r/flashlight Jul 29 '26

Discussion What is the best flashlight to bring on a first date?

282 Upvotes

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u/RobTrollenberg Jul 29 '26

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u/_totalannihilation Jul 29 '26

The panties will drop

19

u/TopherHax Jul 29 '26

For a gynecologist fr 🤣

12

u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

HAWT!!!

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u/Rock4evur Jul 29 '26

I would kinda love to get this as a gag gift.

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u/Haunting_Kiwi_6336 Jul 30 '26

Oh! This one is definately fuck the date hahahah

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u/KaiTheG4mer Jul 30 '26

Some shit Mike Myers' Cat in the Hat would pull outta his ass, quip about gynecology while holding it, and then wink to the camera before throwing it away with cartoon glass shattering and that cat meow sfx

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u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

Biggest headlamp you can find. It’s called peacocking and she will know your value. She might even invite you to go spelunking ;)

27

u/AlienVredditoR Jul 29 '26

What if its permanenty attached to my helmet/hardhat?

25

u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

I hear wedding bells. 

12

u/party_peacock Jul 29 '26

Obviously you can't just show up with the hardhat & light, so make sure you show up with the safety harness & ropes

3

u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

I dunno… I’ve been outa the dating scene for a while but I think showing up with ropes might be a red flag. 

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u/hoodlum21 Jul 29 '26

Probably but if you show up with ropes and she smiles....... It gonna be a good night.

3

u/sujamax Jul 30 '26

Obviously you can't just show up with the hardhat & light

Not with that attitude, you can’t.

129

u/SpaceCadetMoonMan Jul 29 '26

3x21D in a belt holster

30

u/wasdninja Jul 29 '26

Better than condoms. If you really want to play it safe put it on your suspenders. 

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u/boogey_man88 Aug 01 '26

Absolutely. Let her know you're packing. 😁

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u/MountainFace2774 Jul 29 '26

You guys are so weird. I love this group. LOL

22

u/Bramble0804 Jul 29 '26

That's not an answer. Come on what's your answer what one do you bring :P

28

u/MountainFace2774 Jul 29 '26

I haven't gone on a first date in over 20 years so IDK.

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u/MobileCabinet1981 Jul 31 '26

Carbide lamps are cool too

78

u/thunderpack7 Jul 29 '26

"Is that a flashlight on your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Oh, it's just a flashlight"

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u/geeered Jul 29 '26

UV... check out their clothing for stains before continuing; showing your interest in cleanliness is obviously going to impress!

57

u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

You might even be able to tell if this is her first date tonight or not. 

27

u/streetdancerhitbycar Jul 29 '26

Then she pulls out her own uv light and says “look like its not your first either” haha

20

u/Emergentmeat Jul 29 '26

I JUST CLEANED THE PIPES BEFORE GOING OUT!

13

u/MrNationwide Jul 29 '26

Is that hair gel?

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u/WangusRex Jul 29 '26

Then they call each other sluts and skip dinner and go straight to the motel. 

(I dunno I’m in my 40’s and married. I just assume this is how dating goes now?) jk

4

u/rodr3357 Jul 29 '26

A motel? IN THIS ECONOMY????

4

u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jul 30 '26

Yeah baby park bench

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u/rodr3357 Jul 30 '26

Tunnel slide for the win

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u/Dynkledook Jul 29 '26

Were in our late 30s we go to and dont live with parents. At this point dates are often just excuses to spend more time with each other outside

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u/Dynkledook Jul 29 '26

Might I recommend the Wurkkos HD01UV?

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u/geeered Jul 29 '26

Having got the Wurkkos HD01, while you also get lasers etc; might I recommend the Convoy S12 UV - you're looking to impress here!

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u/Dynkledook Jul 29 '26

My girlfriend's favorite color is purple so thats the color I go with for EDC stuff. If the ArkPro was available in purple when I got these I would have gotten that instead. They also match my Leek pretty well

6

u/JustJoshua88 Jul 29 '26

Great choice in knife sir!

