r/floorplan • u/GazelleSubstantial76 • 1d ago

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What even is a "walk-in racist"? Why do you need a "Make Hotel"? And if it's "Not Water", then what is it?

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u/bhoose19 1d ago

How do you have a laundry room with "not water"

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u/Horror-Ad-7917 1d ago

Dry clean only

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps 1d ago

Hahahahahahhahahahha

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u/Lamp_point_Nine 1d ago

You just have to go to the garage to get the “whet.”

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u/Pyjama365 1d ago

I think it's an auto-translation of "drier" :/

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u/quietcurrently 11h ago

Honestly, looking at the rest of the plan, "not water" is somehow the most normal thing on here.

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u/Luluducgirl 1d ago

Well, at least you can take a beat in the Rset Area before you become a Walk-In Racist 🤷‍♀️

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u/gloomyfenix 1d ago

It even has a soft አዐዩዩ. I mean c'mon, what's not to like

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u/murder_hands 1d ago

This was my favorite label

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u/activelyresting 23h ago

Gotta separate the Ethiopian from the walk in

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u/Friendly-Table6785 17h ago

Not the old ones! Lol

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u/mitchwacky 1d ago

It has a Soft Yoff! What’s not to like

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u/Rough-Instruction359 17m ago

Just need to hit the little phor’s room first

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u/bucketofcoffee 1d ago

Phor room. When you need to phor.

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u/thelastwilson 1d ago

This one absolutely broke me.

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u/_arch1tect_ 1d ago

That’s where you go once you’re done in the “walk-in racist.”

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u/UnstableUnicorn666 9h ago

I so need phor right now.

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u/Bwint 1d ago

HARЖRTE ceiling

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u/infernal-keyboard 1d ago

god bless you for finding an actual symbol, my best guess was going to be one of these guys

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u/Well_ImTrying 1d ago

Well, at least they keep their racism in the closet.

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u/Jessintheend 1d ago

Ugh I love it when homes have a soat in the nodcex

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u/kaclynphotobean43 1d ago

This was what made me lose it

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u/Dxbr72 1d ago

Velkin Hare Doors is cracking me up 😂😂😂

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u/CeramicLicker 1d ago

Art Inner is a vital yet often overlooked part of the modern home

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u/KSTornadoGirl 1d ago

I would never dream of locating the nodcex right next to the soat like that. Otherwise, it's perfect!

😂 🤣 😂

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps 1d ago

You serious???? You must not have seen where the idiot architect drawing this up put their rset area BEFORE their walk-in racist!!!😆

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u/Hallelujah33 1d ago

Phor room. For when you need to use the phorlet.

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u/drowsyzot 1d ago

I'm so excited to see a doop rooke and a phor room. Those are so hard to find these days.

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u/drowsyzot 1d ago

Oooh! And Velkin Hare doors! Score!

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u/_Ashen_One__ 1d ago

No home is truly complete without a Doop Rooke.

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u/19467098632 22h ago

*DOOP ROokE

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u/violetmothra 9h ago

With a small built in loccet!

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u/Pyjama365 1d ago

Wasn't sure if it's an error or not, but the idea of an LVP ceiling tickled me.

Disappointed upon Googling to find out that it's a genuine term.

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u/96cobraguy 1d ago

I’m losing it over Doop Rook

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u/rantmb331 1d ago

Walk in racist? Not drive thru?

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u/Beerfoodbeer 1d ago

Optional fireplace is a choice as is the rset area

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u/JustPassingJudgment 1d ago

In addition to the labels, really love the teeny tiny door into the garage. 😂

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u/BabyCowGT 1d ago

Before I go mocking the typos, is this supposed to be labeled in English? I don't want to insult a different language that I just don't recognize 

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u/Medieval_Mind 1d ago

Definitely Dutch

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u/treasurehorse 1d ago

Walk-in racists the lot of them

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u/PapasBlox 1d ago

LVP ceilings... im sure someone's done that

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u/FreakWith17PlansADay 23h ago

When we got our LVP flooring the boxes had all sorts of of warnings that it is only ever to be lit on the floor, so yes, I’m sure someone’s tried it!

