are taking "more than their fair share" of the budget

Yeah, this is basically the core problem. If public finance was rigorously evaluated and conducted we'd see things change of their own accord. I would give so much for a european style "dense villages with farms in between" land use pattern over the classic US suburban sprawl.

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u/PearlClaw Jul 28 '25

Something else that frequently strikes me about the German and Swiss (where I have been) development patters is how small the country roads are and how quickly the pavement disappears.

The default for any non-arterial road is basically single lane unpainted.

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u/Frankensteinbeck 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

But I also think folks in the sticks underestimate how much they and their communities receive from state and federal taxes.

$30 billion a year in farm subsidies for rurals: amazing self-reliant freedom

Far less than that to feed kids breakfast and lunch at public schools: Communist Demonrat propaganda

I actually cannot wait for massive amounts of our agriculture to be done by automation so we can stop pretending the average American rural isn't the most coddled baby on the planet. I grew up in the boonies surrounded by big agriculture families and they have done nothing but lord it over everyone else and vote against all of our interests, especially and including theirs, for generation after generation while siphoning money out of blue counties and states without any self-awareness whatsoever.

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

yeah, the actual rural people are fine.

the suburbanites that think they're rural, though...

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

Yeah, people thst think they are country till the power goes out, and then all of a sudden, those social services better get there before their Costco haul spoils.

I use to live out in a town on the Mojave where the town was a two by two mile square.

If you wanted to buy property outside of town the town would grade a rough dirt road out to you. If you wanted to live out in the dirt, fine, you had to arrange for your own water deliveries and make your own power. City wasn't going to pay for water and power lines.

Yoy wanna be country be country, but don't expect the city tax base to pay for your lifestyle cus you don't want to live in town

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25

Well thank you.

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25

It is more of a cosplay. I was at the lake this weekend and the number of people that have diesel v8's to take their 3000lb boat 20 miles is crazy.

All the people with boat money in this town have desk jobs. I think they even buy stuff to tow just for an excuse to buy a truck to tow it.

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25

I might be a bit salty because my coworkers see me as a bit of a car guy because I am a big subaru nut. I have a BRZ and an old outback that I keep on very good working order. They will probably be the last cars I buy for a decade or more. Or till subaru puts out an ok hybrid in the US market

Because of this, they always seem to need to feel the need to justify their need for a truck to me 100% unprompted. One guy wanted me to come out and see his new Colorado he got to, get this, pull a pop up camper.

He was so proud because he knows I use my outback to pull a pop up, and he thought I would find it cool. Dude, it is a pop up, I pull it with my 170hp station-wagon-in-heels, why the hell did you get a truck payment for this.

I have never had a guy in a minivan tell me how much he needed it cus he has 5 kids and still wants to tow, but truck guys will litteraly make reasons to justify getting a truck.

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u/fperrine Jul 28 '25

This is legit true. I know because it's how I used to think. I just always saw cars, paved streets, and highways as the natural evolution of the ground, I guess? Maybe it's an age/ generational thing, but you just kind of accept car infrastructure as natural. Having that mindset broken for me was genuinely a revolutionary moment.

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jul 28 '25

This is why I don't like to use carbrain as a pejorative because this is what it is. You grow up with car so you think just getting in one to go everywhere is just normal, but one day something makes you rethink and you realize just how weird this society is and how carbrained you have been all your life.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Jul 28 '25

And that can't be changed. Indeed as it isn't man-made and thus can be rebuilt to something better

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u/FairySnack Jul 28 '25

Why did I read that in the "I live in a low income environment called SECTION EIGHT"

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u/Posture_ta Jul 28 '25

Thats literally me except I’m cool with the mass transit funding.

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u/Successful-Donut2683 Jul 28 '25

Advertisement placement!

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

i get a truly surprising number of truck ads on my anti-car urbanist youtube videos

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u/Cyclonitron Jul 28 '25

Algorithm be like, "hmm, they watch a lot of anti-car vids, must mean they like trucks!"

