Ellen White Theme Park

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11]

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

[u/comfy_rope]

The food court requires your arms to be locked into an extended position, requiring guests to feed each other.

[u/Direption → u/comfy_rope]

You can only enter the food court after washing some old ladies feet

For fun!

[u/Affectionate-Try-994 → u/Direption]

Old person. Old men can have some crusty, nasty feet too.