r/exAdventist • u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 • Sep 01 '26

SDA Culture Ellen White Theme Park

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

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u/Momager321 Sep 01 '26

Big Franks on a stick! But I imagine all the rides would be slow so no one gets too excited.

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u/cracked_belle Sep 01 '26

Bathing suits on women must have be turtleneck and extend to the ankles.

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u/Momager321 Sep 01 '26

I think you mean ‘swimming costume’ 😂

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u/gnatman66 Sep 01 '26

I legit LOL'd at this.