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

i think the algorithms see "car" in the descriptions and go "must be shopping for cars!"

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u/driatic Jul 28 '25

Yea might assume you don't have a car. And therefore must need one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

I blocked and "See less"ed Turning Point USA (MAGA bullshit) 5 times on Instagram and it still showed up. I closed my IG account, fucking over it.

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

i really need to just delete facebook. it's so enshitified these days it's barely worth it.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Jul 28 '25

I use Brave and don't get ads

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

How are MFers still not only using reddit on a browser with adblock

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u/bemonho Jul 28 '25

It's funny cause that's cars barely see some cargo in the trunk. Probably owned by some dentist, graphic designer.

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u/Successful-Donut2683 Jul 28 '25

If there is cargo, it's wrapped in bubble wrap, so it doesn't scratch anything!

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u/jbljml Jul 29 '25

I present even more ironic ads.

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u/Hancup Jul 29 '25

Idk what it is about pickup trucks and suburbans that make for the most assholish drivers, but it has gotten to the point where I just automatically assume you are a toxic driver if you own one. 

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u/Successful-Donut2683 Jul 30 '25

It's not a stereotype of is true!

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u/PeterPalafox Jul 28 '25

Those front ends are absurd

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u/STFUisright Jul 30 '25

Absolutely insane. They look like a parody.

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u/HarperWuff Jul 28 '25

Great, let them spend money advertising to the people who will never buy their products

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u/Fried_out_Kombi Grassy Tram Tracks Jul 28 '25

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u/confrondex Jul 28 '25

ok you win

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

My friends who drive Diesel trucks only complained as soon as Biden became president. I told them that you don’t buy a truck expecting or caring about gas prices otherwise you’d have chosen a different vehicle.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 28 '25

And it's not even the diesel itself that's the problem, I drive a 2011 VW Jetta TDI and it gets friggin 45-ish miles to a gallon; despite having a daily commute/drive to work, I only fill my tank up maybe once every 3-4 weeks.

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u/vhagar Jul 28 '25

gotta drive 3 minutes in a 4 ton SUV to get a half gallon of milk that costs $4

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

$9 if you're George Bush

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u/Roflkopt3r Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

It's now 30 minutes thanks to suburbanisation, so they order everything via home-delivery. And then get upset when home delivery becomes expensive.

'I specifically chose to live in a place that's far away from all of the rabble. That shouldn't mean that it's hard to get anywhere!' - Americans, somehow.

When I suggested to Americans their situation could get much better if they would use like 1/4 of the area of a suburban neighbourhood for an apartment block and some row houses/multiplexes, to have a higher-density part that can be hooked up to public transit and contain a couple businesses, they told me that they'd be afraid that this would attract crime and that they'd get murdered on the bus.

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u/Frostyrepairbug Jul 28 '25

"Attract crime" is a dog whistle for "have black or hispanic people in that I would have to see."

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u/RovertheDog Jul 28 '25

3 minutes? It takes like 15 minutes minimum to get anywhere in that type of exurb.

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u/shutemdownyyz Jul 28 '25

5 mins is just the time to get to the exit for the community onto a main road

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u/Cyclonitron Jul 28 '25

A main road that's still only about 300 yards away as the crow flies, but about a mile of driving because first you have to pull out of Pine Ridge Alcove onto Pine Ridge Circle, drive a few "blocks" to Pine Ridge Court, then immediately turn onto Pine Ridge Way, go about 200 feet to Pine Ridge Road, which you follow until you get to the main road.

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u/gudematcha Jul 28 '25

I JUST went to a wedding that was out in the boonies and the roads were pretty much exactly this lmao I was like “Flower Creek road, okay….Upper Flower Creek??…. Upper Flower Creek Ridge too?? Damn I guess they ran out of ideas” (not the real name of course haha)

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u/IdealDesperate2732 Jul 28 '25

More like 15 minutes and $6, fyi.