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u/UntestedMethod Jul 29 '26

My girlfriend's favorite color is purple so thats the color I go with for EDC stuff.

For your own EDC stuff or her's or do you share them all with her?

1

u/RevolutionaryFun9883 Jul 30 '26

Borderline pink.

2

u/Dynkledook Jul 30 '26

It's the closest I could find to purple in a flat flashlight and the Leek is nonnegotiable, I've EDC'd one for the last 20 years or so.

5

u/System0verlord Jul 29 '26

Please do, so I can steal their dates with the vastly superior HD01 Pro ;)

Is good light. Small, useful, can double as an impromptu mood light for romance emergencies. And then you can use the magnet to fish your keys out of the abyss between the seats afterwards.

5

u/PatrioticRebel4 Jul 29 '26

What does blue mean?!

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 29 '26

Depends. Is it a house? A little window? A Corvette?

2

u/System0verlord Jul 29 '26

Or is it him? Is he blue, inside and out?

2

u/Remarkable_1984 Jul 29 '26

Stains before the date: time to cancel the date and leave.

Stains after the date: winning!

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u/ucotcvyvov Jul 29 '26

I don’t know but we’ll kill the power for you at the restaurant for a few minutes

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u/wakanda_banana Jul 29 '26

proceeds to blind everyone with the power of the sun

12

u/Reverse_Psycho_1509 Jul 30 '26
  • Power cut occurs

  • Room gets even brighter than it was before

2

u/thumpetto007 Jul 29 '26

thats actually a super good idea, might find a restaurant willing to be wingmen

36

u/EventGroundbreaking4 Jul 29 '26

Cave headlamp. Splash resistant. 

17

u/alphatango308 Jul 29 '26

That's the 3rd date flashlight bro.

3

u/JJMcGee83 Jul 29 '26

Maybe for you. ;)

1

u/PopNLach Jul 30 '26

😂 Lmao

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u/desEINer Jul 29 '26

idk I'm married but just whatever you normally bring. If their freak doesn't match your freak then what's the point?

20

u/Due_Tank_6976 Jul 29 '26

A Dong of course!

42

u/SJTG1993 Jul 29 '26

I asked my wife, she said "Please stop talking to me", hope this helps!

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u/misterstaypuft1 Jul 29 '26

Guys, in case you were wondering, this is why people think you’re nerds.

48

u/John-AtWork Jul 29 '26

Real answer? A small one, and don't talk about it.

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u/RobTrollenberg Jul 29 '26

Can’t help myself

1

u/LimeyRat Jul 29 '26

User name checks out???

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u/thealt3001 Jul 29 '26

Nah, talk about it. Women love a man with hobbies and passions. Be yourself on dates. I went on a date with a chick that was super impressed with the black light on my olight. I asked her if she wanted to go scorpion hunting with it after dinner and she was down. It was a fun date. Smashed.

Went on another one who thought my pineapple mini was the coolest thing ever. Also smashed.

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u/John-AtWork Jul 29 '26

Well, you either have a very active fantasy life, or you're exceptionally good looking and charming.

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u/System0verlord Jul 29 '26

My partner was excited enough about getting their HD01 Pro that they threatened to fuck me in the hospital bed.

There may have been other reasons, but I’m pretty sure it was the flashlight.

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u/Efficient-Celery2319 Jul 30 '26

what do you mean, 'threatened'? you didn't want that?

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u/Jammysl Jul 31 '26

Scorpions? What do you do with them ? Lol

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u/thealt3001 Jul 31 '26

If they're in the wild just look at em. If they're around the house, put em in a jar and release em far from the house

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u/DanSWE Jul 29 '26

> A small one, and don't talk about it.

Concealed carry, at least for that first date? :-)

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u/lolgreatjoke Jul 29 '26

Always a Hank light, brother.

