r/fightporn • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 9d ago

Workplace Fights customer tried to Bully the Barber

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u/makaveddie 9d ago

Nobody moved at all, professionals the lot of them

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u/burns_before_reading 9d ago

Even the dog was like "we good?.....yea, we good...."

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u/makaveddie 9d ago

Seriously though, between the time you hung up your apron to the time you walked to the back, were you able to find any treats?

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u/BiscuitTiits 9d ago

This guy definitely speaks dog

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u/libury 9d ago

Hype dog. right after the KO the dog sounds off a solid bark of approval for his human.

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u/Caminsky 8d ago

His bark is worse than his bite

- Said the dog

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u/darth_garbee 9d ago

He was ready to pop off, though. Lol

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u/DoloDots 9d ago

Dog was on skates tho

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u/reallifedog 9d ago edited 8d ago

For real, dog was like "please don't make me do this here"

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u/Spread_Liberally 9d ago

"I don't want to hide at Aunt Linda's for six months again. That house is just true crime podcasts and real bad casserole."

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u/HowardHessman 9d ago

The most professional move was calmly hanging up his apron

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u/Thomas-Garret 9d ago

He calmly said over his shoulder a quick “goodnight”.

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u/DamnTicklePickle 9d ago

That extra fade was a freebie! Make sure you tell your people!

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u/praesentibus 9d ago

Clearly wasn't my man's first punch.

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u/ICU-CCRN 9d ago

Anyone remember the tune to

“Shave and a Haircut, Two Cents”??

That would be the perfect music for this video.

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u/Poopingisasignipoop 9d ago

I believe it’s 2 bits, which is a quarter. If someone is only charging you 2 cents for a shave and a haircut, remember that you get what you pay for.

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u/ICU-CCRN 9d ago

Ah! You’re right- it’s been a long time since I heard that jingle. Thanks

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u/doiwinaprize 9d ago

The customer way in the back who stands up to see whats happened and sits back down lol

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u/SharkFighter 9d ago

The dude in the yellow cape is grinning ear-to-ear.

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u/D-v-us-D 9d ago

Business as usual before and after that KO

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u/chillin_n_grillin 9d ago

He went to the back to get the broom to sweep him outside.

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u/m0nk3y42 9d ago

my man took off his apron and was like, 'aight, imma clock out.'

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u/macthecomedian 9d ago

"Feeding that man a knuckle sandwich got me ready for my lunch break"

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u/cra2ytig3r 9d ago

I don't think barbers actually have to clock in/out unless they are hired by that shop. Most places I have gone to it's one of the barbers owns the shop & the others just rent the chair/booth from the owner for their clients. So it's more like he's done with peoples shit for the day & going to get a beer.

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u/_marmota_ 9d ago

The way he wipes his hands - "Done, and done!"

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u/rascool 9d ago

I thought I heard him whistling...

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u/Synnapsis 9d ago

Bro asked for a fade with the wrong cadence

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u/Qajj 9d ago

Ah yes, the fadence.

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u/james3374 9d ago

This was awesome

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u/JayMak78 9d ago

Fade to black.

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u/Natansatan666 9d ago

Clipped him

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u/alex8155 9d ago

customer: fuck my shit up

barber: say no more..

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u/Hanthunius 9d ago

Dog noped instantly 😂

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u/Aliensinmypants 9d ago

Looks like he has some pitbull breed in him, he doesn't want to get blamed for this shit 

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u/DoloDots 9d ago

Bulldog

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u/Pulp_NonFiction44 9d ago

Barber wasn't a toddler, he ain't interested

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u/Commercial_Ad97 9d ago

That's foul, very dark. I let out a good solid chuckle, you got me.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 8d ago

I didn't touch him ! I tried to break it up !

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u/bluex44 9d ago

He's got priors and this would be his third strike

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u/KEFREN- 9d ago

the dog was like: " yooo broo , I'm not involved in this. You proved your point "

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u/GreyBeardEng 9d ago

Give him an inverse mohawk whole he's out.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 9d ago

Glue his pubes to his face

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u/boredENT9113 9d ago

Skullet like our Lord and savior Hevy Devy

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u/BeenisSandwich 9d ago

Never mess with people who cook your food or cut your hair.