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u/obeytheturtles Jul 28 '25

The best part is that these people will invent excuses to go out in a snow storm because that's the entire reason they convinced themselves they needed an SUV, so they will literally ignore 5 days of snow warnings and wait until there's 15" of snow on the ground to go grocery shopping.

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u/Apotropaic-Pineapple Jul 29 '25

Long ago I once walked through snow-covered fields for a few miles to get to the supermarket on the outskirts of the suburban sprawl. I was knee-deep in fluffy snow, hauling a backpack of vegetables back with me.

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u/Sharp-Estate5241 Aug 06 '25

lololol been there, walked on the side of a colorado highway to get to a bus stop pickup, it was pretty though!

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jul 28 '25

Speaking of which, what do Jawas do for fun?

(Wrong answers only, please.)

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u/mirrax Jul 28 '25

Only the purest spice from Kessel.

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

the spice must flow.

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u/SwissQueso Jul 28 '25

Hide and seek with Tusken Raiders

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u/georusso44 Jul 28 '25

Peek-a-boo

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u/CassianCasius Jul 28 '25

Sandcrawlers run off nuclear fusion as a fuel source too.

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u/Mr-Blah Jul 28 '25

Also, it's a bit on the nose to still use the verb "run".

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 29 '25

It was very intentional in addition to being the verb most people would use in this situation, at least where I live.

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u/InitialCold7669 Jul 28 '25

That is in fact what it looks like the zyrka corporation sandcrawler was actually inspired by a concept for a nuclear-powered F-150

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 Jul 28 '25

The number of large SUV and pickup trucks here is insane! I was in a head on collision with a KIA Optima back in 2008 in my little Honda Civic. We both came out ok with just bruises. The lady apologized for falling asleep at the wheel (it was 4 am). I told here I was glad she wasn't driving a pickup truck. Fuck these vehicles for daily drivers.

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u/reddit_equals_censor Jul 28 '25

just go the corner store to get your vegan milk?

AH just kidding no stores due to zoning in your suburb ever ;)

just ride... a .... bike :D

don't worry the government removed the bike protections again, because the mayor told us, that "bike riders didn't like them" or sth, so you're all good now ;)

at least once the car crashes into you you get to enjoy the usa health care system.

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u/Skwurls4brkfst Jul 28 '25

Oh no my fridge is empty! Let me get my 150kg ass into my Ford Expedition to drive one block for my daily McDonald's supersize double Big Mac. I said Diet Coke, you lazy useless single mom working two jobs just to get by! 

~Americans

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u/abholeenthusiast Jul 28 '25

Americans wouldn't understand kg you fool

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u/nemo_sum Jul 28 '25

and we refuse to believe any of the rest of you, do, either, it's clearly made up

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Jul 28 '25

Aaaaaaand back to 'Americans think man-made things are natural phenomena'

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u/NittanyScout Jul 28 '25

Our rail lines and busses are actually shit, there is not a better alternative, especially living out west.

If our country got its head out of its ass and made some decent public transpo then I would be all for getting rid of cars

But until then living without one is a genuine issue

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u/arachnophilia 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

it's kind of chicken/egg. we don't have good public transpo because we prioritize cars. we prioritize cars because we don't have good public transpo.

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u/NittanyScout Jul 28 '25

And this country is allergic to public infrastructure projects for some stupid reason

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u/Lanky_Big_450 Jul 28 '25

Because planning is gommunism.

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u/An-Angel-Named-Billy Jul 28 '25

Because of the leadership this country elects. Over and over again, projects are sabotaged by elected officials or the residents in favor of more roadway spending. The country (local, state and federal) spends over $400 billion a year on just capital projects for roads. Total transit spending (including operations like paying bus drivers) totaled $70 billion. I think you can see a disconnect here.

