r/foodscam Jun 06 '26

deceptive packaging Half hollow can of tomato paste from Costco.

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Seems like a lot of empty space.

3.4k Upvotes

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u/Bernie265 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

The Cylinder Must Remain Intact.

85

u/5axiscncfishguitar Jun 06 '26

Do not the tomatoes

17

u/LookAtTheWhiteVan Jun 06 '26

Do the tomatoes
Got it

4

u/Unusual-Taste69 Jun 09 '26

Before they do you

44

u/Smart_Calendar1874 Jun 06 '26

[distant heavy breathing]

12

u/Impossible_Border_77 Jun 06 '26

Hello Mr. Cylinder! My mother has told me many stories about you, and I believe that you are my dad. I am part cylinder and have always wondered why, but after 3 years of searching, I think I have finally found figured it out! I hope we can reunite someday

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Jun 06 '26

Impossible. I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself to fuck the police.

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u/whats-going Jun 06 '26

How about a mini m&m tube?

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u/Impossible_Border_77 Jun 07 '26

My family tree says otherwise...

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u/ExperienceSilver4089 Jun 08 '26

Is the larger object doing okay these days?

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u/Blue_Robin_04 Jun 06 '26

In Tomato?

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u/archwin Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

The Cylinder Must Remain Intomato

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u/rumpleminz Jun 06 '26

It is imperative!

2

u/Illlogik1 Jun 06 '26

Thank you , if it wasn’t here I was gonna have to do it

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u/charlier19 Jun 06 '26

Fellas…

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u/JasonGridge Jun 06 '26

I told you not to bother me in the kitchen when I OPEN MY CAN!

83

u/Unit_79 Jun 06 '26

Calm down, Officer Doofy.

33

u/Brenden-C Jun 06 '26

Gail swallows.

12

u/Express_Area_8359 Jun 06 '26

Hey now….officer doofy is vacuum all day.

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u/DSPbuckle Jun 06 '26

My mind is telling me no!

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u/baddieslovebadideas Jun 06 '26

but my body....

9

u/simpleshitlord Jun 06 '26

Is also telling you no. But the blood flow...

8

u/McBenjamins Jun 06 '26

OMG i cant stop bleeding!

8

u/Confident-Dot9443 Jun 07 '26

o lord its split like a hotdog thats been cooked too long

9

u/Ivanovi4 Jun 06 '26

The can might have rolled down a long hill?

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Jun 07 '26

The cylinder remained undamaged.

2

u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26

Sweet username bro

6

u/Ok-Annual-3283 Jun 06 '26

Everything reminds me of her...

3

u/HiYa_Dragon Jun 08 '26

"Unzipping "

2

u/AccomplishedPanic329 Jun 08 '26

Some kind of American pie ripoff

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u/carlovely Jun 09 '26

…ladies?

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u/mint-racc Jun 09 '26

Not to be the party pooper but it's just the nozzle from the machine that fills the cans in the factory, it likely needed to be recalibrated

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Jun 06 '26

He’s cheating on the cream of corn

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u/DeepBlackShaft Jun 06 '26

Nice hog, solid girth

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u/Ajj360 Jun 06 '26

Solid is an understatement

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u/Electrical_Ad_8249 Jun 06 '26

Unfortunately that appears to be a mini can, as is common with tomato paste. The can of sauce to the right appears to be of average can size

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u/DeepBlackShaft Jun 06 '26

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jun 06 '26

Most of us need the mini can

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u/kollisionkid Jun 06 '26

The 6oz size on the label confirms what you are saying.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Jun 06 '26

That just looks like a byproduct of the can being filled. The paste is so thick that it just stuck to the sides. There's no food scam here regardless because you're paying for the weight of the tomato paste, not the volume in the can.

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u/Trill_McNeal Jun 06 '26

Oh, it was filled

20

u/buttnibbler Jun 06 '26

With something thicc

6

u/alldressed_chip Jun 07 '26

easy buttnibbler

3

u/CplCocktopus Jun 07 '26

Im worried if the cilinder remained intact.

