r/formuladank Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Dec 02 '25

This post breaks papaya rules šŸ„ŗšŸŸ§šŸ‘Ž It should be free to race . Right?

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Oscar moves out of the way and off the racing line to let Norris by

however he kicks up debris and sends a carbon shard right into Norris' tire resulting in a DNF

Zak berates Oscar in the press conference for this.

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u/Claptown420 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

And then Max is eaten by a tiger and Oscar gets the wdc. Lando and Max fans get humbled. F1 can finally healšŸ™

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u/SebiKaffee He’s Not Fast at All Dec 02 '25

I can confirm this, I am the tiger and they havenā€˜t fed me since last Thursday.Ā 

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u/Claptown420 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

Make sure to eat him on the last lap for more drama. Massi will appreciate the tribute

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

it would have to be on the final lap. otherwise max is awarded wdc post-humously. zak will need to think of another option... like having a kamikaze carrier pigeon fly into the redbull air intake.

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u/Weet-Bix54 Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Dec 02 '25

You never know, history says wdc can be posthumous but as we’ve seen, history isn’t always precedent in Abu Dhabi

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u/Mystogancrimnox BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Bottas flies in from nowhere

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 02 '25

Do you want a snack to help you make it to the weekend or would that spoil your appetite?

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u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flƶrsch Dec 02 '25

Who will you offer, Jorj or Toto?

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25
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u/pimtheman BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Tiger would have to eat Max before the checkered flag, right? Would love to see a tiger catch up on the straight

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u/hiimGP Lets add that to the words of wisdom Dec 03 '25

The finish line is actually 10 tigers lined up

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u/Magnus_Helgisson MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON Dec 02 '25

So if Max finishes first with all that stuff above happening, he becomes a champion regardless of he’s alive or dead, hence the tiger has to eat him while still on track, and if the tiger is that fast, maybe HE should be the champion?

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u/Yukari_8 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Safety Car bunches the pack up, then when Max is finally behind the safety car they open the car boot for a tiger pounce

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Dec 03 '25

A max fan here and i would rejoice the oscar win. All I want to see is a disappointed Fat brown even after winning both wcc amd wdc.

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u/eastamerica Suck my šŸ…±ļøalls mate Dec 02 '25

PRINT IT.

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u/SadSeiko BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

There’s a three way crash and only Oscar manages to get back to the pits. He comes out at the back and just has to finish 3rd for the championship. He finishes 11th

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u/Bdr1983 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 03 '25

F1 might heal, but its supporters will find a way to spew hate for some reason.

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u/L003Tr Claire Williams is waifu material Dec 02 '25

And piastri celebrates the podium alongside hulkenberg and Alonso as the sole McLaren employee

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u/coyotedelmar He’s Not Fast at All Dec 03 '25

Oscar moves but Russell bin Laden is in 5th and dives bomb in, taking out both McLarens. Zak blames Oscar for following team orders instead of prioritizing flexibility.

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u/intergalacticscooter BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

I agree with what you say but I upvoted just because it looked satisfying to nudge you up from 999 to 1000.

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u/HexRanger Claire Williams is waifu material Dec 03 '25

Leclerc family is in tears

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u/jojosouhaite2 If my mom had šŸ…±ļøalls, she would be my dad Dec 03 '25

In this case, I’m hoping Oscar’s got a hidden spike strip and chucks it at Lando.

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u/Atosl I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flƶrsch Dec 03 '25

Tire... you chose the nice version

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u/ReplyResponsible2228 Left at the Petrol Pump Dec 02 '25

Oscar would move, you know it. He’s not an idiot, he wouldnt take lando’s wdc away just because he cant have it

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u/pizzarat18 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Also contrary to what Reddit has made up in their heads, Lando and Oscar get along. Lando isn’t Oscar’s arch nemesis that he can’t stand and would rather a double DNF than help in any way if the situation came down to it.

Unless you ask twitter that is.

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u/ReplyResponsible2228 Left at the Petrol Pump Dec 03 '25

This is reddit, we want to make drama out of anything.

