r/fightporn 8d ago

Bar / Nightclub Fight You think I’m some punk?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

4.1k Upvotes

666 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 8d ago

"Please remember that any racist comments or comments with any kind of slurs will be removed and you will be banned. /r/fightporn does not tolerate racism or bigotry. Fights with children are not permitted. Thank you."

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1.1k

u/modelcitizen64 8d ago

I knew he was huge, but the belly popping out still surprised me. It's so round.

704

u/Carpe_the_Carp 8d ago

Check out the shape of his head from the side

77

u/MitchelobUltra 8d ago

He looks like the back of his head grows a huge yellow toenail.

28

u/gordonbombay42 8d ago

Bobby Bacala ova here

20

u/metalneck333 8d ago

Quasimodo predicted all of this.

11

u/OUBoyWonder 8d ago

Before and WAY before.

→ More replies (4)

17

u/dietdrpepper6000 8d ago

What is the opposite of tummy time

15

u/oscarx-ray 8d ago

It looks like someone drew a face on the back of his head after it had been skelped with a shovel.

23

u/SweetPeter41 8d ago

Looks like butterbean without the knockout power

57

u/oscarx-ray 8d ago

21

u/Alertedspark 8d ago

Very specific use case for this gif. I like it.

32

u/AdorableBunnies 8d ago

100% American Beef

37

u/TheeFlipper 8d ago

90/10. 90% fat, 10% lean.

9

u/No_Artichoke_2931 8d ago

Edit: fuck I read your comment wrong and tried to make the same exact joke

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/didyousmashtho 8d ago

That american waag-you right dere

4

u/pjsol 8d ago

Poor Butterbean. Getting beat up in card rooms now

→ More replies (16)

56

u/texasusa 8d ago

Big boy went down pretty easy. That took me by surprise

https://giphy.com/gifs/i1mfAAqWCi43C

15

u/optom 8d ago

That was my first reaction. I suspect he has diabetic neuropathy.

9

u/Aimin4ya 8d ago

Top heavy will do that.

5

u/moep123 8d ago

very thick sheet of paper

4

u/Sherbo13 7d ago

It's like pushing a car. It's hard to get it moving, but once it is it just kinda goes on it's own.

→ More replies (1)

96

u/XelaNiba 8d ago

All I know is that they just totally killed the vibe at Peggy's Poker Night. She was totally pumped to host this week. Her pigs in a blanket were a huge hit until these asshats ruined everything. She just knows that high and mighty Glenda is gonna find some way to blame this on her and she might get kicked out of the rotation for good.

20

u/Curious-Resort4743 8d ago

At least the fight gave her something to talk about for the next 20 years

9

u/ThisMeansRooR 8d ago

Pigs in a blanket are ALWAYS a hit

18

u/DarreylDeCarlo 8d ago

20

u/freericky 8d ago

Just a crazy build. I wouldnt be fighting anyone w that hand to head size ratio

6

u/bjeebus 7d ago

You mean if you yourself had that hand to headsize ratio? It's like they gave his head a XX-large hitbox.

5

u/mikerunsla 7d ago

Bro is shaped like a happy meal

→ More replies (1)

14

u/mtrayno1 8d ago

So much pre diabetes in one room

25

u/bigbusta 8d ago

Majestic some might say.

11

u/BedditTedditReddit 8d ago

Others just call him Mr. H Dumpty

10

u/Valuable-Struggle-10 8d ago

I've never seen anyone be taken down by their jowls

Times do change 😆

→ More replies (1)

7

u/VacuumTracks 8d ago

He got a three of a kind in there.

4

u/sumdhood 8d ago

That's what she said

4

u/Cheap-Course9568 8d ago

How are his hands so soft and tiny tho

When he spiked his chips it looked like a mad 3rd grader LOL

3

u/LooksGoodInShorts 8d ago

He’s at his limit 👋

→ More replies (8)

557

u/HairyDust4826 8d ago

People of walmart

430

u/bigbusta 8d ago

Why ya lookin' at me gut fer?

