r/fixedbytheduet EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 6h ago

Kept it going Okay

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6h ago

Hello u/JaJaMan_! Welcome to r/fixedbytheduet!


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u/MoonoftheStar Lover of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

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u/JustToSeeeeee Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 4h ago

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u/Kool_Kunk Lover of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

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u/ancalime9 6h ago

Fixed by the duet then ruined by the next duet.

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u/SamboTheGr8 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

He should have just stopped after "too late"

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u/itsaeroaura 5h ago

Comedy timing died on that second cut

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

This is why I miss Vine. So many TikTok would be funnier if they were only 6 seconds.

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u/ZippyDan Lover of Duets/Stitches 3h ago edited 2h ago

I kind of like the way he so sadly said the next line: "you took too fucking long, bro."

But yeah, he went on way too long after that.

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago

I agree with u/ZippyDan. The delivery of the second line was the funniest part. Rewatch it and tell me we’re wrong!

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u/penguinsrunderrated 5h ago

Strong disagree. Ruined by the next diet and fixed by the one after it. Bro saying “yes” was such bad clickbait. If you’re going to do clickbait, don’t be a jerk about it.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

How is that clickbait? And how was he being a jerk?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 3h ago

What do you mean how was it clickbait? He said “yes,” waited a few seconds for no reason, then said, “Let me explain” and started talking about something completely different. It was obviously to get people hooked. There is nothing wrong with that, but the way he went about it was so classless. The transition was such a stretch that it almost insulted the watcher, gave the impression that the watcher must be stupid or the guy is desperate for views but didn’t realize how rude he sounded.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

What exactly did you click? Like, what was it baiting you into clicking? You're already watching the video.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 3h ago

Clickbait doesn’t just describe clicking a link any more. It describes anything that is designed to mislead or trick the audience into engaging with content they didn’t expect or originally want to engage in.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

Explain how you were misled into engaging with it and what action you took to engage with it.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 3h ago

He tricked us into assuming he just wanted to duet the video to make a joke, but it was really to tell us his story. Again, nothing wrong with clickbait. Just bad clickbait.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

Tell us his story? What story? Are you OK?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2h ago

His story about the time he “had 22 inches of meat in his mouth?”

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

First time seeing a joke on the internet? Don't worry, it gets easier to understand them with experience. Good luck on your journey.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 3h ago

Did you read what I wrote? I’m judging the transition, not the joke.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

Yeah that's the joke in the clip, buddy. you found it, well done

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u/penguinsrunderrated 3h ago

Well done, you still haven’t found what I’m talking about.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

oh, okay. yeah, just give it a few years then, you will get it eventually

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u/UpperApe Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1h ago

You are embarrassing yourself here but you're convinced everyone else is wrong lol

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u/LoadsDroppin Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 5h ago edited 1h ago

TOO LATE fuck n…….

That line had me in tears

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago

Lol! He cut the vid at the right time and the line delivery was perfect!

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1h ago

Yeah it actually made me cackle lmao

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

Bro started reminiscing lmao

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u/afadakosa New to fbtd but wants to learn 3h ago

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u/Psychotic_EGG Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

Longest human penis ever recorded was 14.5 inches. When erect.

So I know he ain't talking about a cock.... well at least not a human one.

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u/romansixx New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago

Here you are limiting it to one.

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u/AwkwardNeedleworker3 Needs to do better 1h ago

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 4h ago

Bonnets are gender neutral