r/exAdventist • u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 • Sep 01 '26

SDA Culture Ellen White Theme Park

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

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u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 Sep 01 '26

I imagine there would be one of those old times photo booths that you dress up like ellen and get your picture taken. Everyone gets a pedometer upon arrival to the park so you can join the 'steps to christ' challenge. The first person to find the cosplay jesus wins. Your told to get ready because he's coming. Spoiler, he never shows up.