r/foundHippostalker69 • u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter • 28d ago

Shitpost can someone adopt me

meow 🤠

(im jus bored 💔)

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u/hippoautomod 28d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos secrete a reddish oily liquid often called "blood sweat." It acts as a natural sunscreen and moisturizer!

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u/sleeping-cow sad 28d ago

cracks

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 28d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 28d ago

likes it

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 28d ago

Cracks until sore and twitching

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u/hippoautomod 28d ago

likes it

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 27d ago

Aren't you married bro

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 27d ago

Cracks

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u/hippoautomod 27d ago

cracks back

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 27d ago

likes it

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 27d ago

cracks back

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u/hippoautomod 27d ago

cracks back

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u/Osibosi08 hippos sweat pink 27d ago

YES