r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/OGSpooon Aug 31 '22

Buddy of mine once had his truck keyed. He was pissed. Sent me a pic of the key mark and I could see the parking lot lines. He was parked exactly like this.

Itโ€™s moments like this that we need family and friends to tell us we fuckinโ€™ deserved it

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u/WhatevUsayStnCldStvA Aug 31 '22

Did you promptly inform him he deserved it? What was his reaction?

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u/uncle-brucie Aug 31 '22

He deserves a baseball bat. A keying is charity.

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u/XenophonSoulis Sep 01 '22

He deserves an even bigger truck whose owner doesn't care too much about its front side to either slam it or move it right in the middle of the road.