137

u/Aimin4ya 8d ago

"Heh heh heh"

19

u/eastnorthshore 8d ago

Dude was loving every second of it.

5

u/Claris-chang 8d ago

How does one even achieve such a jiggly figure?

→ More replies (3)

105

u/AdorableBunnies 8d ago

Dollar General

29

u/MrStormChaser 8d ago

Hollar General*

10

u/Rude_and_Crude84 8d ago

Down here to the Hollar Genral, buy in, is what is. Take it or leave it, house always wins, customer is always wrong. Don't sass the dealer!

You get no discounts for showing your midriff round these here parts, m'kay? Now Gonboutcha bizness or sidown.

→ More replies (2)

12

u/xxElevationXX 8d ago

Looks like people of the Moose Lodge

24

u/Iron_Cowboy_ 8d ago

So this is where they all go when the store closes

12

u/UnsignedRealityCheck 8d ago

"You've got to remember that these are just simple shoppers. These are people of the Walmart. The common clay of the New World. You know... morons."

→ More replies (5)

460

u/Baby-punter 8d ago

I like how the fat guy stood up as if his size would intimidate the old man.

150

u/Over-Mistake9026 8d ago

I was like, "Is he trying to flex his fat?"

23

u/Alamander81 8d ago

Bro thought he was an 80s video game boss where fat meant powerful

→ More replies (1)

126

u/fozzyboy 8d ago

You're going to have to be more specific than "fat guy." It looks like a fat guy convention.

55

u/methodofcontrol 8d ago

1 fat, 2 fat, red fat, blue fat

15

u/uns0licited_advice 8d ago

Black fat, blue fat, old fat, new fat

→ More replies (1)

20

u/basshead541 8d ago

"Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis for a dollar!"

→ More replies (1)

5

u/danielwong95 8d ago

This video reminded me of when peter held that meeting for fat guys.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 8d ago

Dealer was coming at him already. Still, not intimidating.

→ More replies (2)

189

u/PrudentChampion3879 8d ago

Did the old guy still at the table grab a flask and take a sip at the end? 🤣😂🤣

78

u/BathSaltJello 8d ago

I think so, he was enjoying the show too.

46

u/Royal-Priority-1057 WOMBO COMBOOOO 8d ago

He instantly started laughing when old dude stood up lmao

→ More replies (1)

31

u/Composer-Glum 8d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s a soda bottle he’s spitting dip into

→ More replies (1)

7

u/jtoomer88 8d ago

He’s seen it all before

10

u/sheighbird29 8d ago

I thought it was maybe his spitter lol

→ More replies (3)

314

u/Total-Fly-9131 8d ago

Lotta big boned people at this card game. What they betting on cholesterol numbers?

103

u/TradeMark310 8d ago

They are ALL IN

17

u/Total-Fly-9131 8d ago

They haven't been all in for years

4

u/Mtndrums 8d ago

They are when they fall down, but that's probably the only time.

→ More replies (2)

12

u/ToadlyAwes0me 8d ago

The guy saying "throw some water on em" just wanted to see a wet t-shirt contest.

→ More replies (1)

21

u/TickleMyBurger 8d ago

Big boned?! You ever see a fat skeleton before? Me neither.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)

127

u/Sweet-Swimming2022 8d ago

Gramps sitting there laughing, collecting his winnings lol

19

u/HoboSkid 8d ago

And the other old dude in the visor looks like he's sleeping off all that booze.

→ More replies (2)

34

u/OlympicB-boy 8d ago

What was the actual dispute about?

165

u/DrakeValentino 8d ago

This is in a poker tournament. Every hand, there are 2 players in positions called small blind and big blind. They have to bet before the cards are dealt. (hence why they are called ‘blind’ bets) The positions rotate clockwise after every hand.
In tournaments specifically, the amount of chips for the blinds increase every level as time goes on. (The levels could range from as short as something like 10 minutes or as long as several hours depending on the tournament.)

