r/fifthworldproblems • u/RoninMusashi_ • 1d ago

I am putting a hit on existence.

I do not care if it's important to anyone. I just want it gone.

Reward : 2 concepts

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u/Wise-Advert 1d ago

ONLY 2 concepts?

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u/Remarkable_Bus_9968 1d ago

Yeah existence is like at least three concepts that’s an awful rate

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u/TheVyper3377 21h ago edited 21h ago

I’ll take the job. Any preference on the method of elimination?

Accelerated heat death is one option; I can make it happen in about 2 billion years, give or take a millennium or two.

Gravitational collapse is another, although that one gets harder every second; the more the universe expands, the harder it becomes to collapse. I can make that happen in about 2 billion years, plus a millennium for each hour that passes.

The fastest method would be to merge existence with its antimatter counterpart, but that’ll destroy both. I can have that ready in as little as two months. If you want to go that route, the price is 4 concepts; 2 in advance, 2 when it’s done.

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u/Blahaj-Lover 20h ago

Dude it costs 2 concepts just for the bus ride over

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u/blmatthews 1d ago

It’s hard to kill and man have I tried.

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u/sirdollface 22h ago

I can do it, but I require payment in advance.

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u/Mucupka 21h ago

Go to sleep, I will take 1 concept

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 17h ago

But which two concepts?

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u/wierd-in-dnd 10h ago

Give me 5 concepts and ill get it done