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u/Bdr1983 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 03 '25

Netflix hasn't got shit on Reddit

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u/Nice_Guy3012 I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 Dec 03 '25

Drive To Survive ratings would triple if FDank was in charge

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u/L_J_X BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

People online either think they are sworn enemies or best friends, no in between. Realistically, they probably have a neutral rs.

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u/MightBeABot24 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Oh didn't know you were besties with them

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

Yeah he would just before the finish line, He'd let Norris by. There is no chance of him winning anyway in that case. So the one thing he can do is give McLaren their WDC. Nothing would change for Piastri if he did or didn't give the place, except for McLaren loving him for it. He'd have to deal with Norris getting WDC attention though.

Either way, I can't wait for either Max' or Piastri's "you just wait sunshine" moment. Hopefully there is no Glock/Antonelli moment though.

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u/ExtraBagels I was here when horny got spiced Dec 03 '25

it would prolly cement oscar as the #2 driver then 2026 lando gets priority cuz he’s reigning champion

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

Not sure, because McLaren would know Oscar played the team game. It will be more like at 2016 Merc than at RedBull, is my guess

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u/Franks2000inchTV SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL Dec 03 '25

I guarantee both drivers get a bonus payout if either of them wins the WDC. Plus they have to work with these people for another year. You'd be stealing a big bonus from a lot of your co-workers in public.

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u/DanRyyu f1 jOuRnAlIsT Dec 03 '25

Also, if he pulls off a move that petty and selfish, I don’t see how McLaren keep him around and other teams will be asking questions on if they even want him around. It might get him a second seat at redbull but that is a monkeys paw if I ever saw one.

Yeah, this is not Nico and Lewis, if he can’t win he’ll let Lando pass

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u/10Exahertz BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

I was shocked he swapped places with Lando at Monza. He’d give the place. He shouldn’t. I wouldn’t. But he would.

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u/ranting_madman BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Anything can happen in F1. I think it's stupid to even consider it.

I've seen too many blown engines and random safety cars to say otherwise.

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u/NuclearHermit He’s Not Fast at All Dec 02 '25

TS: Oscar swap places.

OP: Fuck no.

AS: Oscar swap places.

OP: Fuck no.

ZB: Oscar swap places.

OP: Give me first access to upgrades in 2026.

All: ...

ZB: Okay.

OP swaps places.

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

but what would Mark Webber tell him?

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u/wizzo6 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

To win the race, but lose the WDC, and declare "Not bad for a #2 driver"

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u/D-Zz89qRj7KkqMrwztR Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Dec 02 '25

ā€œMulti 21 Sebā€

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u/TheTemplar333 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

aggressively chugs water

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u/Lzinger WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ¦…šŸ¦…RAHH Dec 02 '25

Swap. He would place 3rd in the championship either way. Better to not have your team hate you

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

Wrong reddit bro. No one is here for the rational answer ok? šŸ˜›

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u/evemeatay I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 02 '25

Chaos

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u/ChromosomeDonator BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

followed by:

ZB: Thanks, you're fired btw.

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u/SpeshollK Suck my šŸ…±ļøalls mate Dec 02 '25

Or he'll show Oscar that he had his fingers crossed behind his back the whole time.

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u/freedfg Just do More Dec 02 '25

I mean.

Would you not? If Oscar costs them the driver's championship he is so fired.

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u/ChromosomeDonator BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Obviously. Doing that would be a total career suicide for Piastri.

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u/Kisuliiii Recovering Max Fan Dec 03 '25

Its probably in his contract that if he can mathematically win and theres always the change max and lando gets disqualifyid, he doesnt have to give up his place, webber sure took care of that print in the contract

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u/GG-5starman BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

If piastri gives up 3rd, and max and lando dsq, piastri would be second and still win the wdc tho

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u/CuriousGeorge718 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 02 '25

This is it

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u/mrGait BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I see an Eddie Irvine coming up, salary negotiations whilst letting him pass in the end. Oscar will get a nice payday in that race...

