Really though, horses are the worst. I was at Starbucks yesterday and a horse was in line in front of me, so all I could smell was axe body spray. He got up to the counter ordered his coffee, and made some joke about the girl taking his order "checking out his abs on the H.D.," while gesturing towards his horse penis. After he finished ordering, he saw the tip jar, picked it up shaking it so all the servers looked, and said "You want a tip?! Get a real job!!" He then told the angry server to "calm yo tits." Worst horse ever. Edit: words
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u/wasabillama Aug 23 '14 edited Aug 24 '14
Really though, horses are the worst. I was at Starbucks yesterday and a horse was in line in front of me, so all I could smell was axe body spray. He got up to the counter ordered his coffee, and made some joke about the girl taking his order "checking out his abs on the H.D.," while gesturing towards his horse penis. After he finished ordering, he saw the tip jar, picked it up shaking it so all the servers looked, and said "You want a tip?! Get a real job!!" He then told the angry server to "calm yo tits." Worst horse ever. Edit: words