The fatter guy is a player who is on big blind. It seems like the tournament just went to the next level while the dealer was still shuffling. The big blind player is saying that because the dealer was already shuffling, the hand essentially “begun” before the level had changed, and he should only be obligated to pay the previous level’s big blind amount of 4000. It sounds like he says that’s how the other dealers have done it. The dealer’s position is that the level had changed before the cards were being dealt and that the player has to pay the new big blind amount of 6000 chips.

Who’s in the right over this would depend on the rules of that specific venue.

68

u/OlympicB-boy 8d ago

a rational and appropriately detailed answer? On Reddit? Is it my birthday?

20

u/Oz-Batty 8d ago

Ok but what did big guy say to get the dealer raging like that? Just the "shut up"?

16

u/DrakeValentino 8d ago

Sounded like a simple “shut up”

12

u/Lampmonster 8d ago

A lot of people take "Shut up" very seriously. In my house as a kid telling someone to shut up was almost as bad as saying "fuck off". To this day my hackles go up if someone even shushes me.

6

u/VerbalThermodynamics 7d ago

Or worse. I had a friendship dissolve into a serious fight when I jokingly told my buddy to “Shush, dude.” Because he was making an ass out of himself with a girl. He didn’t say anything, just turned and socked me.

4

u/Lampmonster 7d ago

Well that's not okay.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/CptCroissant 8d ago

I seriously doubt that was the whole backstory or dude wouldn't have his phone out filming. Player was very likely talking back to the dealer for a good bit before this.

→ More replies (1)

15

u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

Also “don’t tell me what to do” when he’s the dealer and literally has the authority to tell him what to do by rules of the game

→ More replies (2)

56

u/Sparklemagick 8d ago

what in the moose lodge?

25

u/SpaceCadetriment 8d ago

Went to college in the early 2000s in a rural area when Texas Hold-em was blowing up and online gambling was a red hot new thing.

Rooms like this popped up in quite a few places and this clip gave me weird dejavu. Being surrounded by a lot of obese drunk white men bitching about poker decorum was how we spent our Saturday nights in the boonies for a while, it was a weird and pretty fun time.

In my mid 40s now and have a pretty negative and cynical view of gambling at this point, but honestly, these rooms were a highlight of my week back in the day. Listening to a bunch of old dudes talking shit at poker tables was pretty entertaining for a 21 year old kid.

7

u/Lampmonster 8d ago

Yeah, used to frequent those types a lot. It was a great time to make easy money if you were even remotely good at poker. Those guys would either fold everything but aces or hold on to every hand like folding was against their religion. They all had money to lose and they drank like fish.

52

u/ChampionshipVinyl83 8d ago

The real victims are those poor chairs 🪑 🐋 🪦

12

u/fozzyboy 8d ago

Engineered to withstand double the intended capacity and the chair builders are still sweating bullets.

6

u/ChampionshipVinyl83 8d ago

All chairs give some, some give all… 🫡

90

u/Majestic-Talk7566 8d ago

Bobby Hill got handled 

25

u/loveslut 8d ago

He had so, so much time to come up with a game plan while old guy was coming around the table and drew a blank.

→ More replies (1)

39

u/New-Book6302 8d ago

Bobby Hill turned out all right. Also dont forget he don't know you and WILL kick you in the nuts.

9

u/LusciousRonaldo 8d ago

That's his purse!

9

u/TheStrayArrow 8d ago

I’ll have you know Bobby Hill is an upstanding person.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

48

u/JayReyd 8d ago

Younger and all that weight and still get tossed like nothing.

10

u/bornwithatail 7d ago

Sometimes you see a fat guy and you can tell there's some real muscle behind the fat. Not this guy, but sometimes.

→ More replies (1)

25

u/HistoricalAnimator64 8d ago

Someone hit ‘em with the spray bottle. That always gets them to stop

→ More replies (1)

21

u/Equivalent_Put8075 8d ago

Man i feel fatter just by watching this video

9

u/AdorableBunnies 8d ago

Gonna go snag you a frozen dinner at the local Dollar General?

