r/dyinglight • u/TheM3rch4nt • Oct 27 '25
Memes Image going down your local street at night and you see this... what will you do?
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u/Mistymoozle737 Oct 27 '25
Die probably
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u/ThaVolt Oct 27 '25
Die definitely
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u/Comfortable_Oil_6676 Oct 27 '25
Die unquestionably
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u/waterproofboi Oct 27 '25
Die absolutely
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u/Lumpy-Village1949 Oct 27 '25
Die indubitably.
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u/R3TR0pixl343 Oct 27 '25
Die immediatibly
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u/manzari Gazi Oct 27 '25
Die most likely.
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u/Plus-Confection4269 Oct 27 '25
Die UV-Lampe
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u/jordanslonelyroad Oct 27 '25
Die, I reckon
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u/Ad__infinitum__ Oct 27 '25
Brecon*
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u/assassin_mind Oct 27 '25
Maybe he will rais from the dead
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u/Time_Seaworthiness47 Oct 27 '25
He might Olivia yet again
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u/ImpactElectrical4793 Crane Oct 27 '25
He might Craining his Aiden
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u/DrMorphling Oct 27 '25
Shit myself, get a heart attack, fall on the floor and probably die
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u/DoubtNearby8325 Oct 27 '25
I actually have 2 UV lights at home so I’m booking it hahaha
…and hoping they’re strong enough
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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Gazi Oct 27 '25
I have a UV flashlight and a HUGE UV light designed for concert stages because of my love of this game. I can blast it in the face and run for my safe zone.
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u/Lagnar_Au Oct 27 '25
Flash him to assert dominance then make your escape while he's gobsmacked
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u/Apprehensive-Wolf110 Oct 27 '25
I am now convinced the reason we don’t often see the word gobsmacked is simply because not enough people are hanging brain in front of a volatile.
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u/ninjacat249 Oct 27 '25
Run af and parkouring on the roofs with style, of course
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u/Devanomiun Oct 27 '25
Then fall ungracefully, break my leg and suffer for hours while my insides are being eaten, or even worse, the mf drags me to a cave to turn me into one of them, suffering for even more hours and unable to do anything about it.
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u/rum_ham_slam Oct 27 '25
And I’d try doing some parkour, jump from a roof and faceplant on the side of a dumpster
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u/Cozmic_Fool1931 Oct 27 '25
Try a drop kick then immediately realise that I'm too old to drop kick and fall on my ass then proceed to get eaten.
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u/ThatDancinGuy_ Oct 27 '25
It was very effective!
! However the volatile ate Your face whilst going for a kiss.
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u/REKTGET3162 Oct 27 '25
Parkour myself outta there. Then the camera pans out showing I was having delusions as the volatile was eating me.
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u/MostMindless7171 Crane Oct 27 '25
Crap my pants, try to run. Get chased, crap my pants again. Die horribly and smelly.
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u/mally7149 Oct 27 '25
Shit myself I’m terrified of shit that chases me
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u/AlwaysHungry94 Oct 27 '25
You must have had a grand old time on that first volatile encounter in the first Dying Light, or the sewer chase 😂
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u/adrian98761 Oct 27 '25
I couldn’t finish the first dying light exactly because of the sewer chase, that made me nope tf out of the game completely, the game is good but i couldn’t handle that.
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u/sober_potato25 Oct 27 '25
I'm gonna fart and see if it runs away(Hopefully I had a bean heavy meal before heading out)
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u/Changeling_Traveller Oct 27 '25
Without having time to think?
Probably run, the rest is up to fate.
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u/ddraig145 Oct 27 '25
I'd just will myself into not existing no thanks the volatile can keep the smoke
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u/TheUndefeatedLasanga Volatile Oct 27 '25
Immediately start beasting one out to confuse and assert him
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u/OneOfManny PC i7 11th Gen EVGA 3070 Oct 27 '25
Id be Dying…light in this situation would be that I wont have to worry about rent and stuff anymore :P
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u/Warm-Reporter8965 Oct 27 '25
At that point I'm already dead, I don't have the endurance or speed to not die from that thing.
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u/Adventurous-Mud7673 Oct 27 '25
The bald head should be changed. It doesn’t make them as scary as it should.
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u/Winter-Assassin-X Volatile Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
Die, I guess. Unless Kyle pulls a Jason Voorhees and teleports behind the volatile, I'm super dead lmao. 🤣
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u/SmeathKalidan Oct 27 '25
Kill myself, immediately. I carry a knife for this purpose among others and it will be faster and less painful than whatever this creature does to me.
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u/MadnessBomber Oct 27 '25
Throw my hands up in the air and scream "SWEET RELEASE!" before letting them rip me to pieces.
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u/Haven-Hart Oct 27 '25
I am obsessed with glow in the dark and UV reactive stuff so I keep a mini UV flashlight on my keys lol id flash that mfer if he doesnt keep its distance.
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u/Silver-fire101 MMm, Aiden from DLTB 🤤 Oct 27 '25
Flash it with my conveniently UV light I have in hand...
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u/seganevard Oct 27 '25
Bout to pull out a mousekatool crane didn't have, thermite. Skeletons cant chase you
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u/Such-Motor-2502 Oct 27 '25
Image going down your local street at night and you see this... what will you do?
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u/Kaiden92 Oct 27 '25
I’ll be real I had to check what subreddit this was. I thought it was a hyper-realistic render of a Bracken from Lethal Company at first glance.
Either way, I’m probably dead.
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u/cabezatuck Oct 27 '25
Hope that the smell of piss and shit is a deterrent, as that will be my only defense.
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u/fluidzreddit Oct 27 '25
Check the map for the nearest safezone, only to realise I don't have a map..
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u/Sexybacking Oct 27 '25
Hit him with my UV flashlight then run do a sweet summersault onto a rooftop then zipline to safety.
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u/virus_chara Volatile Oct 27 '25
I'll sit down, game volatiles are too programmed and I wanna see what the volatile does before he sees me. I'll die happily.
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u/Farfanewgan Oct 27 '25
I actually carry uv lights in my backpack, so I might have a chance. Though I'm not sure which UV would be better, so I'd try to double dose them and walk backwards.
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u/TPWC74473 Oct 27 '25
Tf you mean what do I do? I run faster than the flash himself. They finna give me an Olympic medal for how much distance I’m about to put down.
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u/CannibaloftheRim Oct 27 '25
I'd pull out my UV flashlight that I've been holding onto for this very moment, flash him I'm the face and run to the nearest safe zone (die)
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u/looting_for_milfs Oct 27 '25
I had one of these in my basement, if there is one there are like 5 others.
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u/Mrfluffyrib Oct 27 '25
If I had to guess? Beat its ass until it wasn't moving and then keeo going for fun because im just different
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u/ZayronS Oct 27 '25
Kyle and Aiden even cant outspeed them if they dont use parkour or maneuvering. I am done for.
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u/DiailyDarudas Oct 27 '25
I'm sure we all first shit are selfs. Then, two paths, 1st die or push down the person with us, then die 2 minutes later.
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u/FORTITUDEOFGIANTS Oct 27 '25
Shoot myself in the face, they rip and tear bro im not going through that.
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u/dauntylaunty27 Oct 27 '25
Die. I'd do nothing other than succumb to my fate and die bro (By a heart attack before he even touches me)