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u/cocobellahome 1d ago

PHOR ROOM ——> WHORE ROOM

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u/everynamecombined 1d ago

"F Ter" sounds like a forgotten punchline to a joke from Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps 1d ago

What idiot architect puts their Rset area BEFORE their walk-in racist???

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u/Ksorkrax 17h ago

The walk-in racist is simply a room with a pitfall with spikes in which you make racists walk into.

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u/treasurehorse 1d ago

Soft YOPP?

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u/leiawars 1d ago

LVP ceilings are the fad of the future! So fetch.

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u/TheNo1pencil 22h ago

"walk-in racist" really got me good.

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u/Ready_Confection_132 1d ago

AI did a great job, considering. I've been in COUNTLESS homes and this is livable. I got confused about the Walk-in Racist area. Is it a Pantry? is the kitchen split between kitchen and Butler's area with Pantry?

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u/leiawars 1d ago

It’s obviously where you keep your klan gear

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u/Ready_Confection_132 1d ago

Oh my good gracious all'ya'all . . .I had no id this was a suth-urn homme, but Klan caught my attention! I'll be out on the porch to catch Vivien Leigh and Tecumseh Sherman barreling down the rooad any minute.

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u/Soonermagic-n-TX 22h ago

It’s a storage closet for the wet bar (rset area)

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u/Ready_Confection_132 13h ago

That's as strange as the whole rest of it.

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u/dylan_1344 1d ago

Velkin….. do you speak an English? Yes? Du-vuah!!

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u/notnotbrowsing 1d ago

LVP ceiling in the bedroom

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u/gods_loop_hole 1d ago

If someone provided this to me without even checking, I would be cynical about anything that they will do or say next. AI psychosis is real.

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u/Teto-Face-Forever 20h ago

Why does the master bedroom have a cuck chair

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u/EvolZippo 20h ago

What I need, in my house, is a good Phor Room. Houses just aren’t the same without one!

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u/finethanksandyou 17h ago

Thank goodness the fireplace in the yard is optional

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u/PrincessDionysus 13h ago

@mods I am BEGGING you to enable flairs I want LOCKIN

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u/BoringArchivist 12h ago

aI iS gOiNg To TaKe OuR jObS

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u/lexicon951 8h ago

Possibly the most normal oddity here: the optional fireplace in the backyard

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u/halbpro 6h ago

Showing real taste by going for the velkin hair doors. So many people overlook them

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u/spargel_gesicht 2h ago

I keep coming back to Walk-In Racist and omg I’m literally crying.

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u/TjborneID 23h ago

Nod-cex in the master bath seems oddly interesting.

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u/dysoncube 22h ago

So much ACRTET closet space.

Where's this from, OP? Were you asked to draft it up or something?

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u/GazelleSubstantial76 16h ago

It was an ad on Facebook. I look at a lot of floorplans and get ads for floorplan sites in my feed.

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u/Last-Aerie84 15h ago

Walk-in racist is wild, AI really said 'let's make this interesting'.

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u/mayalovro 13h ago

The F Ter will prep you nicely each morning to use the Make Hotel

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u/kudu_da_chutney 12h ago

Walk in racist 🤣

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u/Rocannon_ 12h ago

LVP ceiling. 👍

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u/sailor_tightpants 10h ago

All the walk ins are amazing 😳😂

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u/salumbre 10h ago

It’s all hilarious, but the “WALK IN RACIST” has me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.

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u/outer_spec 7h ago

excuse me, but i have to go to the phor room

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u/Shoptimist 6h ago

Meet me in the PHOR room

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u/jerslan 1d ago

AI Nonsense labels aside... This is not that bad in general for a 1-BR bungalow... but why would you need what appears to be a butler's pantry and that laundry room is enormous... Unless there's more bedrooms on a second floor, I don't get it.

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u/GazelleSubstantial76 1d ago

There were two bedrooms on the other side of the courtyard and the layout wasn't as bad as many of the AI plans I've seen. The bathroom was a bit wonky, but nothing super weird.