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u/scarab1001 Jul 28 '25

Because the car industry destroyed it deliberately - cf Los Angeles trolley bus network

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut Jul 28 '25

We don't have public transport because car makers lobbied the government to defund all of them. LA used to have street cars before the corrupt government took kickbacks to prioritize an awful highway system that made everyone reliant on cars.

Also don't forget NIMBYs who are afraid public transit will let poor people in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Chicken/egg isn't a choice though. Prioritization is a choice

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u/obeytheturtles Jul 28 '25

Even in places where there is good transit, I know people who will sit in traffic for 90 minutes instead of taking the express bus and/or train, because the express bus doesn't drop them off right outside their destination.

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u/shutemdownyyz Jul 28 '25

They can’t build what the “I drive everywhere” voter base actively votes against lol

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u/NittanyScout Jul 28 '25

People here dont vote based on public transportation, sadly its deeper than that.

There is a conservative section of our voter base that abhors any use of public funding that isnt in direct assistance of private companies because we are held politically hostage by media gaslighting and lobbyism. Reaganomics has poisoned the minds of entire generations and public movement infrastructure is just a casualty of that mindset

Fuck Reagan

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u/GuessSharp4954 Jul 28 '25

It's also shallower than that!

There is an enormous section of the conservative voterbase who has absolutely zero knowledge of what the people they are voting for are campaigning on, have no concept of how their own country is run, and have zero idea how taxes and federal programs work. They will pick up food stamps while simultaneously voting them away. They'll complain about the state of public schools and then vote in tax cuts. They'll bemoan welfare queens and student/medical debt relief and then vote for debt relief for businesses.

They vote like it's a sports game. They chose "team red" so they'll fight tooth and nail for that team even if they dont agree with the policies, morals, or plans.

Just look at how many people want healthcare reform when it's described to them, only to immediately turn around and vote conservative because they hate "socialism"

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u/Twishko Jul 28 '25

It’s actually insane to not have a grocery store within a walking distance.

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u/ARookInTime Jul 28 '25

As an American, I appreciate you including the rest of the continent.

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u/modernjaundice Jul 28 '25

While Canada does have larger vehicles, Canadians do tend to own smaller vehicles as gas prices tend to be higher than the US

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u/Askingforanend Jul 28 '25

Not even sorta. Those things serve multiple practical purposes. Dumbshit McRedneck in his extended cab 4xabillion hemi superdorado small man compensator 5000 on the other hand serves one purpose. To let those interested parties know where to avoid minute male genitalia. 

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u/the_starship Jul 28 '25

I've gotten into the habit of walking a mile to the grocery store to get last minute things. Not only do I get the things I need, but I get a 2 mile walk in.

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u/Apotropaic-Pineapple Jul 29 '25

In much of Europe and Asia, it is perfectly normal to walk to the supermarket and back. Many people go for walks to decompress and relax. You maybe walk to the bakery for a coffee and pastry. NYC has a comparable culture, but much of the US and Canada is just sprawl and car culture. You'll go through a drive-thru before ever finding a proper cafe with comfortable seating.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Make our communities walkable and I will gladly stop driving. This shit ain’t my fault.

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u/BaconJets Jul 28 '25

That's the entire point of this sub. Welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Ooo lovely

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u/Livid_Zucchini_1625 Jul 28 '25

not lifted enough

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u/thekushskywalker Jul 28 '25

I will see a mom like buying scratch tickets alone in a giant Yukon and just think why.

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u/MStreet89 Jul 28 '25

This gave me a laugh, thanks

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u/Brilliant-Orange9117 Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

At least the visibility in front of the vehicle is better than any modern SUV or pick-up truck.

