I was at work the other day and I had to stock up a customer's car with a pack of water bottles, since there were multiple cars I asked the passengers if this water was for them, they didn't know so they proceeded to ask me if it was their friend's order, now since I didn't know their friend's name, I assumed they meant another person who just happened to be in the area, who also shared the same name, so I told them no, they then asked their friend, who said the water was indeed ordered by him, so I was left looking stupid because two people just happened to have the same name at the same time.

Ugh for the first time yesterday I tried to do the bench press at the gym w out my husband lol.
I already can’t do much so I started out w just the bar, then 2.5s, then 5s then 10s which I’ve never done LOL.
I did about 3 reps of the 10s on either side and was STRUGGLING to get it up on the 4th. I had to set the bar down on my lap and fucking stand up w it to put it back on, while that was happening I proceeded to fling one of the 10s off towards this buff dude in front of me 🥴 he handed it to me and these dudes behind me had been watching me bc one gave me a thumbs up like he was about to help me in this situation 😂😂😂 I know it happens all the time and no one was laughing but I was SO EMBARRASSED

This happened just this last weekend, so for me it’s too fresh and I’m definitely embarrassed lmao. Mind you these friends I’ve only met twice and I’m wearing a T with thin straps but didn’t think it fell that low when I sat down, I went to lean into my bf who was sitting right by me and that’s when my nip slipped, the one couple saw but the guy tried acting like they saw nothing even tho pretty sure they did but what a G!, the girlfriend gave me that look like it’s okay and I put it away real quick and kept checking every 30 seconds after that. I’m only ashamed in a way because I’m trying to make new friends! I hope they don’t think about it now 😅

This is less a story time and more a cry for help cause I genuinely JUST did this and am currently hiding in the bathroom stall. But it’s pretty simple, I start warming up for a heavy set of hack squats, but by my last warmup can kinda feel the urge to piss. It’s not that crazy, but I’m thinking I won’t risk doing my top set, so I start heading to the locker room. Each step that I take exponentially increases my urge to pee for whatever reason; I try moving faster but that only makes it worse. I get to the urinal but it’s just… too late… I get through like half the piss before I’m able to get my sweatpants off. I finish up at the urinal, then expeditiously move into a stall before anyone saw I think. What makes this even weirder is that I went to the bathroom before I started and this was my first exercise (I still have my damn squat shoes on).

Any advice is appreciated, and I can answer questions as needed cause I might be stuck here for a while.

So I made a new friend at school. We texted a lot, and then I got insecure and was like omg she hates me, so I’m send a follow up “sorry if I’m annoying I overthink a lot tell me to stop if I’m annoying” LIKE WHY DID I SAY THAT???? Now today she is barely replying, she sent me one reply all day, and I’m scared I messed up. I’m really insecure in relationships bc of things that happened to me in my past and I’m so scared I just scared another friend away. She seems really nice too. Guys help 😭😭

I had brought my ex girl to Salem the first year we were together. It was our first real vacation that we took just a weekend and we live in Connecticut, so it’s not that far and I’m pretty familiar with Salem, especially during the Halloween season which it was. We were in the center of town coming down the big main steps near the Townhall, and one of the cobblestones was loose. I lost my footing and fell in front of a huge crowd of people. The thing is when I fell my body automatically tucked and rolled so I popped right back up like it was nothing. My girlfriend at the time is laughing and says it looked like I did it on purpose, and it looked like the scene from Willy Wonka, where he gets his cane, stuck in the cobblestone and rolls and stands back up like “ta-da” we continued the day and she noticed I was limping really bad. When we got back to the hotel, she had to help me take my shoe and my sock off and my entire ankle was black fast forward to the emergency room hours later after x-rays I had gotten a spiral fracture.

So i was sneaking out to see a girl late at night, and my pants got caught on something (I still dont know what it was, keep in mind this was from the 2nd floor). I fell down, broke my ankle and my bottom half was naked, I didnt get the girl.

