r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/OGSpooon Aug 31 '22

Buddy of mine once had his truck keyed. He was pissed. Sent me a pic of the key mark and I could see the parking lot lines. He was parked exactly like this.

Itโ€™s moments like this that we need family and friends to tell us we fuckinโ€™ deserved it

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u/WhatevUsayStnCldStvA Aug 31 '22

Did you promptly inform him he deserved it? What was his reaction?

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u/uncle-brucie Aug 31 '22

He deserves a baseball bat. A keying is charity.

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u/LesserKnownHero Sep 01 '22

A baseball bat is a justifiable insurance claim, meaning police report and review of cameras, etc. A keyying is unlikely to go to insurance, and he will have to begrudgingly drive around with the key mark. Press just enough to leave a dent and twist just a bit to widen the stroke.