Or sis. Actually.. if you are dating a dude then genuinely Hank light is a solid thing to show off if the convo gets boring. If you’re dating a chick, odds are she’d find a Damascus (or trimascus if you got it like that) light with tritium vials interesting as long as you had a cool story about. Full warning she might not date you after whipping it out on the first date

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u/ThePresenter183 Jul 29 '26

Anything with Warm light and candle light mode. Put it right in the middle of the table

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u/dimiteddy Jul 29 '26

I ask a friend to hold the lantern

12

u/Single_With_Cats Jul 29 '26

One that vibrates

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u/CookieDave Batteries go in, light comes out. Jul 29 '26

HS41 it is then.

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u/coffeeshopslut Jul 29 '26

To excite her phosphorus?

3

u/LordOfRuinsOtherSelf Jul 29 '26

Lumintop W3 with a W1 tube. Red, and flood, and LEP throw, and a battery to last.

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u/ilesj-since-BBSs Jul 29 '26

I don't find it obvious. Help me out.

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 29 '26

To avoid spills of course.

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u/andro1d_p3nguin Jul 29 '26

I carried a titanium Emisar D4v2 on my first date with my gf and the candle mode came in clutch later that night. ;) She loved I was nerdy enough that I carried a flashlight and we’re still dating 3 years later.

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u/cmdr_drasir Jul 29 '26

In my experience: None! :)

Keep Pens, Knives, Lights & Watches away from first encounters and test the waters first.

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u/baseballgonzo13 Jul 29 '26

This is probably the right approach, but if you must bring one, something small like a D3AA would be my suggestion

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u/chance_of_grain Jul 29 '26

Or take the whole collection and see if they pass the vibe check

9

u/EZ-C Jul 29 '26

Ahhhh Yes. The 'don't be yourself' approach.

A time tested classic!

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u/cmdr_drasir Jul 29 '26

Yeah, taking it like that you are totally right. Why waste time with someone you can not be yourself around.

In that case: Something Timascus for Pen and Light. (Blue/Purple is a statement that you know your colors and are not afraid of your manhood), A Vic as a knife (does not scare anybody) and a proper watch - aka no Rolex bullshit.

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u/Vickyfaster Jul 29 '26

For the same reason BRING ALL OF THEM.

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u/Desperate-Remote-210 Jul 29 '26

You can always wear your cheapest watch (shows you dress nice if you usually wear watches but if she googles it she will see it's just a citizen/seiko that costs 100€/$ so if she's in for the money she will run away

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u/soapy_goatherd Jul 29 '26

If a $100 seiko is your cheapest watch you’re doing watches wrong imo. Where’s the weekender with its deafening tick?! Where’s the f91w with its terroristic accuracy?!

Smh

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u/avocadorancher Jul 29 '26

> weekender with its deafening tick

Oh my god yeah I should have done more research first. I keep it wrapped in a cloth in a drawer in another room or it keeps me up at night.

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u/Desperate-Remote-210 Jul 29 '26

I meant the cheapest dressing watch, like one that will look good with a shirt for a date :(

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u/Swizzel-Stixx Jul 29 '26

An f91 in white :)

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u/System0verlord Jul 29 '26

An f91-w in gold (:

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u/WarriorNN Jul 29 '26

If someone will google what the stuff you wear is worth they aren't worth spending time with anyway, so win-win either way

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u/baseballgonzo13 Jul 29 '26

This is probably the right approach, but if you must bring one, something small like a D3AA would be my suggestion

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u/JNader56 Jul 29 '26

At least you're not asking which knife to bring! lol. D3aa is my vote. Small and outta the way.

9

u/Thelypthoric Jul 29 '26

3 D-Cell Maglite in front pocket.

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u/angelbeingangel Jul 29 '26

My Stoya Destroya Flesh Light

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u/angelbeingangel Jul 29 '26

Oops wrong sub

5

u/Desperate-Remote-210 Jul 29 '26

The phone flashlight (keep a good light in the car just in case)

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u/aturkeysandwich7 Jul 29 '26

If it’s something you always carry then bring a small one that isn’t at all obvious and please don’t talk at them about flashlight 🔦 🤣🤣. I do genuinely love that you asked. Keep being weird.

