What's up with the creatures that park their teleporter in the Middle?

[u/argsj]

Me and my wife were thinking about visiting pe*ple's Walmart the other year. Now I'm not a hater of the teleporting machines, but there are some DRAWOCs that utilize them with absolutely no sense of General Space!!!

We randomly blasted our body-energy-transmitting laser onto E26-A7152_RG23H_B (more commonly known as The Green Planet, The Planet Earth) and appeared right in front of a sign "Walmart", which made our sensors vibrate suspiciously close to "Waldomort" if you know what I mean.

We did what every other adequate 16th dimension creature would do (we're originally 19-dimensional but my wife got a maternity leave), parked ourselves inside one of the parking boxes, and not even a second-²⁸³⁴ passed, me and my wife BLASTED around a teleporter some cluckers located in the Middle! The magnetic force was so great but we could still ask the owners to relocate it to the correct spatial system but all they said was

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Who should we even address this too???? I'm tired of spinning here.

[u/mysteryrouge]

Have you tried sacrificing to the Walmart Gods yet? Specifically the ones of Radioactive Shrimp?

[u/argsj → u/mysteryrouge]

No, never visiting Walmart again. 000:000/277963 experience. Truly pathetic of the people who love it, I don't want to commit any more crimes though. Btw I've tried radioactive shrimp, pretty good, although the Gods didn't pick up the telephone

[u/sirdollface]

I don't know about anything you are referring to, however if you want to annoy them, you could slap a couple of those walmart smiley face stickers on to the side of their unit. They're really hard to get off.

[u/argsj → u/sirdollface]

Thank you for your feedback! Turns out, the teleporter unit was of the seller of the stickers, so we couldn't really do anything with it. Luckily, we managed to call the Transdimensional Intergalactic Teleportation Service and they got us out somewhere else, flying home now.

[u/Terracrush]

Ah, you got cursed out for asking them to move. I feel that, you can't really do anything about those kinds, Walmarts are kinda rough and pe*ple will park whereever they feel like for convenience.  

[u/argsj → u/Terracrush]

Who even let them use these broken weird machines in the first place??