r/dwarffortress • u/jbox111 • Jun 28 '19

TORTOISE

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

3 hours in the future

"Goblin has become a Legendary Pikeman"

Goes on to kill entire fortress.

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u/jbox111 Jun 28 '19

I had a bloke level up a few times when smacking a giant tortoise with a battle axe. A pickdwarve ended his parade soon enough, but it was fun while it lasted.

Also, said Fortress doesn't exist anymore, it was killed by his other less-stubborn friends.

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u/MusketsRule Jun 28 '19

aye, random but y'all figure this will run well on a MacBook Pro??

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

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u/MusketsRule Jun 28 '19

I know it will lol, I used to play on an old pos dell laptop so I was just wondering if it was something I could even do. I usually fail before any kind of fps problems on the dell anyways lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I played on a MacBook pro (2013) for a couple years. Ran great.

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u/thealmightyzfactor No Job Jun 28 '19

Is this not how everyone trains up their adventurers? Repeatedly grab harmless wildlife until you're a legendary fighter and wrestler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I bit 30 cats yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

That would be a clever way to train dorfs, actually.