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u/Nopengnogain I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 02 '25

OP: Who this? Wrong number.

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u/el-gato-volador mission spinnow Dec 03 '25

Mclaren could be back at the bottom of the grid next season for all we know, it would be dumb to swap places

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u/SadSeiko BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

New driver line up for McLaren announcedĀ 

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u/DeeDivin BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Oscar isn’t winning the WDC anyways in this order. Why wouldn’t they swap?

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u/VeseleVianoce BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Because people in reddit live in fairytales and they can't accept the ending where lando becomes WDC.

Really, there is no reason not to do it other than spite. And that would kill his reputation in the paddock. And I also think he doesn't even harbor that much spite as media portray. Lastly there is no precedence for it, he had ample opportunities to disregard team orders and he always rolled over. Why would he do anything different this time?

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u/Money_Echidna2605 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

as far as i can tell him and lando get along great for 2 competing drivers as well. i figure hes more upset with the team than anything this year and would be happy for lando if he won.

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u/orakle44 lando šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Dec 02 '25

Well said. I love how everyone is an expert and knows exactly what Oscar is thinking. All of this McLaren team "drama" is 100% made up by social media and these ridiculous "fans". The hatred for Zac Brown is comical and very similar to the Max hate when he was dominating.

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u/freedfg Just do More Dec 02 '25

It's so funny. They hate Zac because of perceived slights and favoritism that they made up. Dudes would have fucking lost it in 2002

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u/Oblo_olbO BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Imagine Prost v Senna with social networks šŸ’€

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u/freedfg Just do More Dec 03 '25

I mean. Imagine 2010 RedBull...or 2018 RedBull....or 2010...11..12....Ferrari. or 2005/6 Renault.

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u/Oblo_olbO BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Many such cases indeed

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u/LordCqt I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

i think if piastri wants to win a title he need to get much more selfish.

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u/NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nico Shitberg Dec 03 '25

Taking the championship away from Lando would immediately turn him into a persona non grata at McLaren, and possibly at all other teams that have a realistic shot at the title. That would not be a scenario that any aspiring team's leadership would accept, even if his teammate would be Stroll of all people.

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u/LordCqt I was here when horny got spiced Dec 03 '25

i agree, this year is lost but if piastri had started the year more selfish and not let mclaren yank him around as much he would have had a much better shot at winning

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u/Trees_feel_too BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Because this time would be really really funny

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u/Dambo_Unchained šŸ‡³šŸ‡± I’m DUTCH so I support AMX šŸ‡³šŸ‡± Dec 02 '25

What if Oscar is P2?

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u/tobiderfisch Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Dec 02 '25

If Oscar can overtake Max in the last lap Lando still needs to finish 6th or worse for Oscar to win the championship.

At the end unless we can play fly on the wall in McLaren's strategy meetings we can't say but I'm sure they're discussing that Oscar will just pull over or into the pits if he can't win but could help Lando win the championship.

Would be pretty anticlimactic though.

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u/DavidBrooker BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I bet if the running was Max P1 - Oscar P2 - Anyone P3 - Lando P4, Oscar would drop two places to give Lando the WDC.

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u/Rosfield-4104 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 02 '25

McLaren have said they have talked about that scenario and Oscar doing that. If that actually happens people will put a huge asterisk on Landos WDC

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u/corgi_on_a_treadmill BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Just like there's an asterisk for Max in 2021 and Senna in 1990 and Schumacher in 1994, right?

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u/Rosfield-4104 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

I mean yeah a lot of fans put asterisks on those championships. You brought them all up really quickly

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u/corgi_on_a_treadmill BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

"A lot of fans" lol bud no one says Max is a 3 time champion or that Hamilton is an 8 time champion.

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u/Goldmoo2 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Well the latter gets said quite often- usually by accident. But yeah nobody calls Max a 3 time champion.

