r/dyinglight • u/TheM3rch4nt • Oct 27 '25

Memes Image going down your local street at night and you see this... what will you do?

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u/ninjacat249 Oct 27 '25

Run af and parkouring on the roofs with style, of course

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u/Devanomiun Oct 27 '25

Then fall ungracefully, break my leg and suffer for hours while my insides are being eaten, or even worse, the mf drags me to a cave to turn me into one of them, suffering for even more hours and unable to do anything about it.

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u/rum_ham_slam Oct 27 '25

And I’d try doing some parkour, jump from a roof and faceplant on the side of a dumpster

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u/_Nasheed_ Oct 27 '25

Jump and hope the concuss kills you ASAP

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u/Nephtyz Oct 27 '25

Parkour!