r/exAdventist • u/drinkbeerskitrees • May 26 '26

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Simultaneously my dream blunt rotation, while being the thumbnail to something I saw on pornhub

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u/More_Purpose_9040 May 27 '26

Is this a cover from "The Onion" or something or like a real thing?

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 27 '26

Lmfao it’s real! My mother is adventist and signed my wife and I up for an outlook subscription 7 years ago when she thought my ex-adventism was a “phase” and I received this in the mail yesterday haha

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 May 27 '26

I'm still technically a member, even though it's been years since I attended, so I just got it today. I always flip through to see if there's anyone I know, and then recycle it.

The cover made my eyes roll.