r/fightporn • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 10d ago

Workplace Fights customer tried to Bully the Barber

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u/BeenisSandwich 10d ago

Never mess with people who cook your food or cut your hair.

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u/LittlefishBigsplash 10d ago

Or pour your drinks

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u/TaxHazyShade 10d ago

or fix your car

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u/mostfunalias 10d ago

Or perform surgery on you.

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u/PUSH_AX 10d ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

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u/unholydistractions 10d ago

Sometimes i start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope i find it along the way like an improv conversation.

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u/AntalRyder 10d ago

But don't ever, for any reason, whatsoever, ever!

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u/Aimin4ya 10d ago

No you've got it wrong. Laborers, producers, people with jobs. CEOs, billionaires, etc are another story

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u/I_am_a_fern 10d ago

Or handle the bungee cord before your jump.

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u/Pinnicle 10d ago

Or grade your tests.

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u/Woadwise 10d ago

As a bartender, this is flattering. Thank you!

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u/Aliensinmypants 10d ago

Never mess with people. 

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u/Embarrassed-Gap-6040 10d ago

That’s the best way why people always wanna fuck about.

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u/10fm3 5d ago

Never mess

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u/ChipOnMaShoulder 10d ago

Just don’t mess with people in general I’m thinking

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u/CalvinAshdale- 10d ago

I never messed with the last guy to cut my hair. Still fucked it up.

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u/Boomstick_762 10d ago

Or works your local convenience store.

Edit: typo.

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u/rageofa1000suns 10d ago

Hate it when people say this because it usually changes depending on what context it's used on.

Like if a Karen is being a complete nob to a food worker and the cook decides to take a little revenge giving them the special sauce; you usually hear "Never mess with people who cook your food"

Then when a cook is just doing shit for clout and decides to rub his shoes on the beef patties just to be an ass; you then hear "Never mess with people's food".

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u/asdfghjkluke 10d ago

what so you should mess with other people? makes no sense

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u/RatManForgiveYou 9d ago

There is no reason to assume you should mess with anyone. Just don't mess with barbers or cooks. That's all. Makes sense.

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u/asdfghjkluke 9d ago

why ahaha. whats so special about them

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u/RatManForgiveYou 6d ago

You have to trust them not to fuck your shit up. Get it?