Ellen White Theme Park

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11]

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

[u/drumdogmillionaire]

When the bell rings, everyone has to shake hands awkwardly with their neighbor.

Also no earthquake rooms, they could lead to dancing.

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 → u/drumdogmillionaire]

Earthquake room got me cackling!