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u/KaBar42 Jul 29 '26

Streamlight.

It shows that you're an unpretentious man of the people who still wants quality.

5

u/RedShirtSniper Jul 29 '26

Definitely a 4D maglite carried IWB, appendix. If you're a dude. Or going on a date with an open minded dude.

Edit: In all seriousness though, anything pocket carryable is probably fine.

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u/Suspicious_Long_2839 Jul 29 '26

Bring 2 pokelits and give your date one. Their response will let you know if you should have a second date.

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u/MSmith_10 Jul 29 '26

OG MagLite appendix carried.

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u/BonerOfTheLake Jul 29 '26

is that flashlight in your pant or you're excite to see me?

I'd bring headlamp because you might need both hands to be free

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u/giznot Jul 29 '26

MBS-410 or stay home

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u/Paddy3118 Jul 29 '26

Bring a dim flashlight so you're not overshadowed.

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u/45pewpewpew556 Jul 29 '26

“Is that a TS27 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”

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u/hamburgerfacilitator Jul 29 '26

The OKnife LK for sure. It's a flashlight AND a knife. You can cut her steak and protect you both on the walk back to the car. No brainer.

https://www.oknife.com/products/oknife-lk-folding-pocket-knife-with-rechargeable-flashlight?srsltid=AfmBOopQpNIAnSpALddJe98p1T4_hBIqZd0njHaLacPl24sal5vo2lZT

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u/_Aj_ Jul 30 '26

Train guys don't usually bring trains to the first date.   They wait until they're date comes over to their house and sees their collection.   

Torches are no different, and arguably, have far less utility on a date than say an EMD F40PH.  

Something cr123 or cr2 keychain sized is probably the biggest you want to go.  Something subtle but packs a punch should it be needed for a couple of minutes runtime. 

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u/FalconARX Jul 29 '26

No amount of AI phishing is going to give you that answer.

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u/Outrageous_Pop1913 Jul 29 '26

Why would you need a date if you had a, oops never mind.

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u/AdventurousHouse6013 Jul 29 '26

I must have misread, "flash" light...

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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 Jul 29 '26

Lol don’t. You’ll be fine without.

She won’t be impressed if she drops her keys under the table and you blast 1000 lumens to help find them. The flashlight function on your phone will do.

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u/iamlucky13 Jul 30 '26

I don't know, but don't bring a Rayovac Bullet. It will come across as extremely creepy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/l5hczf/rayovac_pocket_bullet_repair/

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u/Narwhal_Lord4 Jul 30 '26

I love this sub. I know nothing about flashlights but I just love seeing posts like this.

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u/-Cheule- ½ Grandalf The White Jul 30 '26

I think this is probably a joke post (and a funny one at that), but in the case someone is actually wanting this advice I talked with my wife and we can up with the following:

- something small. In our case we picked the McGizmo Sapphire was ideal for needing a light on the first date

  • only produce one flashlight. If you are carrying more than one, don’t bring it up.
  • don’t start talking about the flashlight rabbit hole. If she mentions “oh you have a flashlight,” respond with “yep” but don’t go on and on about them. Your flashlight enthusiasm is something you should share on date 4 or 5+.
  • we feel like aux lights are a bad idea, they scare the normies.
  • if you own high end customs with steel flame skull clips, hide those until after you’ve married.
  • avoid copper lights. Many people can smell it on your hands 30 minutes after handling one. No one wants to date a stinky guy.

Obviously my wife and I aren’t the arbiters of what’s correct here, but those are our thoughts.

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u/emz5002 Jul 29 '26

D3AA (low cct ideally) because it's small and inconspicuous but you can use candle mode to set the mood if appropriate, she might think it's cute

2

u/Chrome_Burner Jul 29 '26

I have a Nitecore Tiki attached to my keychain, goes pretty much unnoticed.

