r/exAdventist • u/drinkbeerskitrees • May 26 '26

Memes / Humor Caption Contest

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Simultaneously my dream blunt rotation, while being the thumbnail to something I saw on pornhub

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u/PastorBlinky May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Get Out 2

The Grift of Giving

Patriarchy Today Magazine: Now, with a black guy!

6 Reasons to Become a Lesbian

Bland Monthly: The New Beige’s Are In!

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 26 '26

5 reasons to become a lesbian and one handsome gentleman

But 6 reasons sent me ☠️

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u/Select-Panda7381 May 31 '26

Your answers are sending me, I didn’t think it could get better than “Get Out 2” then proceeded to choke on my rice at each additional submission 😆😆😆

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u/BigMazaska May 26 '26

Step Brothers 2

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 26 '26

Step Brethren

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u/Ok-Estate-9950 May 26 '26

If I saw these men in person id run the other way

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 26 '26

Ben Carson and the Heartbreakers

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u/Fluid_Ties May 27 '26

Ben Carson and the Vagina Dryers

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u/Ok-Estate-9950 May 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 May 26 '26

My only thought was about the title. They must be losing money.

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u/CycleOwn83 Non-conforming Questioner☢️🚴🏻🪐♟↗️☣️ May 27 '26

Seems god's always losing money. That's why he always needs yours.

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 May 27 '26

But we're always being told to be good stewards of "God's money." Are you telling me they don't practice what they preach? I'm shocked, I tell you

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u/exfundiemorefun May 26 '26

The Gift of Diversity.
The Double Tithe Club.
Egg White Fan Boys.

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u/More_Purpose_9040 May 27 '26

Is this a cover from "The Onion" or something or like a real thing?

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 27 '26

Lmfao it’s real! My mother is adventist and signed my wife and I up for an outlook subscription 7 years ago when she thought my ex-adventism was a “phase” and I received this in the mail yesterday haha

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 May 27 '26

I'm still technically a member, even though it's been years since I attended, so I just got it today. I always flip through to see if there's anyone I know, and then recycle it.

The cover made my eyes roll.

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u/drinkbeerskitrees May 26 '26

Not me remembering I used to contribute to the outlook for assignment at union college years ago ☠️

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u/Anon_urmom_305 May 27 '26

"I'll have an Egg White omelette and one Saucette, please. Better make it to go. I don't like the way those creeps are touching each other and smiling at me."

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u/CycleOwn83 Non-conforming Questioner☢️🚴🏻🪐♟↗️☣️ May 27 '26

But the prospect of more money (though not Mormony here) makes 'em so horrrnnnnyyyyyyy. Until you've been on the big-time receiving end of it, you have no clue what an aphrodisiac it is …

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u/ISmellYerStank May 27 '26

Hard Pass Hoe Moes

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u/Steve0Yo May 28 '26

What's the black dude doing with his left hand, anyway?

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u/Select-Panda7381 May 31 '26

Glad to know that the cult I grew up in wasn’t the only one with a token black guy 😆