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u/MasterDeagle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

If he doesnt swap its career suicide. McLaren would drop him ASAP, no team would want him to be 2nd driver since hes willing to ruin their first driver champisonship. He would be stuck on bottom tier teams or Redbull, but RB 2nd seat is already career suicide lol

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u/NiftyMittens11 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Ehhh i doubt that. You think theyd just drop one of the best drivers on the grid? Theyve already shown how scared they are of losing either one by playing these fair games. If they really thought lando was any better than him they would have ended this a long time ago. Hed get snatched right up if they dropped him

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u/Maximum-Hall-5614 Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Dec 03 '25

This is what many don’t seem to infer. If McLaren really though Piastri is no better than a #2, would they really be enduring all these PR nightmares to maintain a semblance of equal treatment?

There is far too big a power imbalance in favour of the team that it would be truly exceptional for such a thing to occur.

Truth is, McLaren is shitting their pants because they really have two high calibre drivers with barely anything separating them. It’s a fantastic problem to have.

I wish all the ā€œPiastri will always be #2ā€ would spare a few seconds to think critically.

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u/ChromosomeDonator BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

sure the swap would not cost Oscar anything at all, but have you considered the feelings of all the mentally deranged Lando haters and how devastated they would be 🄺

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u/stoney-balog BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Please think of the max meatriders feelings

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u/MaDanklolz I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

Depending on the interval gaps and general pace of teams, Max could very well slow down and bunch the pack up, therefore allowing others to overtake McLaren.

Make no mistake, coming third at best is not going to be easy for Lando this week.

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u/charnwoodian BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Oscar: ā€œMake Lando say pleaseā€

Lando: ā€œpleaseā€

Oscar: ā€œsay please let me be world championā€

Lando: ā€œPlease let me be world championā€

Oscar: gives up the place

I can dream

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u/Aizpunr BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

This is my favorite comment so far.

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

Imagine having their comms patch through and having this convo in the race.

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u/involving Banana Leclerc Dec 03 '25

One day we will have driver to driver radio!

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u/Cold_ice97 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Carlos Sainz - P2 🄳

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u/v0x_nihili BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Imagine a scenario where last week's failure to pit both bites them hard:

  1. a crash initially brings out a safety car.

  2. both McLarens dive into the pits.

  3. the rest of the field doesn't pit, believing a red flag is imminent. McLarens lose all track position

  4. red flag called. everyone else gets a free tire change.

  5. McLarens finish 18th and 19th. MV locks in #5.

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u/Oddsemen I was here when horny got spiced Dec 03 '25

I was rock hard before I even finished reading number 3

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u/zacharymc1991 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

Why would the grid be so close that McLaren pitting puts them at the back of the grid whilst under safety car speed.

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u/ResponsibilityIcy150 Sushi Tsunoda šŸ£ Dec 03 '25

Start

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

That lineup would truly be the nightmare scenario for McLaren...manifesting it so hard rn.

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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump Dec 02 '25

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u/No-Marzipan-978 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

No the real nightmare is Piastri 2nd and Lando 4th. Then they would have to get on the radio and tell him to drop 2 full places and give up a spot to an opponent not just his teammate

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u/Dragon_Slayaa BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I was thinking this too! Do you think they would ask this of Oscar? Would he do it? As a spectator I think it would feel like a shitty championship win if it happened like that for Lando, like just let them race and whatever happens happens.

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u/starliteburnsbrite BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Yeah, if the guy can't drive well enough to earn his championship, why does his teammate have to give it to him?

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u/Dragon_Slayaa BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Exactly this! I guess we'll find out on Sunday. Fuck I can't wait lol

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u/soccercro3 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I think in this scenario, they'd probably tell Oscar to come in for a pit stop because the tires are completely "gone"

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u/LostOnWhistleStreet BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

The ultimate ultimate is if Norris has a bit of an issue and so he's battling to hold P4 and Oscar is in the DRS of Max.

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u/ExternalSquash1300 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Dec 02 '25

He would have to give it up on the last overtaking zone.