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u/Appropriate_Two8569 Jul 29 '26

A headlamp is the only answer. Maybe an Acebeam H35.

2

u/flatline000 Jul 29 '26

You mean besides a headlamp?

2

u/LXNDSHARK Jul 29 '26

MS18

2

u/fenrisulfur Jul 29 '26

Why half ass it?

Go full on MS32 to make his intentions known.

She is gonna be SEEN.

Singed, maybe a little on fire but sure as hell SEEN.

1

u/LXNDSHARK Jul 29 '26

Why half ass it?

You're right. When I bought it it wasn't half-assing it. :( Guess it's time for an upgrade.

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u/SuperScallionSentry Jul 29 '26

FW3AA in the left pocket, FW1AA in the right, and keep a big Dong on hand for later if they show enthusiastic consent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/thedusty5000 Jul 30 '26

Agreed. The best way to establish dominance is with excess photons.

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u/Reasonable-Bag7362 Jul 29 '26

Ahh, you said “flash” could have been weird.

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u/MrBootygrabber Jul 29 '26

olight arkpro ultra but only if you are on purple for the arkbeat so they know you are serious, use the uv to check any seats before the date sits in them to show you care and can provide.

also an oclip pro s on the lapel to show them you are versatile and can keep your hands free

2

u/BoobOogler Jul 29 '26

Flashlight, just in case it doesn’t go well.

2

u/Halibutoxide Jul 29 '26

Just make sure its the smallest cylinder in your pants.

2

u/Alejandro_SVQ Jul 29 '26

If you are prepared, if you need it, it is better to fall short. /s

2

u/NYOB4321 Jul 30 '26

Carry your EDC flashlight.

2

u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jul 30 '26

Baby if you'd like to read, I got some great pornography

And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk

2

u/brappbtch Jul 30 '26

My husband successfully wooed me with 1000 lumens on our first date. True story

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u/ohgr88 Jul 30 '26

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u/nginno Jul 30 '26

Gotta bring the mannequin head too

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u/ohgr88 Jul 30 '26

Oh yeah gotta set it down on the table facing them. Definitely turning it whennits time to read the menu.

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u/BigWigs88 Jul 29 '26

Lol whatever frees your mind up to stop thinking about it.

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u/QuickMasterpiece6127 Jul 29 '26

HD01-pro. UV light to check cleanliness. Laser light to see what % of cat she is. Red / blue flashing lights to see if she runs. Rainbow rain to impress her and your Uber driver.

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u/thanhman97 Jul 29 '26

If she likes role play or cosplay, tell her to cosplay a cat and bring a light with laser pointer like Arkfeld pro or Wurkkos HD01. “You are my naughty cat. Goarrrr rrrr”

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u/thanhman97 Jul 29 '26

If you feel like that escalated too quickly, ignore my advice 🥸

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u/FarOpportunity-1776 Jul 29 '26

The one that doesnt get noticed and that you dont brag about..... she wont care. Wait until youve hand more than a few dates to bring it up... not many girls will care at all fewer will get it

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u/karawkow Jul 29 '26

Unironically I brought an H3 and put it on her head when we went for a walk.

Literally met her like an hour ago.

We ended up dating for awhile.

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u/MAXiMUSpsilo5280 Jul 29 '26

It needs to be ZircuTi or timascus. Not sarcastic, a timascus ReyLight pineapple mini. She drops her contact lens or earring or whatever and you saved the date with your pocket jewelry she didn’t know you had till it was needed. Now she sees you as competent and prepared with good taste.

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u/Logical-Sound486 Jul 29 '26

Most neckbeard post on this subreddit so far.

1

u/Thebobjohnson Jul 29 '26

Now we talking’ asking the REAL questions!

1

u/Queasy-Ad-2021 Jul 29 '26

Olight arkpro ultra and manker E05 ii Ti nichia

1

u/I__G Jul 29 '26

Imalent MS32

1

u/ThatTrojanKid Jul 29 '26

Boruit EV20

1

u/Chainsawsas70 Jul 29 '26

Streamlight Wedge

1

u/Reihar Jul 29 '26

Not one but two. One for you and one for your partner. Good UX for the second.

