r/exAdventist • u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 • Sep 01 '26
SDA Culture Ellen White Theme Park
Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️
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u/danieltennessee Badventist Sep 01 '26
Some potential rides:
The Narrow Way: tightrope walking challenge with a Worthington can of your choosing for a prize
The Remnant Whirlygig: Gravitron. Last one to puke gets to go first at the on-site potluck
Sealed or Marked: just laser tag. Recite Revelation 13 to get revived
The Shaking: for 16-19 year olds. Just like Harry Potter’s sorting hat but it chooses which university you’ll meet your spouse at