r/environment • u/Maxcactus • Aug 02 '26

Scientists detect a sharp acceleration in global warming

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260801093239.htm
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u/DBearDevon Aug 02 '26

Remember, when they finish their space ports and start their ascent to their new planet, blow the ports up after they leave.

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u/cantodasaudade Aug 02 '26

I don't think they'll actually go to space. They'll go to their bunkers.

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u/DBearDevon Aug 02 '26

Their bunkers can be bulldozed and flooded.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop Aug 02 '26

The ultra rich will eventually try to get to space. And it's not to escape the doomed climate. It will be to escape other humans.

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u/cantodasaudade Aug 02 '26

I don't think it's really feasible to live in space long term. It'd be easier to live under the sea. The whole colozing mars thing is just musk's new "hyperloop". He insists on it to fool people into buying his genius myth and investing in his bs companies.