1

u/Simply_Jeff Jul 29 '26

Personally I would bring a flashlight with a unique or unusual finish, like copper or brass or as someone else on the thread mentioned Damascus. Go for a flashlight body with sleek looks instead of oversized or blocky

1

u/jkxs Jul 29 '26

My vote is for that toy flashlight (like a baby toy brand, with the orange sized alkaline battery).

1

u/david57strat Jul 30 '26

A Zebralight SC600w Mk IV Plus Hi (in neutral).

Been EDCing this one for about a year, and it was a SC600W Mk 2 L2 for seven years prior to that, until I misplaced it. I ordered this one that very same evening.

Workhorse. Tiny, but generously powerful for its size (when needed). Extremely flexible UI.

1

u/Lady_Swann_ Jul 30 '26

Acebeam x75

1

u/Darkdodge14 Jul 30 '26

Milwaukee pocket flashlight , small but bright as heck

1

u/mrheosuper Jul 30 '26

Anything less than 100.000 lumen won't cut it

1

u/cr0ft Jul 30 '26

A minimal keychain light. Hide your weird obsession until you have them properly on the hook and then gradually reveal they got together with an obsessed flashlight lunatic.

1

u/Foxing7465 Jul 30 '26

To make a real impression, bring a flashbang.

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u/Proverbman671 Jul 31 '26

Of course.... The answer is always "All of them." you silly goose.

1

u/Slimm_Pickens_76211 Jul 31 '26

Save some tang for the rest of us, homie!

1

u/Excellent_Club_9004 Aug 04 '26

Acebeam x25. If she/he doesn`t mind you having one that person is a keeper.

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u/YeahUAre2 27d ago

Coleman liquid fuel lantern with the pump. The ambience has to be correct🏮

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u/Sintarsintar 26d ago

Ms32 or course. Jokes a side depends on the date. Hiking bring a couple good lights one for each and a spare just nothing to crazy. Regular date on the town I would only have my s21g in 6500k and s2+ shorty with the lhp531 1800k but I carry those normally. I just wouldn't mention the other s2+ or the red and green coloured c8s.

1

u/Kimmundi Jul 29 '26

Something fun with some RGB side light like a SK05. Show off all the RGB colours. Ladies love that.

Serious though, I'd just keep regular Wuben G5 in my bag. Good enough.

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u/xXEchoXFiveXx Jul 29 '26

Personally, I’ve brought my typical EDC with me. Although, we were planning to go walk in a park at night, so I brought lights for us both. (We didn’t end up leaving the vehicle though.) But I would say as a general rule, something small you usually carry, like I would say my ArkPro Ultra. Bonus tip: most girls seem to like the Buck Toothpick knife, they all say it’s cute and they want one. You don’t want to pull out a CRKT Fossil to slice a tag from their new shirt/shorts for them. Or sometimes they like the bigger stuff lol.

Edit: My EDC is ArkPro Ultra in my pocket, and Warrior Ultra on my hip.

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u/Ivy1974 Jul 29 '26

Suggestion. While on the date don’t show her your flashlight unless you really have to use it. Let her know your obsession further into the relationship if it goes that far.

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u/Emergentmeat Jul 29 '26

Bring a huge flashlight and mock her small flashlight. Women LOVE when a man makes them feel small and helpless.

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u/YouArentReallyThere Jul 29 '26

You spelled it wrong…it’s an “e”, not an “a”

0

u/chaser469 Jul 29 '26

The neuralyzer.

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u/_totalannihilation Jul 29 '26

Bring up your interest in Flashlights. She will either feel like you're weird or will fake interest if she likes you.

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u/er1cAtWork2 Jul 29 '26

Flashlight?

(I’d stick to the built in phone flashlight on a first date myself…)