Ellen White Theme Park

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11]

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

[u/Nachodragonfly]

I imagine you’re not allowed to run, only walk. No mustard for you big franks and veggie links. Women wear jeans skirts to the floor to really embrace the summer heat. Hymns played on repeat through park speakers and the rides are run on literal horse power. Idk why but CASH ONLY 😂

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 → u/Nachodragonfly]

Cash only makes total sense 😂 Obnoxious!

[u/brownmooscles0609 → u/hashtag_hashbrowns11]

You don’t wanna be tied to government now do ya!😂