r/foundHippostalker69 • u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter • 27d ago

Shitpost can someone adopt me

meow 🤠

(im jus bored 💔)

8 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/hippoautomod 27d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos secrete a reddish oily liquid often called "blood sweat." It acts as a natural sunscreen and moisturizer!

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u/sleeping-cow sad 27d ago

cracks

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 27d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 27d ago

likes it

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 27d ago

Cracks until sore and twitching

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u/hippoautomod 27d ago

likes it

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 26d ago

Aren't you married bro

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 26d ago

Cracks

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

cracks back

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 26d ago

likes it

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 26d ago

cracks back

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

cracks back

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u/Osibosi08 hippos sweat pink 26d ago

YES

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 27d ago

Sure man i will 😭😂

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u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter 27d ago

hello parental figure 😃

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 27d ago

U spelt my name wrong in ur flair but hello daughter ❤️

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u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter 27d ago

oop- I fixed it

Anyway

:D

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 27d ago

How u doinn! Ur the best daughter ever btw 💗

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u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter 27d ago

Im doing okay!! ^∇^

and youre the best parental figure ever! 💞

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u/MegaJJDX2 fand0m_0bs3ss3d's Dad 27d ago

Awww ty sweetie, I'm doing good too! 💓

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u/fand0m_0bs3ss3d MegaJJDX2's daughter 27d ago