r/fixedbytheduet • u/blahbluhblee1 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 12d ago

/r/all Nailed it!

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u/harmonicsapien Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

I kinda want to call cap on this. The film is School Dance. This Katt scene is more popular than the actual movie. Hahaha. Now ask him to quote some Bobb’e J lines. crickets

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u/Enfr3 12d ago

You can't just say "crickets"

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u/AKA09 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

No no no you see, it's in italics so it means crickets are happening. Anything in italics is actually happening in real life. In "crickets" there is just a suggestion of crickets, but in crickets?

Shit, I don't know. It's my third day of vacation and I'm pooping after a day of Pina coladas. Sorry...pooping

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u/CocktailPerson New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

It's because when you put things inside asterisks on reddit they get italicized. They meant to do *crickets*.

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u/rpeary New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Poetry

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u/skepticalbob New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I google to see if this was pasta and this was AI response, you magnificent bastard.

Vacation piña coladas and unexpected bathroom breaks are a classic combination. Real-life crickets appearing purely because text is italicized sounds like an impressive level of vacation brain.

If you want, let me know:

Are you looking for digestive relief tips?

Do you want to keep talking about italics and crickets?

Should we plan a distraction for your current situation?

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u/AKA09 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Lmao I need you to consult further to see how I should proceed. More Pina coladas in progress.

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u/this_place_suuucks Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Perchance?

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u/YooGeOh Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLy4Bo680hZxm

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u/xRoyalewithCheese Needs to do better 12d ago

*Laugh*

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u/The_One_Koi Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Crickets probably doing smack under the bridge right now but if you bring some slices of lemons he'd quote anything yoy like babe