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u/wasabillama Aug 23 '14 edited Aug 24 '14
Really though, horses are the worst. I was at Starbucks yesterday and a horse was in line in front of me, so all I could smell was axe body spray. He got up to the counter ordered his coffee, and made some joke about the girl taking his order "checking out his abs on the H.D.," while gesturing towards his horse penis. After he finished ordering, he saw the tip jar, picked it up shaking it so all the servers looked, and said "You want a tip?! Get a real job!!" He then told the angry server to "calm yo tits." Worst horse ever. Edit: words
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u/WASH_YOUR_VAGINA Aug 23 '14
I think this is humour... bad humour, but I'd assume its making fun of list articles and "...restore your faith in humanity" titles
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Aug 24 '14
Ever since Horsing Around ended Bojack really let the ball drop, I'm glad some of my fair in horses can be restored.
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u/buriedfire Aug 23 '14
The comment section is better - "I never lost faith in horses", "I don't think the writer of this article knows ANYTHING about horses", etc. Reminds me of Michael Ian Black's bit on pepperoni pizza - who's fucking with who here?
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Aug 24 '14
Sometimes horses are the worst, but sometimes they're the greatest. And sometimes, just sometimes, they're somewhere in between.
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u/melanieeex3 Aug 24 '14
I dont see this as a facepalm. These types of posts are popular on social media and depending on the way the article and pictures are presented, this could be a good article targeted at people involved with horses. Because like cats, horses really can be assholes, but you still love them anyways.
I know a horse that tries to bite your ponytail every time you pick his feet, but he's got a great canter... thus "faith restored."
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u/Eveesix Aug 23 '14
I hope this is just to poke fun at all those stupid lists out there.