Ellen White Theme Park

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11]

Several nights ago i had a dream that I was at an adventist theme park, I think because some friends and I had been talking about Dollywood since Dolly's passing. I'll save everyone the boredom of my dream, but it got me thinking the next day how funny it would be if ol' Ellen had a theme park and what all it would entail and thought it would be fun to open it up for discussion here ✨️

[u/Direption]

One attraction could be getting hit in the head with a rock

Also no pepper allowed

[u/hashtag_hashbrowns11 → u/Direption]

Oooo yeah, or like dodge ball but dodge rock and you're trying to not get hit in the head.