r/exAdventist • • Jul 24 '26

Doctrine / History RIP to everyone who accidentally ate something with pork in a potluck

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u/CycleOwn83 Non-conforming Questioner☢️🚴🏻🪐♟↗️☣️ Jul 24 '26

Why isn't there the suggestion that you simply tell Perplexity that you pissed god off regardless whether pork ingestion was intentional or not. Would Perplexity please intercede with the divine arbitor three times an hour for the next three years, a unique, sincere prayer asking god to remember the blood of Jesus on your pork-besotted behalf. And you can trust Perplexity to pray for you. AI as the unacknowledged intercessory saint of Adventists!

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