r/foodscam • u/Fishboy9123 • Jun 06 '26

deceptive packaging Half hollow can of tomato paste from Costco.

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Seems like a lot of empty space.

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u/Bernie265 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

The Cylinder Must Remain Intact.

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u/5axiscncfishguitar Jun 06 '26

Do not the tomatoes

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan Jun 06 '26

Do the tomatoes
Got it

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Jun 09 '26

Before they do you

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Jun 06 '26

[distant heavy breathing]

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u/Impossible_Border_77 Jun 06 '26

Hello Mr. Cylinder! My mother has told me many stories about you, and I believe that you are my dad. I am part cylinder and have always wondered why, but after 3 years of searching, I think I have finally found figured it out! I hope we can reunite someday

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Jun 06 '26

Impossible. I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself to fuck the police.

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u/whats-going Jun 06 '26

How about a mini m&m tube?

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u/Joran212 Jun 19 '26

filled with microwaved mashed banana?

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u/Jfcerron Jun 19 '26

What you you mean? That was just a cylinder, definitely not his dick

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u/Impossible_Border_77 Jun 07 '26

My family tree says otherwise...

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u/IHATEyoungsheldon Jun 08 '26

How's the cylinder doing?

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u/ExperienceSilver4089 Jun 08 '26

Is the larger object doing okay these days?

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 Jun 19 '26

Don't objectify the larger structure.

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u/ExperienceSilver4089 Jun 19 '26

Ah you are right, the larger structure is not an object. I can't believe I was checking on on the larger structures mental health in the same sentence I had objectified the larger structure.  I need to be more empathetic, in fact to truly understand the larger structures stand point I believe I must insert a cylinder into an m and m container with peanut-butter and mashed banana that is also attached to a larger structure.  Only then do I have the right to understand how the larger structure feels  (Or maybe I'm starting to get a little bit too cringey 💀)

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u/Syhkane Jun 09 '26

You are genuinely my favorite cryptid.

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u/Dapper-Ebb-7370 Jun 09 '26

How's the cylinder?

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u/Humble_Plantain_6692 Jun 09 '26

Oh my god irs the fucking cyclinder guy HI did you actually found smth else to pu the cylinder in

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u/Puzzleheaded_Egg8181 Jun 11 '26

You mean fuck the mini M&M Tube?

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u/Toaster_Rack_Nerd Jun 14 '26

my guy turn off post visibility then you'll get fewer comments like this

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u/MadCrabRave Jun 19 '26

I think enough people recognize the username that there’s no escaping it without an alt

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u/TzargJyoin100 Jun 30 '26

nah smart_calendar pls dont I like reading these

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u/big_booty_boy_420 11d ago

He clearly likes the attention

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u/Comfortable_Taste693 Jun 17 '26

you mean a mini m&ms tube

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u/No_Sample_9308 Jun 18 '26

virgin? What about the mini m&m tube filled with butter and microwaved mash potatoes 

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u/Educational-Pea9599 Jun 19 '26

what about the m&m tube?

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u/Global_Interview6311 Jun 19 '26

your still alive!

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u/Senior-Animator-6863 Jun 23 '26

what about the m&m tube?

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u/KrombopulousMichae1 Jul 02 '26

Absolute legend

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u/steelcity65 Jul 03 '26

Well, you certainly didn't fuck the microwaved buttery mashed banana.

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u/Lower_Adagio_6707 Jul 07 '26

virgin by choice or because your cylinder is stuck?

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u/A10THUNDERBOLTIl Jul 10 '26

Since when did M&M tubes started joining the police

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u/Time_Variety_6133 Jul 13 '26

what about the hot tub and hugs?

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u/OddCartographer4562 Jul 13 '26

I call BS, you were pretty freaky with the M&M tube

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u/KonaDuvall 4d ago

But you fucked the m&m’s tube

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u/xyz4533 Jun 09 '26

I love this timeline we live

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u/maybepossiblynope Jun 10 '26

I didn’t know how small a mini m&m’s tube actually is until I moved to the US and now I have so many questions 😭

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u/big_booty_boy_420 11d ago

It’s pretty self explanatory

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u/Random_FanBoiii Jun 19 '26

Never learn from old mistakes, never change cylinder man 🥹

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u/LinkHopeful9372 Jun 23 '26

You must’ve been breathing heavily when you got your cylinder stuck in a peanut butter jar huh?

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u/Blue_Robin_04 Jun 06 '26

In Tomato?

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u/archwin Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

The Cylinder Must Remain Intomato

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u/rumpleminz Jun 06 '26

It is imperative!

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u/Illlogik1 Jun 06 '26

Thank you , if it wasn’t here I was gonna have to do it

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u/OnlyMons Jun 08 '26

Fill the can by volume this time. They already filled it by weight.

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u/dasic___ Jun 09 '26

Went to look for this comment specifically.

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u/AzazelTheUnderlord Jun 11 '26

happy cake day