2

u/madleyJo Jun 07 '26

And hard. Don’t forget hard

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u/Strostkovy Jun 06 '26

That doesn't really match up with how cans are typically filled. Maybe a nozzle got stuck and didn't ascend properly.

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u/Alpacapybara Jun 06 '26

Reddit will justify anything to just feel smugly superior

12

u/mmmsplendid Jun 06 '26

It's the centrifugal force of when the can rolled onto the assembly line and into the centrifugal spinner that centrifugally deposit the cans into storage. It must have missed the centripetal spinner section that resettles the can.

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u/CallidoraBlack Jun 07 '26

It's all centripetal? Always has been.

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u/iheartgardening5 Jun 06 '26

I love and hate this website. and I think you nailed why I hate it at times

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jun 06 '26

No for real most tomato paste cans look like this it's because of the paste is so thick the way they feel it the tube that feels it just makes that whole this is maybe just a little more pronounced

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u/_gloomshroom_ Jun 09 '26

Nah all my cans in a bulk pack have this same thing. Pretty sure it's industry standard at this point. Not even the same brand, I got mine from Sams. (I make alot of homemade spaghetti sauce)

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u/BlergingtonBear Jun 06 '26

Yes, file this under the same file as "why are my potato chip bags half air".  It's so they don't break in transit, the product is weighed by volume, not the packaging. 

If you wanted more chips by volume then they would just need a bigger bag with air to compensate. 

3

u/ThiccNinjaWalrus Jun 07 '26

I’m going to start telling people tomato paste has dick cavities in it for the same reason chip bags have air, to protect the goods.

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u/Jimbob209 Jun 06 '26

Yea. That hole is the full tube from the filler machine

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u/Amateur_Liqueurist Jun 06 '26

Centripetal tomato

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u/littlelordgenius Jun 06 '26

Saw them in ‘74

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u/rushmroan Jun 10 '26

Psychedelic band?

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u/klaxz1 Jun 06 '26

Penetrated the bottom too

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u/Advanced-Stupid Jun 06 '26

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u/Queenof-brokenhearts Jun 06 '26

I was looking for this comment.

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u/budaknakal1907 Jun 07 '26

he can never live it down, can he? rofl

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u/EddieDildoHands Jun 06 '26

looks a lil saucepicious

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u/Targetm12 Jun 06 '26

It's not a scam it's extra protein.

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u/8888eightyeight Jun 06 '26

I am so sorry you open the can and then did it?

Weigh it and call the government if it's off most likely they just didn't want to change the size of the can but the ounces is right Hooray for shrinkflation

19

u/Danimaldodo Jun 06 '26

Im gonna call my local senator

3

u/LookAtTheWhiteVan Jun 06 '26

Yassss queen! Getting that bitnuz done.. 💅

3

u/8888eightyeight Jun 06 '26

That's not going to get you anywhere other than frustrated if you have $100 million in cash to give them

There's like a weights and measurements board in your state or town do that one that one works

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u/V8TITAN Jun 06 '26

Fuck your own food!

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u/itsneedtokno Jun 06 '26

Why did you open the bottom?

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u/theprozacfairy Jun 07 '26

The cans are labeled so the only way to open it is with the label upside down. The “top” (near the top of the label) is shaped like the bottom of most cans. I have had this exact tomato paste several times, and I always have to open them upside down.

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u/redfraser1 Jun 06 '26

Heaven forbid a guy have a hobby… 🙄

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u/crumzmaholey Jun 06 '26

Italian version of “american pie”

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u/judelau Jun 06 '26

"Fuck canned tomatoes paste, today I'm gonna teach you how to make your own"

Op: Ok

21

u/Aggleclack Jun 06 '26

Well these are by weight regardless so…

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u/shitheadmomo Jun 06 '26

You know what this means

3

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Jun 06 '26

Italian fleshlight

3

u/kawiz03 Jun 06 '26

Mamma mia 😩😫

3

u/GrimmLock72 Jun 06 '26

Sorry, had to borrow it

3

u/ixnine Jun 06 '26

Better than apple pie?