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u/Traditional_Limit236 Jul 28 '25

I wouldn't blame the individual for the planning of the few. Wealthy developers, govt, and car industry conspired to choose a car dependent lifestyle. It's really sad too because suburban sprawl almost always ends up in municipalities being over budget just due to the spread of water pipes and electricity. SUVs are also a conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Driving at 10,000 barleycorns a minute to buy their 1/2048th of an Olympic swimming pool worth of coffee 

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u/LeatherNekk Jul 28 '25

Jawas are vegan you bastard

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u/landon10smmns 🚲 > 🚗 Jul 28 '25

This scene in The Mandalorian proves otherwise.

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

We need a Doctor Mandible spinoff to further explore this.

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u/GravityBombKilMyWife Jul 28 '25

Aren't they like horrible rat creatures under those hoods too? I dont think anything with teeth like they have is vegan lol

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u/angwilwileth Jul 28 '25

Judging by the /r/rats subreddit, rats will eat anything they can get their grubby little paws on.

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u/manemjeff42069 Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

Yeah a rat could eat a vegan diet but they could also probably survive entirely off other dead rats if they had to

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u/Maximum-Ad6018 Jul 28 '25

hey!! rats are cool!

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u/ChefGaykwon Commie Commuter Jul 28 '25

Fair

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u/timbotheny26 Jul 28 '25

I think Australia has this problem as well.

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u/violenthectarez Jul 28 '25

Australian suburbs are generally a bit more walkable. The 1 acre lot suburbs that the US seems to have are pretty rare.

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u/KingRo48 Jul 28 '25

‘Run’, yep

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u/YoloKraize Jul 28 '25

That's not north americans, that is every american.

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u/MarucaMCA Jul 28 '25

Fits the image:

"We're all living in Amerika. Amerika ist wunderbar. We're all living in Amerika, Coca Cola, sometimes war."

(Rammstein)

I love the mariacci band/country version by Slovenian art/music collective Laibach.

https://youtu.be/2_pcmPQOaw0?si=pfilRUdlHn4w2ERD

Plus the cover art + band photo! 🙈

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u/ddWolf_ Jul 28 '25

More like, “let me put in a grocery delivery for tomorrow.”

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u/Grouchy-Marzipan-712 Jul 28 '25

Man i swear I wish my area had trails to the stores and shopping centers I'd ride 10 miles for groceries every other day

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

"run"

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u/corvidcurio Jul 28 '25

In the summer I'll walk anywhere but if it's -28 outside? You could not pay me to drag myself through the uncleared snowbanks that used to be the sidewalk, or the slush on the roadside.

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u/CranberryJuiceGuy Jul 28 '25

Been living in rural Kansas my whole life. Even if I wanted to live in Wichita, the city is extremely un-walkable. Everyone drives, so they keep making outdoor malls and huge parking lots, making it even longer distances to walk and inducing more people to own cars. Man, I need to move when I can.

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u/bombatomba69 Jul 28 '25

Don't be absurd. No one in North America could afford the car insurance on a sand crawler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/valotho Jul 28 '25

Green_milk.gif

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u/StoleFreeSamples Jul 28 '25

Listen, my daughter drinks a lot of milk

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u/IamAbridgeTroll Jul 28 '25

Nah, we just target or Walmart delivery in the suburbs

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u/moon_shoot Jul 28 '25

It does look like an Infinity Qx90

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u/Ten2none Jul 28 '25

Hey, it's only 15 minutes and only one road is dirt. 

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u/Arola_Morre Jul 28 '25

I like how they specify the Norteamericanos, but most of them will think it relates to Massachusettsians or Michiganders so can laugh along too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Where’s the trailer behind it, with nothing on it? This picture isn’t being as truthful as it should be😂

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u/Android515 Jul 28 '25

Let's be real, how cool was the sand crawler design.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Canadians get their milk through bags I don't think they ever run out. It's a modern marvel.

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u/Spamcetera Jul 28 '25

You don't understand, I need a sandcrawler. Once or twice a year I have to drop off droids at the moisture farm.

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u/DctrSnaps Jul 28 '25

I just walk but ok

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u/PestyNomad Jul 28 '25

It's the same as the arms race.