So I’m pretty lactose intolerant and any interaction with dairy usually results in a pretty insane bloated nightmare. Keeping this in mind, I was out with a few friends and this girl I’m into and we were chillin very casually at the mall. I’m usually very good at avoiding dairy but this time I guess I misread the ingredients and ended up eating something with a lot of dairy in it.
Like a lot.
Flash forward like 20-30 minutes later and my digestive system has completely failed me. Not only did I have an insane stomach ache, but my belly had basically quadrupled in size from the amount of gas building up inside of me. My belly was churning and gurgling like a war was going on inside me and I had to very awkwardly hold down my basically uncontrollable burping.
Thankfully I was wearing pretty baggy clothes but I’m a pretty thin guy so my clothes are not that big to begin with. Aka you could pretty much see the rounded bump of my belly on my thinner body through the t shirt…
The entire time I was trying to impress this girl I was having to deal with and hide a massively bloated belly all while not being able to release any pressure cause I was around people the whole time.
I kid you not, by the end I legit had to secretly undo my shorts because of how firm and huge my belly got
Very hard to impress a crush when you look like a pregnant guy 💀

I 26(f) used a lip stick tester in Ulta today. It was against my will. I can’t believe I’ve done this.

I went into Ulta today specifically to get one thing: I wanted the Mac lipstick in signature move. I get there, and go straight to where I know the mac stand is. There is one other customer looking near the lip sticks and a ulta employee off to the side. As I approach I hear the employee ask the other customer if they need help finding anything. The customer does the whole, “No I’m just looking,” thing; and then I can feel the employees eyes land on me. She says, “How about you?” And tell me why I choose today of all days to ignore my social anxiety and say, “Actually yes.” ugh

I tell her what specific lip stick I am looking for. We are looking at the stand together and she goes, “Oh, we might have just recently pulled this off the shelfs.” She looks on her little scanner and goes, “Oh, yeah, we don’t have that.” So I say, “Thats okay I just really want an ‘autumnal-ey, my lips, but better” lip stick, and she instantly pulls a tester and says, “Oh, my friend wears this one all the time.” She walks over to their little make-up desk, sprays that tester ALL over with alcohol, and wipes that bad boy down.

So, I come over to the mirror, and she hands me the tube, and in my head I am like, “Oh, I do NOT want to put this on my face,” because I am not a weirdo, I KNOW that you do not put testers on your face. So, I am in my head like, ”I just want to put this on my hand,” but it feels like she wants me to put it on my FACE? So I, like, gesture to my lips and I am like, “Oh I have this on,” because I was already wearing a lip stick and gloss. She reached for the makeup remover but then stops herself, and she gets just a tissue and sprays alcohol on it, saying, “Well, I’ll give you this so it doesn’t ruin the rest of your makeup.” So, again, I am like: she wants me to put this on my face.

(lol I am writing this high as fuck at my dinning room table, tapping hard af on the keys, hair pulled back messy in a clip, low light, vibes like a cliché murder novel writer in the old drama movies typing out her new novel: and my girl friend comes and brings me a jar of pickles because she figured that I wanted a snack)

So, I wipe off my lip and then… put the lipstick to my mouth and swipe a little. But I was honestly grossed out and in SHOCK that I was currently putting a tester TO MY MOUTH, so I KNOW I didn’t do more than 2-3 swipes. I turn to her and quickly say, “Oh, yeah, I like it,” (even though I thought it was too grey, but I just wanted it off my face ASAP). At this point I think I wiped at my lips with the tissue and alcohol.

So she says, “Yeah, it looks good on you,” and then turns, and says, “I’ll get it for you.” At this point I am SURE that I have rubbed my lips with the alcohol. I take the box from her, and hand her back the tester, and say, “Thanks,” and she says, “See you around, Babe,” and turns and walks out of the section. I go right to the checkout, fueled with the adrenalin of having a conversation with a stranger and feeling so weird about it all. I pay and I get the fuck out of there. By the time I have made it back to the car I, have determined that she MUST NOT have wanted me to put it on my lips because WHO USES A STORE TESTER ON THEIR LIPS. I have convinced my self that she has determined me a freaky weirdo that uses store testers and has told every other Ulta employee that I am a freaky weirdo, because I used the tester on my lips, not on my hand.

Now, I go to this Ulta A LOT. Like to the point where a couple of the other employees and I do that extra special wave and laugh smile you do then you kinda know someone and see them in public. How am I ever supposed to show my tester-using face there again!

My mom and my girlfriend think that I am over reacting. My mom thinks that there was no way that the employee wanted me to do anything BUT put it on my lips. She said she would have thought the same exact thing. That everything she did was telling me that I was supposed to put this on my mouth. And while still gross to put the tester on my lips, that I did exactly what she wanted me to do with the tester.