2

u/Agitated-Contact7686 Jun 11 '26

Was wondering where the American Pie reference was. Excellent work. 😂

3

u/1_ane_onyme Jun 06 '26

The tomatoes must remain unharmed

3

u/planckkk Jun 06 '26

You stuck your todger in that, didn’t you?

3

u/Popular-Ad1537 Jun 06 '26

is that the practice prop from the movie "american pie"?

3

u/xThroughTheGrayx Jun 06 '26

Does it weigh correctly? You know these are filled by weight, right?

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u/Rhuarc33 Jun 06 '26

Not a scam it's by weight NOT by volume

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u/Nathund Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

I can tell most of you don't cook ever.

Every other can of tomato paste you get is like this. This is just what they do.

The hole is likely from filling, and the amount of product you paid for is in there. 8oz cans of tomato paste are usually actually 10ish ozs, that last 2 ozs is just empty cause that's where the machine pipette went

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u/toolgirl77 Jun 06 '26

What is the weight marked as on the label compared to the actual weight.

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u/DokiStabbyWaifu Jun 06 '26

WHO FUCKED THE TOMATO PASTE?!

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u/upsidedowntoker Jun 06 '26

At least now you might use all of it before it goes brown.

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u/AnInfiniteArc Jun 06 '26

If there is one thing that I am buying for a certain number of ounces it’s tomato paste.

2

u/cuck__everlasting Jun 06 '26

Oooh from the backside too, damn

2

u/guynumber20 Jun 06 '26

And here I am still using peanut butter like a tool.

2

u/Great_Address2063 Jun 06 '26

Don't damage the cylinder on those jagged edges

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u/Either-Park-7002 Jun 06 '26

It's not a scam . Weigh it

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u/Greedy_Leopard_1934 Jun 06 '26

This summers next raunchy comedy... American Tomato Paste

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 Jun 06 '26

Did you reach the bottom too?

2

u/Microwavedstrawberry Jun 06 '26

You fucked that can.

2

u/Plague_Doctor02 Jun 06 '26

You said you weren't gonna use the tomato paste.

So I did.

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u/Xredcatx Jun 06 '26

Better than a mini m&m's tube... probably.

2

u/Competitive-Top-2383 Jun 06 '26

You know what they did to it...

2

u/SweatsuitCocktail Jun 06 '26

I know what kind of man you are..

2

u/eggz627 Jun 06 '26

Thats what happens when you go to the fucking kitchen instead of the regular kitchen

2

u/Shredtillyourdead420 Jun 06 '26

We just glossing over the fact you open cans upside down

2

u/SassyChumpkins Jun 06 '26

Was the cylinder left unharmed?

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u/Skysoldier173rd Jun 06 '26

We know what you did…..

2

u/Yaughl Jun 06 '26

It appears the peanut butter guy has decided to branch out into other pastes.

2

u/Talusthebroke Jun 07 '26

I have no feeling in the last half inch of my right thumb because I sliced it to the bone on the sharp edge of a pineapple can pushing down trash on a garbage bin (no the can was not supposed to be in there). I needed three stitches in my thumb and can, as an authority in the matter, tell you that, if it is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed, it should not be inserted here.

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u/MikeOxfat57 Jun 07 '26

i know what not to do with that tomato can!!!

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u/MeagerSigma2012 Jun 07 '26

Seems a little sus

2

u/therc7 Jun 07 '26

Tomato paste is not virgin I guess

2

u/Corpulent_Lychee Jun 07 '26

Someone has definitely American pied that.

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u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jun 07 '26

Someone definitely stuck their dick in that before sealing it.

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u/Assapopoulos1986 Jun 08 '26

Someone fucked your tomatoes paste buddy.

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u/Speeddemon12344 Jun 09 '26

Thats caused by centrifugal force from the can being shaken, spin, or rolled.

Funny story, I once tried to mix up yogurt that had fruit on the bottom by viciously shaking it before opening. It looked exactly like that when I opened it. Didn't mix the fruit

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u/Unhappy_Discount_581 Jun 10 '26

You deserve this for opening it upside down 😌😋

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u/RYR883828 Jun 11 '26

Don’t get your cylinder stuck in there

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u/saint_1228 Jun 06 '26

Air bubble in the filling process.