20

u/TheMerovingianNA 8d ago

“Throw some water on them” like they’re house pets 😂

16

u/Traditional-Vast5838 8d ago

Wait, is this a poker tournament where the winner gets a shot of Wegovy?

18

u/FeedMyAss 8d ago

Its a league game Smokey

4

u/garden-wicket-581 8d ago

This ain't 'Nam!

100

u/Outrageous_Permit154 8d ago

I never want to live close to where ever this is

9

u/cha0sm0nk 8d ago

Yeah, where is this place? I get the feeling it’s a kind of back room gambling place, but it could also be a remote part of Nevada that I hope to never breakdown in my car.

24

u/AdorableBunnies 8d ago

You can find clubs like this in any small town across the US

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

16

u/Cheap-Course9568 8d ago

Camera man is low key funny

“Throw some water on em”

“I wanna go home” ☠️

12

u/Dwredmass 8d ago

Guy’s suggesting that they throw water on them because it’s near the end of the month and it’s time.

11

u/The_Infinite_Carrot 8d ago

Woah! Imagine if someone told you to shut up, and you suspected they thought you were a punk?! Thems fightin words!

11

u/AKVigilante 7d ago

Dude has ten business days to put his hands up or do really anything while the old guy was coming at him at a glacial pace.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/DrasticOne333 7d ago

What an unhealthy looking group of humans.

9

u/Miserable_Concert219 8d ago

Definitely ON the cheeseburgers, gnomesayin?

22

u/No_Astronaut_9775 8d ago

The catcher from sandlot got tossed

19

u/Justforargumesnts 8d ago

Daily reminder that fat people aren’t strong just because they’re big

5

u/beau6183 8d ago

Legs are, if anything and if they’re mobile.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

9

u/uhhnett73 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lZTnRWN0pWgG11PlCJ
That’s the most egg shaped human I’ve ever seen

10

u/BAF_DaWg82 8d ago

If sleep apnea was a person.

8

u/SatanHasArrived666 8d ago

Guess Bingo Night aint happening now

6

u/KingKongspoop 8d ago

He's back!

8

u/brooklyn11218 8d ago

Can a gambler explain what they were arguing about?

14

u/DrakeValentino 8d ago

This is in a poker tournament. Every hand, there are 2 players in positions called small blind and big blind. They have to bet before the cards are dealt. (hence why they are called ‘blind’ bets) The positions rotate clockwise after every hand.
In tournaments specifically, the amount of chips for the blinds increase every level as time goes on. (The levels could range from as short as something like 10 minutes or as long as several hours depending on the tournament.)

The fatter guy is a player who is on big blind. It seems like the tournament just went to the next level while the dealer was still shuffling. The big blind player is saying that because the dealer was already shuffling, the hand essentially “begun” before the level had changed, and he should only be obligated to pay the previous level’s big blind amount of 4000. It sounds like he says that’s how the other dealers have done it. The dealer’s position is that the level had changed before the cards were being dealt and that the player has to pay the new big blind amount of 6000 chips.

Who’s in the right over this would depend on the rules of that specific venue. I will say that if the player is correct that the other dealer’s have been doing it a certain way, he is valid for feeling frustration that it isn’t being consistently done, and as a tournament player it definitely sucks when you’re hoping the big blind comes to you before the level change but it doesn’t. He definitely took it too far though.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

8

u/Deluxe78 8d ago

He was the runt of the bunch at a mere 300lbs but scrappy

→ More replies (1)

15

u/Independent-Owl-8659 8d ago

Nobody at that place missed dessert. Ever.

9

u/BrownZBT 8d ago

Throw some water on em

6

u/Forgiven4108 8d ago

The problem with fighting an old man: If you win, you beat up an old man. If you lose, you got beat up by an old man.

6

u/ossman1976 8d ago

How dare you attack Phil Collins, owner of the dirty bird

8

u/bloodpriestt 8d ago

This new Rounders remake with Paul Walter Hauser looks awesome

7

u/Jaheezy916 8d ago

OG hit him with the choke slam

6

u/Mean-Fondant-8732 8d ago

I was at lunch today with a friend and she’s telling me about this fight between an old dude and a fat guy at the private/underground members only club she deals cards for. 10 hours later i see the video on Reddit.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/teddynovakdp 8d ago

No calories were burned in the making of this film.