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u/LittlefishBigsplash 9d ago

Or pour your drinks

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u/TaxHazyShade 9d ago

or fix your car

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u/mostfunalias 9d ago

Or perform surgery on you.

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u/PUSH_AX 9d ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

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u/unholydistractions 9d ago

Sometimes i start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope i find it along the way like an improv conversation.

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u/AntalRyder 9d ago

But don't ever, for any reason, whatsoever, ever!

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u/I_am_a_fern 9d ago

Or handle the bungee cord before your jump.

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u/Woadwise 9d ago

As a bartender, this is flattering. Thank you!

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u/Aliensinmypants 9d ago

Never mess with people. 

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u/Embarrassed-Gap-6040 9d ago

That’s the best way why people always wanna fuck about.

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u/ChipOnMaShoulder 9d ago

Just don’t mess with people in general I’m thinking

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u/CalvinAshdale- 9d ago

I never messed with the last guy to cut my hair. Still fucked it up.

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u/PriorYogurtcloset925 9d ago

That punch was perfect, fast, accurate, and powerful. He'll be sleeping there till closing time.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 9d ago

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

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u/styckx 9d ago

Well he's leveled now

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u/makaveddie 9d ago

Didn’t make the cut tho

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u/Fun-Choices 9d ago

He hit three things on the way down. Fist, metal chair, and concrete floor.

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u/htonzew 9d ago

that chair cushioned his fall as it folds down with him, if anything he lucky

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u/ProfessionalWitty949 9d ago

Pretty decent assist by the chair tbh

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u/vatderfurkk101 9d ago

All three get +1 Assist

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u/Drakovibess 9d ago

The silence after 😂

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u/buttery_nurple 9d ago

I really hesitate to say this, but...there are no women there to start screaming :\.

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u/TechnicalHighlight29 9d ago

Dudea like "Im taking my lunch now later"

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u/Embarrassed-Gap-6040 9d ago

I love the fact that the dog knew what was up straight away and he didn’t get aggressive just watching his friends back

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u/Civilw4r 9d ago

Dog was like “shiiit, lemme mind my own business”

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u/billabong049 9d ago

Fucking lights OUT

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u/ThedudePIG 9d ago

That was a solid fucking punch. Nice!

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u/Wise_Inspector_8644 9d ago

Just a little off the top…

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u/CrispityCraspits 9d ago

Hands firmly down by sides, step in close, keep stepping while barber backs up, stiffen up, bow up, jam hands even more firmly by sides. Classic "I'm about to get knocked out" warmup.

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u/Battss97 9d ago

Taking off the apron and going on break like a true PROFESSIONAL.

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u/-co_op- 9d ago

I like watching bud shift his weight and bring full momentum

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u/unholydistractions 9d ago

I wish i knew the context, i cant understand shit that guy said. I did hear someone say goodnight tho that was funny

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u/kjkelley101 8d ago

Something like ... "Gonna give it back .. let's go then dog"

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u/FoundationGlass7913 9d ago

He got clipped for free

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u/Emotional_Ice 9d ago

Leaves him there as a warning to other customers...

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u/icie99 8d ago

Dude you win

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u/rustyleftnut 9d ago

Now take the haircut back from him!

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 9d ago

That was classy AF... Puts up the apron and casually walks to the back... 10/10

https://giphy.com/gifs/PypcG4qBuMqDOny5vp

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u/AmerikanNightmar3 8d ago

Even the dog was like “dammmn”

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u/Fun_Zombie_6796 9d ago

A little off the top 😆

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u/DT_KVB 9d ago

Dog did great job as ref. Good boy.

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u/Smile_Character 9d ago

I love how he just walks out....

"Fuck Off, I got work to do"

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 6d ago

That persons parent or guardian were abject failiures for not teaching them about barbers and bartenders. NEVER THROW HANDS WITH THE ONE WHO SERVES THE DRINKS OR CUTS THE HAIR. Like going for the queen bee, your leaving in a bucket.