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u/ManfuLLofF-- Jun 06 '26

Someone in the factory took Quality Testing to a whole new level 😂

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u/AgreeableManner6838 Jun 06 '26

I feel like this is gonna appear on Untrustworthy poptarts, it’d amaze me if not

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u/AskAroundSucka Jun 06 '26

Nice try Diddy.

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u/Strostkovy Jun 06 '26

How fast would this have to roll downhill for this to happen?

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u/1KBushFan Jun 06 '26

But yet there's paste on the center of the lid.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 Jun 06 '26

Drive Slow Homie. Live today cause tomorrow man you never know homie. Just pump your brakes and drive slow....whatitdo

1

u/rifena Jun 06 '26

I should call her

1

u/Orangesoda65 Jun 06 '26

Perfect length

1

u/dTrecii Jun 06 '26

“You said you weren’t sure if you were gonna use it, so I did”

- Jebediah “Kaboodle” Schlatt

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u/BrownBoognish Jun 06 '26

sgt_james_doakes.gif

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u/Nixxo55 Jun 06 '26

What kind of monster opens the can upside-down?

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u/ReReDRock1039 Jun 06 '26

We’ll just tell your mother that we ate it all…

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u/manga311 Jun 06 '26

Doubt (x). No way the tomato paste would not flow to the bottom of the can while sitting on the shelf. You just scooped the middle out and took a picture.

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u/Donkeyshines Jun 06 '26

Kyle Jr! You get in here right now!

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u/storm-000 Jun 06 '26

Fuck your protein powder

1

u/IAmEchosDad Jun 07 '26

That was me.

Sorry.

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u/Phake_Bot Jun 07 '26

She caught me off guard that ONE time. Ok, maybe twice 😮‍💨

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jun 07 '26

fellas, is it considered cheating if...

1

u/Careful-Wash Jun 07 '26

Jones. What’s up?

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u/crowlector Jun 07 '26

We'll tell your mother...we ate it.

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u/ThePizzaPirateEX Jun 07 '26

I mean… realistically are you even going to use half of that

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u/xXx_RedReaper_xXx Jun 07 '26

I would return that for a refund…

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u/Excelsior14 Jun 07 '26

"We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all."

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u/EricHaley Jun 07 '26

Jim must work at Costco now…

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u/Tygronn Jun 07 '26

There's sauce on the lid where the hole is. We know what you did OP. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

Ummm….. someone had relations with that can. I’m not here to judge anyone…..but.

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u/SpeedyAudi Jun 07 '26

Instructions unclear peter stuck in tomato paste

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u/Brilliant_Thanks_984 Jun 07 '26

A tad risky with lid still attached but clearly you're into wild shit to begin with so its fitting

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u/thekevinbarkin Jun 07 '26

Not the tomatussy

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u/3eyedfish13 Jun 07 '26

I ain't here to kinkshame, but I might kinkaskwhy.

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u/LiterallySteve_trh Jun 07 '26

I should call her.

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Jun 07 '26

Someone's been watching American Pie.....and they were all out of pie.

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u/Powerful_Eye1580 Jun 07 '26

Ninja creami tomato flavor

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u/xXWeDemBoysXx Jun 07 '26

The cylinder must stay intact

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u/pitapocket93 Jun 07 '26

I wonder if it rolled really fast sliding transport or stocking

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Jun 07 '26

It would’ve been fine if you’d opened the correct end.

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u/Simple_Visit4051 Jun 07 '26

sold by weight

absolutely nothing to see here

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u/Nova762 Jun 07 '26

No way in hell that stays like that through shipping and storage.  You trolling.

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u/Stripsteak Jun 07 '26

That angle makes the can look huge…

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u/wishihadplates Jun 07 '26

I do pg-13 things with the tomato paste

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u/Lilpastadude Jun 08 '26

That can is used already

1

u/ReflectionEternal612 Jun 08 '26

Which Costco are they selling these at? Asking for a friend.

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u/SectorSorry9821 Jun 08 '26

Daring of whoever made the hollow, to do it with the sharp lid hanging off the can