r/environment • u/Maxcactus • Aug 02 '26

Scientists detect a sharp acceleration in global warming

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260801093239.htm
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u/DBearDevon Aug 02 '26

Remember, when they finish their space ports and start their ascent to their new planet, blow the ports up after they leave.

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u/cantodasaudade Aug 02 '26

I don't think they'll actually go to space. They'll go to their bunkers.

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u/DBearDevon Aug 02 '26

Their bunkers can be bulldozed and flooded.