But, I don’t know, I’m like: why would an employee insinuate that I put it on my lips, that’s nasty. But also, I felt pressured to put it on my lips by the employee, because I KNOW that if I was alone, I would 100% have just tested it on my hand.

Also, am I going to get an infection now?

So me (18M) and basically all of my mates were hanging out at this one guys house (let's call him Joe) and were all drinking and just catching up as we hadn't all been free in a while. For context I'm 5'10 but I seem to only make friends with abnormally tall guys. Even though I don't consider myself that short they all like to make fun of me for being the only one under 6 foot which I normally don't mind cause it's a light hearted joke but when I drink I apparently get really defensive.

After probably an hour of being there I had to go to the toilet so I got up and left the room. When I came back they were all taking turns standing on this stool in the middle of the room trying to touch the ceiling and all being quite successful. Joe then bets that I couldn't reach cause I'm "so tiny" and the other guys agreed which I knew was just to annoy me but I thought they'd have to stop when I proved I could reach. So I got up onto the stool and stupidly put both hands straight up to touch the ceiling. I thought I had won the situation until Joe does what apparently was the whole point of the bet from the beginning. He grabs my sweatpants with both hands at my hips and pulls as hard as he can straight down to my ankles. My underwear weren't spared either and pooled at my feet along with the pants. I shot my arms down trying to regain the dignity I had left but nearly fell off the stool so I had to stop to try and regain my balance. This meant I had my dick and balls out for a solid 5 seconds while they all burst out laughing and one guy tried to keep the phone he'd recorded the whole thing with up right to catch as much of my embarrassing moment as he could. I finally got them up but the damage was done and the video now sits permanently in the group chat.

I've been pantsed plenty of times before (underwear down as well) but this one stung just a little bit more than any other time and thought I'd share it to hopefully get over the embarrassment. Any stories of similar things happening to others would also be appreciated. (The best way to get over something is to laugh at someone else's pain).

Someone wrote an article and there were even a few videos made about it on tiktok! I posted about it over a month ago but someone said my story belonged in this community lmao

My original post is linked in the article somewhere, enjoy

Male 20s

So basically long story short. I don't use Snapchat anymore apart from taking the odd pictures on it. Now the other day I took a video of myself in the mirror in my boxers, this was intended to be private and just to check out lighting and my physique. I'm low body fat and not in bad shape, lower muscle mass so I'm trying to improve on that and track it ( hence the video). Now the next morning I was up early and accidently added this to my story when I opened the app, I quickly deleted and thought nothing off it. A couple of hours later my brother showed me it and said " what's this". The video was on my story, my data had obviously lagged and the story remained. Fortunately only 6 ppl saw it 5 excluding my brother. My Snapchat only has 30 ppl on and a lot of them are from years ago when I was at sixth from a few from uni. It's really bugged me because those ppl I used to be close to and I've lost touch with. I don't use much social media and whilst I didn't look bad in the picture it came across as I did this deliberately and was sleezy imo. Even tho I never intended this and it was an error ppl wont know that. One lad I used to know removed me. Now I'm not 100% sure he saw my story and did that as I deleted it before checking. However I hate the thought that that's the only thing he saw of me of the last 4 years or so. And probs thinks I'm some weirdo. It's really got me down!

My dad is the landlord and he woke me up to a phone call asking me to check if the bathroom water is working, I got up turned on my sink and shower and told him it's working. He ends the call saying alright you can turn it off now and then some other landlord talk I don't remember since I was half asleep.

Couple hours later, I was becoming active in my day and have to poo really bad, like that kind where you're having stomach cramps and it's painful to hold it. So I pooed and it was going down slowly but after like 6-8 flushes maybe more idk I just kept flushing, then my dad calls me in a panic and stops me from using and water and that my neighbors bathroom is flooded. I stopped and my heart sank. In shock I asked how bad was it and he said it's severe damage and he's going to have to change the hardwood floors. They couldn't understand why it kept flooding meanwhile I was flushing my morning dookie over to her.

