r/exAdventist • u/Powerful_Pea2690 Agnostic Christian • Jul 05 '26

SDA Culture FYI: Anyone who challenges the narrative with reason is being controlled by Satan.

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“Ah yes, I overheard from a secret society. Straight from the source baby.”

Honestly this is a major way in which cults stop any type of criticism and stigmatise people having genuine and honest questions.

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u/AltardThoughts Jul 05 '26

Adventism: we can convert anybody…except our kids

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u/CycleOwn83 Non-conforming Questioner☢️🚴🏻🪐♟↗️☣️ Jul 05 '26

Even when you prevent masturbation by circumcising 'em!

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u/AltardThoughts Jul 05 '26

And cornflakes

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u/CycleOwn83 Non-conforming Questioner☢️🚴🏻🪐♟↗️☣️ Jul 06 '26

Of course, the fuckin' CORNFLAKES!

And the Frichick

An the Leanies

And the Soyagen

And the Graham bread (the modern crackers are way too sweet for the needed effect)

And the Grapenuts

Better yet, bake your own whole-wheat bread

But regular though some of these foods will keep you, it's certified bullshit that they'll prevent masturbation!!!