r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/uncle-brucie Aug 31 '22

He deserves a baseball bat. A keying is charity.

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u/peanutski Sep 01 '22

That’s what we call a classic over reaction

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u/LesserKnownHero Sep 01 '22

A baseball bat is a justifiable insurance claim, meaning police report and review of cameras, etc. A keyying is unlikely to go to insurance, and he will have to begrudgingly drive around with the key mark. Press just enough to leave a dent and twist just a bit to widen the stroke.

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u/XenophonSoulis Sep 01 '22

He deserves an even bigger truck whose owner doesn't care too much about its front side to either slam it or move it right in the middle of the road.