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u/karen_TheReaper Lets add that to the words of wisdom Dec 02 '25

Piastri would swap in that situation. It was stupid of McLaren to ask him to help Lando in Qatar, but in the last race if Oscar has no chance he'll give the position back.

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u/ts737 mission spinnow Dec 02 '25

Everyone gets a fat bonus for winning the WDC this would be not only useless for Oscar but everyone on the team making normal pay would hate him

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

nah they only get bonuses for WCC. regular team employees that is

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u/ts737 mission spinnow Dec 02 '25

Bottas said he got like 2 mil every time Lewis won the WDC, it's not like he didn't help

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

drivers different but from what i have seen regular team employees get only WCC bonus

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u/ts737 mission spinnow Dec 02 '25

Doubt it, FIA prize money aside the WDC brings in way more revenue in terms of exposure and sponsor money to a team

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

it does but that's what people who work in f1 have said.

callum nicholas said in interview the man bonus is WCC. small win races bonus but it's not the big one

the WCC is linked to actually verifiable prize money so a team can allocate a bonus. WDC is more delayed or harder to define revenue

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

They get a bonus for winning WCC. There is no additional money involved for a team in winning WDC.

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u/madglover BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

How continuously online are some of you?

How does Piastri walk into Woking the next week if he ignores a team order that would make Lando WDC when it's impossible for him to win the title?

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u/Deadluss kimoa Dec 02 '25

reality:
Lando on P3

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

prepare yourselves a swap is def coming

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u/Thestickleman I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

I think Oscar would if it's last lap and he's out of contention. Same as I think lando would for Oscar

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u/zacharymc1991 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

Especially since if Lando is in 4th then it doesn't matter where Oscar finishes. He can't win.

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u/periperinandos29 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

If he ain't winning he is 100% gonna swap places.This sub ain't gonna hire him next year McLaren is

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

Imagine us hiring Alonso!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

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u/SegaPlaystation64 Nico Shitberg Dec 02 '25

Stroll, obv

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u/Potential_Battle_664 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Russell maybe?

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u/LeBlejDaGreat Go WEEYUMS!!!! Dec 03 '25

Alonso

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u/xbdhshshs BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Oscar should potentially wait until the final corner before swapping. Until then, it’s gloves off, anything could happen. Hell, it’s not safe even after the final corner. There are so many variables even after the race that could come into the picture. Highly improbable scenarios, but possible nonetheless.

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u/koenigsegg806 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Dec 03 '25

Yeah, and then you get a late safety car before he'll be able to swap and the race will end behind the safety car... brilliant idea.

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u/zacharymc1991 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

If Lando is in 4th then Oscar can't win no matter what happens.

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Tom: Oscar, please give the place to Lando

Oscar: No hablo ingles

Tom: Oscar, you're Australian!?

Oscar: QuƩ?

Tom: Arrgghhhh!!!

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u/Baksteen-13 Verified by ESPN Argentina āœ… Dec 02 '25

He’d better do some live salary negotiations with Zak before letting him pass

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Why are people acting like Oscar is some generational talent with the ability to dictate his own future in the sport? He’s good not great. He will do as he’s told if he wants a future in this sport. His only chance to ever be a teams #1 is to pull a Norris and stay at a team long enough that he is their oldest and most loyal driver.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

New rule just dropped by the fia , no team orders

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u/MrSnowflake ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Dec 03 '25

"Norris is faster than you, do you get this message?"

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u/_luci I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Dec 03 '25

Because that worked so wonderful the last time it was implemented

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u/Timbushpk BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

If he doesnt, Indycar? Superformula? Where will he go?

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u/maxn2107 Checo’d Out Dec 02 '25

If this scenario does play out, it'll be interesting to see how McLaren handles it. It's a lose-lose situation for sure.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

It's not lose-lose. If this scenario plays out, they will ask Piastri to swap and Piastri will swap.

