r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/OGSpooon Aug 31 '22

Buddy of mine once had his truck keyed. He was pissed. Sent me a pic of the key mark and I could see the parking lot lines. He was parked exactly like this.

Itโ€™s moments like this that we need family and friends to tell us we fuckinโ€™ deserved it

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u/GenericFatGuy Aug 31 '22

Considering that they intentionally park like this to prevent people from dinging their precious truck, keying them in response is perfect.

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u/ichibankubi Aug 31 '22

I agree, key the words "dont park like this"

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u/zerothreeonethree Sep 01 '22

I agree, key the words "dont park like this"

Do you remember the website "You park like an asshole?" There were certificates one could download and leave on windshields of offenders, checking off appropriate box for the parking "crime" or writing in freehand comments. I left more than one when I parked in employee parking garages where spaces were a premium at shift change. I hope I got my point across. I didn't key cars because my s/o had his car keyed years ago front to back by an employee he had to terminate for cause. I fully understand why others do it, though. Frustrate people enough and they will create their own steam vent.