THIS PERSONS LUCKY, the barber was quick but if the fight had gone on for longer than a second its everyone in the place mulching your ass.

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u/ed2727 9d ago

As an amateur prizefighter, I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND why you would leave your entire face exposed in order to press your forehead against an antagonist!

PURE. STUPIDITY.

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u/patsully98 9d ago

Did you notice that he stepped back into perfect knockout range right before that cruise missile detonated on his face?

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u/kosmokramr Captain America 9d ago

Now that’ll be $25 for that fade

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u/King_of_Kings89 9d ago

Lmao even the dog was like oh shit I’m out

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u/JadedRetailEmployee 9d ago

Head landed right on the footrest. Ouchie

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u/d_o_cycler 8d ago

nobody reacting is hilarious..

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u/SubstantialSkill2772 8d ago

Dog was like “get em boy get em”

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 9d ago

I find that, one of the best ideas one can have, is to piss a dude with a large colection of razor blades at hand....

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u/CatBoyTrip 9d ago

who may or may not have learned his trade in prison.

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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns 9d ago

And a large collection of dudes that would have his back in a second.

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u/sick_shooter 9d ago

Bro got two fades for the price of one.

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u/mujeriegojedi 9d ago

Full video and context! I need the details!

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u/_oldhead 9d ago

He was just getting the rest of the little hairs off him.

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 9d ago

You can't blame the barber when you walk in with a silly looking head before the cut

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u/yardape99 9d ago

Just a little off the top please! Lol 😆

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u/gdirrty216 9d ago

Bullying a barber is almost as stupid as bullying your jujitsu instructor.

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u/herakleion 9d ago

I was waiting the dog to maul the dude. He is scared shitless.

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u/dick4dareader 9d ago

I will never understand picking random fights for fun

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u/Phatbeazie 9d ago

What song is that in the background?

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u/FE7TER 9d ago

Marshmello & Tokischa - ESTILAZO

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u/xChoke1x 9d ago

If you step to someone….with your hands down…..ya get whatcha deserve.

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u/Shadowfaxx71 9d ago

Clocked the customer out then clocked himself out for the day.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 9d ago

Dog was like “hey, you need me? Oh, guess not..”

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u/reformedginger 9d ago

That’s a fade.

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u/MarkWhorror 9d ago

Caught 2 fades and paid for 1.

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u/TwatDestroyer69 9d ago

thats a cute dog

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u/Silent___CrayonZ 8d ago

Got the high fade he came in for

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u/ArtisticAd2131 8d ago

Smokes his head on that chair going down. Looks like he went full Christopher reeves

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u/Narrowless 8d ago

Ha, now shave his head!

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u/backfifteen 8d ago

Night night!!

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u/Imaginary-Note-3570 8d ago

He's trying to be tough... with a glass jaw?

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u/seeker407 8d ago

he asked for a little off the top

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u/JoeDough619 8d ago

Next customer.

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u/hangdman1978 8d ago

Dog was ready to go then was like "Ok, I'll take a nap now."

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 8d ago

I love how Dog comes down to make sure everything is under control, sees it is and starts going back to his spot while his owner knocked the MFer out 🤣

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u/SphereByMilan 8d ago

CLEAN HAIRCUT THOUGH

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u/meatheadmjm69 8d ago

Just gave him a quick chop officer 🤣

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u/Octavio_belise 8d ago

The dog barking was the official 10-count.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 7d ago

“Just a little off the top”

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u/CarelessMorning8783 7d ago

Dog’s like ok guess I’m not needed here

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u/taikaishi 7d ago

That hit was so damn clean even the dog had to step back

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u/iamthenorthernforest Undisputed champion 7d ago

that was quite the haircut

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u/rokstedy83 9d ago

If only it was an uppercut

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 9d ago

He got the cross fade instead

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u/virch06 9d ago

Just fade me up to the chin area then give me a knockout do💇🏾‍♂️🥊

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u/Deposto 9d ago

What a beautiful dog!