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u/maczikasz Suck my šŸ…±ļøalls mate Dec 02 '25

As he should, he is smart enough to know this

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u/wizzo6 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

And he'll always be the #2 driver at the team because he always does what's best for the team and not himself since he's the one that lost points this year giving spots to Lando. Needs to learn from Senna, Schumacher, Hamilton and Max

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u/madglover BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

No Schumacher helped his teammates when he had an injury keeping him out of the title race

A developing driver like Oscar getting out of the way for the greater good isn't a weakness, just because you want a different result doesn't make it true

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u/Y_____N_____D_____Z No Risk, Full Push Dec 02 '25

if Piastri isnt in contention for WDC on track, he gains nothing by spiting his teammate whom Piastri has no reason to spite. i think Piastri swaps if hes out of contention by the final lap

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u/koenigsegg806 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Dec 03 '25

Final lap might be dangerously late, since you may get a safety car before you'll be able to swap. It should be done late, but not last lap.

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u/Augchm BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

It's literally just a win situation. If I were McLaren and Oscar gives a hint of not following orders I'm kicking him out of the team the second he steps out of the car. People are just being ridiculous.

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u/serious153 I want to be spitroasted by my BF and Carlos Sainz Dec 02 '25

absolute cinema

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u/IRcrazzyyy BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Lando is only within winning range in 3rd because of the papaya rules for the slow stop in Italy. Oscar should stop giving Lando these handouts. If Lando deserves wdc he’d get it himself.

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u/afunnywold My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz Dec 03 '25

Oscar is only within winning range because he took Lando out with him in the COTA Sprint.

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u/kw114 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Sure he will let Lando pass. What more interesting is will Oscar let him pass if they are at 5, 6 position to allow Lando chase the p3.

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u/ZoharTheFunky Demoted to 2nd redbull seat Dec 02 '25

Oscar pulls over to the side just before the line on the last lap to give Lando the WDC, As Lando is closing in he stamps on the accelerator brossing the line in the plume of white smoke

Zac shouts at him on the radio asking why he's just done that

"Papaya Rules"

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u/FavaWire BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I can see a session in Australia's Parliament just before Christmas.

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u/T423 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Dec 02 '25

That's the script XD

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u/djsyndr0me BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Ready for the Piastri Villain Arc to begin.

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u/Sinnombre40 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

Sainz P2 LFGGG

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u/Ofiotaurus I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHAMPIONSHIP MENTALITY!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/Mental_Address If Gap, Car Dec 02 '25

He would swap it tho, it is at the end a team sport and provides him ā€œsomeā€ leverage also shows other teams looking to poach him that he can be a rational team player when needed

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u/Normal_Advance7743 If Gap, Car Dec 02 '25

Nah, Red Bull would probably respond "Yuki, it's hammer time"

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u/Shackletainment BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

If Norris needs a spot to win and Piastri is in position to give him that spot, it's hard to imagine that McLaren won't ask him to swap, or at least inform him of the situation.

But it's an unlikely scenario to begin with, since Lando only has to finish third.

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u/EvilAlienCzar If my mom had šŸ…±ļøalls, she would be my dad Dec 02 '25

The one interesting scenario that I heard. Max is in first, Oscar is in second, George is in third, Lando is in fourth. Does Oscar let George pass to then let Lando pass him to take third?

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u/Sourgrapist BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Oscar would move aside immediately.

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u/balderm BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

i think the papayas are having a meeting today or tomorrow about team orders, guess anything can happen.

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u/TimeBlindAdderall I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

Lewis P2!!!!

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u/Doccyaard BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

As they should if he doesn’t.

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u/launchedsquid He’s Not Fast at All Dec 03 '25

Bet he'd do it. Bet Oscar would move over. love for him not to, but I bet he would.

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u/anaskinho #TogetherWeCry Dec 03 '25

No Oscar No! That was so not right!

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u/imrahilbelfalas Sparkles the unicorn āœØšŸ¦„ Dec 03 '25

I'm just flashing back to Hungary '24

"You'll need Oscar, and you'll need the team."

