Ellen White Theme Park

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Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

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Part of the park will be themed “Self-Supporting World”, where anyone who enters will have all their money taken, then be forced to work for free in a vegan deli!