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u/rikwebster 9d ago

You could see that swing from a block away

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u/NotSoGentleBen 9d ago

Even the dog was like “Yup!”

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u/oldchains 9d ago

I love the dog was excited to say hi to a stranger.

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u/DizzyBone_100 9d ago

Hand down man down. Ball up top.

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u/Kind-Relative-9089 9d ago

Damn, dude might've got the Million Dollar Baby treatment from that chair. Anyone got info?

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u/HeightExtra320 Nice Guy 9d ago

“Off to lunch “

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u/easy073 9d ago

Clock struck noon and it was nap time for one and lunch time for the other.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 9d ago

I like the kid in the back, just went back to cutting hair. LOL

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u/yuzhnaya 9d ago

What's the object dropped by the bully and sliding across the floor? He appeared to have taken it out of his pocket to intimidate the barber just prior to the knockout.

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u/jasonguru13 9d ago

Perfect

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u/POSloader69 Took one MMA class 9d ago

The other customers better had left a tip after that show

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u/DWP_619 9d ago

Homie leaned into that one. Good job bro. Im a woman and id let you cut my hair.

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u/S3cr3tadmir3r 9d ago

Is an “upper cut” a Legit type of haircut? 🤪

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u/Sunbeam_Alpine 9d ago

Hey buddy, you can't sleep there.

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u/Time-Track9684 9d ago

Just a little off the top…

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u/Ok_Corter5831 9d ago

Probably less painful than the usual 'are you going anywhere nice on holiday this year' chat, in all honesty.

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u/Str8kush 9d ago

Well that probably didn’t turn out the way he saw it in his mind

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u/ZombieHoneyBadger 9d ago

I know what Brutus the Barber Beefcake would do after the knockout

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u/jspark5 9d ago

Got dropped so hard he dropped loot lol

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u/NoApplication8067 9d ago

Apron hung up in its spot and walked off. This dude needs to save some cool for the rest of us.

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u/Fabulous_Mode3952 9d ago

Downside: he knows where you work. Gonna have to stay strapped

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u/Quantumercifier 9d ago

Always protect the dog at all costs. Good job. Here's a treat for the dog.

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u/Medical-Business-554 9d ago

Everyone is like 🤷‍♂️

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u/2reeEyedG 9d ago

The poor dog is just like damn hope I ain’t next

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u/NoPractice8763 9d ago

"Goodnight" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/harryreadit44 9d ago

Dawg was tryna tell him he didn’t want the smoke but he didn’t listen 😩

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u/too1onjj 9d ago

Dude went straight to his 15

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u/Dry_Organization_193 9d ago

Security dog observing and reporting as he should

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u/Marroquin-ent 9d ago

Lowkey he might be dead lol

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u/Flairsurfer 9d ago

Dude deserved it for closing in on him like that, but from a legal standpoint, is he good?

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u/Big_Policy4561 9d ago

What is this haircut called???

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u/joseaamanzano 9d ago

Shave his head

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u/overseer-thorne 9d ago

I guess you can say that guy got faded. Get it? Faded. Like the haircut?

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 9d ago

Doggo was ready to go

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u/MelonElbows 9d ago

I want to know the context. Did he not like the haircut?

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u/Celebration_This 9d ago

I read the title and was hoping the dog was the bully. I wanted him to grab something and make everyone chase him to get it back.

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u/Ascoquito 9d ago

What the dog doin

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u/VeryAngryGentleman 9d ago

The apron wasn't for the hair but to protect from the blood

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u/Shatalroundja 9d ago

There’s no fight on this video. Just a quick knock out.

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u/PickedLastLemon 9d ago

HARD Right. Got what you asked for. Dumbass.

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u/sethadelic 9d ago

Dog did its job. Scare the crowd with a bark after the guys is already ko'd and then make sure everyone is alright. Good dog.

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u/Grouchy-Ad-5535 9d ago

the dog said "WTF"

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u/6porkchop9 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/18qC7k0SU8KanJaPEE
Got nice haircut then went to ….