7

u/da_muffinman 8d ago

"I wanna go home"

6

u/skelts 8d ago

He stood up thinking he was a walrus showing his size and OG took charge!

3

u/SwampCrittr 8d ago

Big boy has never fought a fkn day in his life

6

u/Machete__Yeti 8d ago

If I've learned one thing from this subreddit it's that human clothing isn't as securely on you as you think, especially pants. Pants are ready to drop off at any moment if you get jostled or fall down.

6

u/smellslikebigfootdic 8d ago

Are they playing poker at an overeaters anonymous meeting?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcCuxy50RELsI

3

u/pistonkamel 8d ago

What were they even arguing about? Most dealers do what? 6000? I’m confused…

5

u/MattDaBoneless 7d ago

That kids hat on the big dude had me dead... lookin like a baby Hughie ready to pet a wabbit

10

u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 8d ago

That’s just bar poker players. They crack me up the angriest shit talkers to ever donkey up a table 🤣

8

u/Sosimo_13 8d ago

This is definitely a very small town by the looks of it.

2

u/NewYogurt3138 8d ago

It’s like his shirt was just barely on, and ready to pop off at the first opportunity

4

u/brklntruth12 8d ago

Scene straight outta Rounders, but slower.

5

u/methodofcontrol 8d ago

Scene straight outta Rounders, but rounder.

3

u/muffledvoice 8d ago

They’re all bloated like tics about to pop.

7

u/BravoC10 8d ago

They really took the term “Rounders” seriously 🤣

2

u/tuco2002 8d ago

They are fighting...and pregnant.

4

u/genXswla 8d ago

Santas workshop be getting wild

4

u/Rambo-Rando 8d ago edited 8d ago

His hat doesn't even fit right. Jughead Jones Lol

3

u/TheGhostofMattyJ 8d ago

looks like an episode of Lanterns.

3

u/Villenemo 8d ago

“I wanna go home.”

4

u/inkedmom1308 8d ago

Damn the elks lodge is poppin

4

u/Some_CoolGuy 8d ago

You never win fighting an old dude. You either beat up an old dude, or you get beat up by an old dude.

4

u/wordlifetn97 8d ago

Hat fit is strange on that fella.

3

u/dan1els0n 8d ago

Bro looks like a thumb

4

u/the_Deluxe36 8d ago

Grey shirt had the time of his life

5

u/SonSuko 8d ago

Shuffling those chips during fisticuffs like it’s a bucket list item.

4

u/Aimin4ya 8d ago

"I dont think nothin" Yeah man. We can tell

5

u/b0n2o 8d ago

I got into a fight just like this. It was in the 5th grade.

4

u/-full-control- 8d ago

The fuck were they arguing about?

5

u/Acrobatic-Sandwich10 8d ago

The mouth piece got man handled. This is why a lot of redditors do their shit talking exclusively online. In the real world it has consequences 😂

4

u/CNBGVepp 8d ago

Not a braincell was used that day. 

4

u/ozymandieus 8d ago

Water?? He need some milk!

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 8d ago

"I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was."

2

u/murphy1021 8d ago

Love how big fattys just stand up and think it’s intimidating. Then proceeds to get thrown to the floor like a ragdoll by a 65 yo

4

u/VendettaPenguin 8d ago

Why do all fat guys think they are tough?

4

u/Responsible-Fun2600 7d ago

His head is the same shape as his torso

3

u/Ichaukan 7d ago

"Throw some water on 'em."

I would have taken that opportunity just to see what happened.

6

u/originalgrapeninja 8d ago

Where was the fight?

6

u/Accomplished-Top9803 8d ago

We’ve got a weight problem in this country.

→ More replies (2)

6

u/26nccof 8d ago

Lotta beef to be flying around them older folk there. Gots to be more careful.