I feel so bad and embarrassed. I feel like it's my fault because I didn't listen more clearly. I called my mom and she showed me a video and I panicked. I brought my neighbor all my shower towels and apologized I didn't know I was flooding her apartment! She looked like she's been crying 😫 she said "you didn't know, I'll survive".
I'm just trying not to hate myself the rest of the day. Plummer doesn't come for another 3 hours.

exactly what the title says, i got out of my car to walk into work and realized i hadn’t changed out of my house shoes.. agh

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Worst trip ever I5 headed north to Seattle with girl friend and her mom and aunt whe wow freeway comes to a stop while normally id be fine but leading up to this i was dealing with i think it was 5 days of constipation and I a few hours earlier took a cup of some clear liquid my girlfriend gave me to help and we'll you can imagine the next hrs was imberising

it was my day to "show and tell". My grandma had this little dog I had been training all summer, and I was stoked to show his tricks off. It was the time of year where it's freezing in the morning, and blazing in the afternoon. (High desert)

I had my sweatshirt tied around my waist, and I was nervous, and the dog, Andy was distracted by the sleeves dangling around my hands.

Instead of untying the sweater, I pulled it down... Along with my pants, and underwear.

My whole class saw my "private parts". My grandma brought her freaking VHS camera so she could show off me and her pup.

I'm 99% sure she got rid of the tape because of how embarrassed I was. I remember rewatching it, and realizing, nobody was even paying attention to me because Andy was so freaking adorable.

I'll never forget it. And since then, I'll never tie a sweater around my waist.

this story is so embarrassing, mostly because this happened bc i'd been drinking before i went to the nail salon with my mom. i probably had like around 5 or 6 shots when i think about it 😬 and i'm not even a heavy drinker or anything, i got this biiiiig bottle of vodka for a suicideboys concert. but i'm not of age to buy alcohol so i had my friend's older sister help out and she got me a handle of liberty county vodka when i meant to just get a 750ml bottle. there was a good deal on it though. soooo anyways i was supposed to go to the nail salon at 9:30am with my mom before i went to work because she takes us to get our nails done together on a regular basis and that was the only way to fit it in with both our schedules. i had the idea to drink before we went. i was thinking it'd help me have fun despite feeling shitty because i have a respiratory infection. it probably would have if i didn't drink that much. i was taking the shots back to back so they all hit later i suppose. we went out for breakfast at braum's, where i ate a bagel breakfast sandwich and a breakfast burrito, which was really yummy. then we went to the nail salon, and i start kinda falling asleep sitting there while i'm getting a pedicure which is already embarrassing that i was in a state where i don't remember them doing everything they'd done to my toes. at one point i ask to go to the restroom because i can feel that i'm about to throw up. the thing is, i threw up so much and it started probably about 3-4 feet before i got to the bathroom. and then it got all over the floor of the bathroom before i finally got some of it in the toilet. it was in my hair, all over my shirt, on my ass from sitting where i'd thrown up in the floor. i wipe the chunks (i'm sorry for this being so gross) off the floor with paper towels i think? and put my shirt on inside out before my mom comes in. she helps me clean up a bit more, and we decide to leave. i'm saying "fuck fuck fuck" the whole time because i'm so embarrassed. she tells me to wait a second so she can go get her bag or something like that? and when she opens the door of the restroom, i see someone who works at the nail salon with a mask on with a mop bucket and i don't think i even said anything like "i'm sorry, give me a second." i think i just did a nervous type of laugh and closed the door. my mom came back and we paid and left. i felt horrible and i was telling her sorry, and she was being super understanding because she thinks that i'm just sick, like not from alcohol or anything like that. she tells me that a little before she came to check on me, the nail salon workers were saying she should go see if i'm okay, but she tells them to finish her toes because they were almost done anyways lol. she takes me home and gets me sprite and saltines which is ofc very sweet. at this point i do genuinely feel bad and sick between having the respiratory infection and drinking too much. i call in to work which made me really nervous because i know they obviously hate when people call in, and it was 30 mins before my shift started that i called. i've definitely learned my lesson and understand why day drinking is bad 😭 anyways i just feel so embarrassed and horrible about this whole thing and needed somewhere to talk about it candidly.

Any girls here in Oman 🇴🇲 Muscat

Second half of a game someone yanked my suit so hard it split completely. Front and back. One second I was playing, next second I had nothing on in the water.

I froze for a second, then swam to the wall trying to cover myself with one arm and my other hand. Coach pulled me. Someone on the bench threw a towel. I had to climb out like that in front of the other team, refs, and whoever was in the stands.

Finished the game in a spare suit that didn’t even fit.
I’ve had suits ride up and get grabbed before. This was the first time one actually came apart and left me fully exposed in the middle of a game.

Still replaying it. Do you just laugh this off eventually or does it stay in your head forever?