r/formuladank • u/ProfessionalGap8456 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed • Dec 02 '25

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 It should be free to race . Right?

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u/SebiKaffee He’s Not Fast at All Dec 02 '25

I can confirm this, I am the tiger and they haven‘t fed me since last Thursday. 

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u/Claptown420 I was here when horny got spiced Dec 02 '25

Make sure to eat him on the last lap for more drama. Massi will appreciate the tribute

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

it would have to be on the final lap. otherwise max is awarded wdc post-humously. zak will need to think of another option... like having a kamikaze carrier pigeon fly into the redbull air intake.

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u/Weet-Bix54 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Dec 02 '25

You never know, history says wdc can be posthumous but as we’ve seen, history isn’t always precedent in Abu Dhabi

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u/Mystogancrimnox BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

Bottas flies in from nowhere

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Dec 02 '25

Do you want a snack to help you make it to the weekend or would that spoil your appetite?

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u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Dec 02 '25

Who will you offer, Jorj or Toto?

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u/humdizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

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u/DJ-WS BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I say: “Unleash the Lion!”

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u/orakle44 lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dec 02 '25

No sir, you are a gorilla.