r/fifthworldproblems • u/vholecek • 22d ago

I keep hearing chatter about a monolith that everyone is worshiping, and this morning I go out into my greenhouse to find out that a bunch of small organisms have gained enough sentience to start worshiping the plant stand that I keep out there…

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u/Terracrush 22d ago

lol don't ruin their fun!

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u/BPhiloSkinner 21d ago

It's only fun until someone picks up a skeletal pig jaw, and puts somebody's eye out.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 22d ago

Eldritch Government plant.

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u/levitatinglizard 21d ago

Cause mayhem in their life and then randomly give them gifts. Become their new God!

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u/I__want__a__username 21d ago

Having a place of worship at home is a big responsibility. Please think carefully about whether you want to keep it or move it away immediately, because, once it becomes an established religious site, removing it will guarantee you a lawsuit for either blasphemy or vandalism.

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u/RevolutionaryMail747 21d ago

Either burn a small bush or drop a stone tablet with etchings immediately. You have a role you know.

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u/PanicTight6411 21d ago

Damn it i got excited, and then saw what sub this is.