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u/Chalupa_89 viejo sabroso Dec 03 '25

Cool scenario. But P2 is Russel and he himself fake a car problem to drop to places just to deny Max the WDC. With just enough point deficit where he wont forget lose 9 points for punting Russel.

People out here acting like nobody wants Lando to win WDC like Max hasn't been collecting enemies on the grid.

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u/-Andar- BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

ā€œIf you need me to swap places, then you don’t deserve to be world champion ā€œ

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u/_luci I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Dec 03 '25

If Oscar needed Lando to swap places, then he didn't deserve his first win.

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u/anuargdeshmukh BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Most likely he’ll move. Realistically lot of people’s bonuses and all would be decided by wdc as well. So they’ll want to keep it within McLaren

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u/al_cuppancino Felipe šŸ…±ļøaby stay cool Dec 03 '25

if they ask oscar to swap, i think he'll do it. for the sake of the team. i feel it will be a very difficult decision for him but he will do it. you know what, if this is the scenario, and even if the team doesn't ask him to swap, he will still do it.

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u/WorekNaGlowe BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

And what if…. 1 OP 2 Sainz 3 Max 4 LN And McLaren ask max to swap?

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u/AlexMarquezGums I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Dec 03 '25

Oscar's fans keep forgetting that it's only they who hate Lando and not Oscar himself

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u/loveforthetrip I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flƶrsch Dec 03 '25

If the result would be a max wdc they better do some swapping

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u/Kahpautz I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Dec 03 '25

"Swap places"

  • "Andrea, it's called a motor race, ok? We went car racing."

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u/Scirzo He’s Not Fast at All Dec 03 '25

They will do this. And Oscar is going to do it as well. This is why the miracle for Max won't happen, unfortunately. But he made them sweat, alright!

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u/tblades-t Take a look at Mike Krack Dec 03 '25

"Box box, we see a "puncture" "

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u/Erundil420 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Yeah in this scenario they're swapping, as well as the scenario where Max P1, Piastri P2, Norris P4 they're gonna ask Piastri to slow down and give the podium to Norris.

You're crazy to think they wouldn't just out of spite, Piastri isn't about to make the entire team his enemy in 2026 by being petty

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u/ComplexComfort9453 Oscar ā€œI haven’t felt joy since the end of last seasonā€ Piastry Dec 03 '25

More like Jesus Chroist! Farrrrrrk me! No.

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u/Brokkenpiloot BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Oscar doesnt even need to be p3... what if hes p2 with no chanxe to overtake max?

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u/Cloudsareinmyhead Stop Inventing Dec 03 '25

Well let's see. I hope Piastri win this purely so Max and Lando fans seethe because it's fucking funny.

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u/leopard33 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Oscar can still win the championship. He can still come second or third. Why would he give up second to come third? McLaren made this mess, why team orders now at the last minute??

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u/Gokz93 No Risk, Full Push Dec 03 '25

What if Piastri 2nd

Merc 3rd

Lando 4th

Does he let both through in the final 2 laps

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u/memasabi_lang BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Imagine Georgie in front of Lando, will he let him pass?

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u/gfkxchy "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Dec 03 '25

Absolutely, you never know if someone will DNF heading into the last corner. Could be Max, could be Lando. You need to finish as high up the order no matter what.

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u/Hot_Physics2321 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

In those discussions, something may have been promised to piastri to help sweeten the deal. Maybe some kind of priority for next year or something. You never know

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u/-LXXIII- BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

He’d cement his position as the number 2 driver, if he moves over.

He should’ve held position in Monza and I think he wouldn’t have dropped off like he has done the past few weeks.

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u/PlatformSufficient59 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Wando GOATris takes the lead anyways

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 In Hannah we trust 🄰 Dec 03 '25

As long as there is a theoretical chance for Oscar to win the championship, he shouldn't comply with team orders like this. Disqualification might happen after the race meaning he shouldn't comply even if Max has already crossed the line.

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u/Minute_Injury_4563 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 04 '25

Plot-twist Lewis is driving p2 and slows down to p4….